lots of chat about her middle name but everyone is burying the lede that chase infiniti’s parents named her after CHASE MERIDIAN from ‘batman forever’.

can’t believe i’ve forced myself into caring about the guinness programme.

candidly: i never want to see another OBAA promotional tiktok ever again. it's degrading for everyone involved!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would it shock anyone to hear that the only thing getting me through this week is the prospect of seeing ‘one battle after another’ on friday.

it’s springsteen’s birthday today- please share with me your hottest photos of him, as a matter of extreme urgency.

everything was better when the computer was kept in its own room and you could only access the internet in hour-long increments, governed by whether or not your parents needed to make a phonecall.

how’s your saturday going? i saw a dog get hit by a car earlier and now i’ve just (accidentally) superglued some of my fingers together.

i’m a runner so i can say this: if you’re in a run group and you’re running on the pavement, why the fuck are you not going single file.

what they don’t tell you about ‘the long walk’ is that if you have a papa’s orchard fondness for both cooper hoffman & david jonsson then you WILL find yourself crying repeatedly.

why does muting things not work on any platform anymore!!!!!!!!

twice today i’ve seen a man that looks (& is dressed) exactly like wimpy from popeye, and it’s making me feel insane.

insane really, that they used to let robert redford be this hot in public.

quickest i've ever made it to the LFF site and still! everything i was keen for was sold out. a happy day for cinema! but a sad day for me.

huge pivot this weekend: getting really into the music of bad bunny.

took myself to see ‘magnolia’ at the cinema this evening and it’s just so, so funny to think about zach cregger waving that movie around in connection to his own. lol. lmao even.

wrote about nostalgia & giving in to the endless weaponisation of my cultural past: aprylhm.substack.com/p/29-a-twing...

Some of my books are on sale at the New York Art Book Fair at MoMA PS1 this weekend and you can always grab them online: bronze-age.co/product/maul...

you can’t even list limp bizkit album titles in full anymore, because of woke:

insane that in school they don’t teach you that sometimes adulthood be like: go to work for ten hours, then eat one bag of crisps & two mini croissants for dinner.

guy who has only seen ‘eddington’ watching the news: getting a lot of 'eddington' vibes from this

not system of a down presale falling on exactly the same day that public ticketing opens for the london film festival.

just saw ‘lost highway’ for the first time:

do you ever think about how being added to a group chat is a GDPR nightmare waiting to happen

unreal LFF lineup; can't wait to face my nemesis (the sound system at the royal festival hall)

nobody needs my thoughts on ‘caught stealing’ but here they are anyway: perfectly serviceable saturday night at the movies! austin butler hot! great supporting cast!). i don’t understand the choice to use idles for a movie set in 1998 but ok!

that NY times piece on AI is deeply harrowing but i cannot imagine encountering it and still managing to cope for the automation of everything in the world around us. utterly bone-chilling.

all that money and she couldn't workshop a better caption.

would looooooove to read more about how ari aster depicts disability in his films.

gonna be so sick when i do my end of year list and number one is the new PTA, but number two is…’the naked gun’.

i’m at the gym and a guy on the bike next to me is watching ‘succession’; do i lean over and drop a hyper-specific line reference or

hard to not take that indiewire 100 best movies of the 1970s list personally ('sorcerer' at number 62)

i still can’t believe ‘materialists’ is a real film, and i say that as someone who has literally just watched it.

three years of this dreamboat!!! can we get a hell yeah in the chat???

i wonder how many hours of my life i've lost in virtual ticket queues.

the next time i do a 5K, i am going to run like the children in ‘weapons’.

barking like a dog etc.

if you ever want to feel great about yourself, i'd suggest attending the wedding of someone you went to high school with where you could be thrilled to discover that everyone else is ageing poorly while you are seemingly....not.

started the week crying in therapy re: probable ADHD, ended the week crying re: emails i sent at work today, after feeling personally wronged about something that kicked off six months ago.

this preoccupation with who can and can’t go to the loo in public locations is insane for many, many reasons, the most obvious to me being: who has the time to think about who else is using the cubicle next to them; aren’t you just focusing on emptying out that bladder?

i already need to hear less about emerald fennell's 'wuthering heights'

i think it’s great that apparently nobody has morals or a soul.

wrote about ‘the pitt’, noah wylie, & john carter from county general: aprylhm.substack.com/p/28-welcome...

wearing my ‘BARRY LYNDON’ (1975, dir. stanley kubrick) baseball cap to a screening of ‘BARRY LYNDON’ (1975, dir. stanley kubrick).

imagine if the government bans VPN. absolutely cooked country!!!!!!!

sarina wiegman looks like the wife of a south african dentist.

just funny really, that we made a society where being on the internet or using a device was such a core part of daily life, and now somebody has suddenly gone "oh wait" & wants to suddenly enforce entirely unenforceable rules.

OZZY.

It’s done.

A.D.I.D.A.T.P. (all day i dream about 'the pitt')