@themonstersaredue.bsky.social Ready for tomorrow’s five hour drive to St. Louis

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies

Weather apps are little sickos that are like “Your high is 72 today!” when they know damn well that’s the temp at 1 AM and it’ll be 40 by noon

Chicago wind gauge

My Arms are Longer Now will be published in partnership with Jackbox Games! Developed by Toot Games, this silly single-player heist game where players solve puzzles using one long, yucky arm is coming to PC in 2026 and consoles in 2027! Wishlist now! 🔗 https://jbgm.es/4b4nxJR

Listen to Peter bsky.app/profile/pret...

Just dunking some basketballs while the floor displays the full, unedited masturbation scene from Saltburn who13.com/news/led-cou...

Well, I don’t… so checkmate? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...

I don’t get this @rifftrax.com You already made a million dollars. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A BILLION?! bsky.app/profile/riff...

Maybe a little movie called Ratboy? bsky.app/profile/riff...

As a former rural Arkansan, I can tell you they won’t shut the fuck up down there about AI avatars bsky.app/profile/atru...

Go Seahawks

I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Arrest them or stfu. You don’t want that confrontation? Well the alternative is letting the people in your state be murdered, tortured, kidnapped. Children abducted and abused. THAT is the only alternative the ICE nazis are offering. That is what you, Frey and you colleagues have allowed so far.

Illinoisans: Dick Durbin's office numbers: 202-224-2152 (DC) 217-492-4062 (Springfield) Tammy Duckworth's office numbers: (202) 224-2854 (DC) (217) 528-6124 (Springfield) Not one more cent to this government until ICE is defunded. No excuses.

Hey! If you’re looking for a #gamedev job, Jackbox Games is hiring! (The downside is that you may have to work with me) apply.workable.com/jackbox-game...

Remember that while food banks welcome donations of food, they prefer $$$$$$$. They have deals with grocery stores and suppliers. You can only buy one dollar's worth of food for one dollar, but they can buy several dollars' worth. So don't, like, buy food to donate it, just give 'em the dough.

I’ve been trying to figure out ways to help raise money for food banks so I’m going to giveaway a 1 year sub to @fangoria.bsky.social (out of my own pocket). Just show me a receipt that you donated at least $10 to any food bank (DMs are ok). I’ll notify the recipient on 11/3! #HorrorFam let’s go!

Plus one to this. You would be surprised how effective an hour of your time at a food bank can be or how many meals a donation as small as $5 can provide It can be hard to feel like you’re making a positive difference these days, but helping people receive food is a great way to help your community

ONE MORE DAY! The Jackbox Party Pack 11 is out TOMORROW!!!! 🤯 This is your last chance to wishlist before it drops! 🔗 https://jbgm.es/4eeaczS

Harvest time! Not sure on the exact height or weight, but I’ve grown a couple of 100 pounders before and could pick those up with some considerable effort. I couldn’t budge this thing. So guessing 150? 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

I am very grateful to all the excellent game companies who made the last few years a LOT more bearable. Board games, card games and rpgs have helped A LOT and you are all my heroes. THANK YOU!

Just talkin’ Vanderbilt football with @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social and @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Hey! I got interviewed and talked about the game I’m directing in the Jackbox Party Pack 11 gamerant.com/jackbox-part...

Guess what? For the foreseeable future, my feed is all about me growing a pumpkin. Here is this year’s plant and variety. It sprouted two days ago inside and is off to a fast start

The real Chicago Pope

The new pope was in my Second City Conservatory group

Come on by and ask a question about… ANYTHING

Once again, you can truly ask us ANYTHING AMA happening now: www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSw...

I’m looking for a Senior Producer to join my team at Jackbox! Yes it’s just as much fun to work here as you would imagine. DMs are open if you have any questions about the gig! apply.workable.com/jackbox-game...

A movie I've watched more than six times. (Gifs only, with Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

A film that takes place where you’re from

C2E2!!!

Trivia Murder Party 3 is coming out in Early Access later in 2025! 🏕️ This standalone game features a brand new online matchmaking feature, as well as classic local play. And REDACTED will be there, too, of course.... Grab some marshmallows and watch the first teaser now! youtu.be/sEOkKZr1Dqw

🎊 The Jackbox Party Pack 11 is coming later in 2025! 🎉 We are bringing five all-new games, featuring trivia, drawing, joke writing, social deduction, and sound effects! Learn more in this clip from the Jackbox Direct. youtu.be/sHey83S46Sk

In light of recent events, I have a new 401k strategy

I am “had to watch a YouTube video to learn how to quote skeet” years old

Went with the family and it was basically a theater full of kids doing this for 90 minutes…

Watching the Minecraft movie in a private theatre with Jackbox friends and omfg I’m not young enough for this movie hahahahahaa what is happening?????????

If I don’t see some fucking DECORUM from my congressional rep tonight…

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

Lowered my cable bill by giving Xfinity control of my mineral rights 🎉🎉🎉

Saw the trailer at Music Box a couple of weeks back and enjoyed hearing multiple suburbanites (myself included) exclaim “oh hey, Morton Grove”

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

Became a true Midwesterner this morning when I awkwardly jogged across a crosswalk so I wouldn’t hold up traffic

Ready to put BBQ sauce on my pancakes FOR MY COUNTRY!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social any chance you guys are playing Dog Man in the small theater so my kid can go in there while I see The Brutalist? 😬