i just think maybe korn for primark is undermining the market value of my adidas x korn collab items.

everyone is going to be soooooooooo annoying about this.

greg mendez, album of the year!!!!!!!!!!

friends feared she'd written about going to hardcore: aprylhm.substack.com/p/35-old-man...

weird to be totally unphased by being able to hear a far-right rally happening outside within walking distance of my workplace.

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

this is what i look like logging onto letterboxd to write a review nobody will read.

who even knows where their birth certificate is at any one time lol. just an absolutely cooked country, riddled with a deep deep tapped obsession with a small minority of people which eclipses all of the other great flaws this cesspit island has.

i think if you’re only subscribed to the free version of a newsletter, you shouldn’t be sent the paywalled content as an annoying tease.

She had the kind of walking that made benches become men

why do you, a train, not have charging points in the year 2026

'obsession' is a really great indicator for what kind of internet you're on, because i saw a wave of people saying bear looks like charlie kirk but ACTUALLY to me he looks like a young billy crudup.

hungover! in a have heart hoodie.

why is this post on the ringer dot com just an embed of sean’s post on substack (paywalled!) lol

just when i thought i was out (‘animal kingdom’), they pull me back in (pope cody robs a bank soundtracked by a nine inch nails song).

pov you live in london:

who are these people who did not foresee huge gains for reform lol

truly horrifying to confront head-on just how dross the remastered versions of 'star wars' are.

this is what four years of dating me does to a homie:

“now as you know, i’m plant-based.”

just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in etc etc

well, we had a good run.

‘mother mary’: ?????????????????

huge week for people who like shawn hatosy.

ultimately good for me that the new portrayal of guilt LP sounds like it was made in 1998.

because they’re embarrassing. hope this helps.

culture websites have never been more dead lmao.

had to deal with some grotty errant teens today, two of whom both told me & my colleagues that we’d dropped our “gay cards”. mad to think that as a concept has stood the test of time; sort of wanted to congratulate them on such a throwback insult.

the thing i’ve learnt this weekend is that boys sure do love the film ‘akira’.

anyone that camps out for the psyop that is “record store day” should be added to some kind of database.

hbo please greenlight ‘the pitt: nightcrawlers’ as a matter of urgency.

huge day for everyone over 35.

dr jack abbott STUNS in ‘ready or not 2’

trying to not read too much into the fact that my therapist wished me a happy birthday before multiple members of my family did.

sorry to be “very millennial” but: “Aurora Borealis!? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?” is maybe my favourite simpsons joke of all time.

just feel deep in my bones that dr. abbot would be really into pearl jam.

good, i think, to watch 'the pitt' crumbling right before our eyes.

the best thing about being utterly riddled with this rank cold & cough is that i HAVE lost the plot, part of my hearing & pulled every muscle in my upper torso but i have ALSO managed to watch a season of 'animal kingdom' in 36 hours. who knows what else i'll accomplish if it lingers into week 2.

if this is it then i really need you all to know that i don't think the first moon landings were real, and that ethan hawke should have been nominated for best actor at the 91st academy awards for 'first reformed'.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

i was genuinely so gutted to hear about the passing of bo lueders; harms way are still one of the sickest bands i’ve seen live, & i’d become utterly charmed by ‘hardlore’- both he & colin reminding me just why i came to love hardcore in the first place.

i'm sorry but it is 2026 i think if you're watching/buying/engaging with anything to do with harry potter at this point you are in fact a bad person and you have to contend with that, i don't give a shit if you're nostalgic grow the fuck up

jacket potatoes having “a resurgence” is a real recession indicator btw.

two days late but here are my main takeaways from this year’s academy awards:

insane that the “pay per banana” scam has finally hit my local m&s.

PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON

someone has stolen our FULL kerbside compost caddy!?

if i had a nickel for every time i’d heard ‘moving to new york’ by the wombats today while in york, i’d have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it’s happened twice.