god, not james ransone.

why is it so fucking expensive to get the train anywhere in this country

firing off emergency texts about esdeekid & timothee chalamet, like my life depends on it.

having a new appreciation for my mother as i balk in horror at the price of my christmas food order.

do u ever just think about how fucking sick this LP is (2010!!!!!)

the most enjoyable thread i've encountered on bksy this year:

good to be at that earnest part of the year where i decide i like music again, spend 72 hours obsessing over one singular record (congratulations 2 u, tagabow) and then end up revisiting everything nirvana released to cry about how great they were.

this rob reiner news is utterly hellish. what a profound loss.

spent months trying to work out who cameron winter’s voice reminds me of and it’s been driving me insane for no real reason and anyway: it’s rufus wainwright.

we have got to free ourselves from the tyranny of christmas jumpers in the workplace.

even my headphones are doing their own wrapped. i love content!

multitasking! in the neurodiversity staff training

why is it possible for me to log onto twitter dot com and see screengrabs from ‘sentimental value’, a film which still isn’t out here in the UK for another 16 days.

i love corporate email

Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen is a Christmas song

LANCE!

have i not suffered enough

a lot of you are falling for data inaccuracy today, and it shows!!

gauche to discuss i guess but: of all the 2000s cultural throwbacks i hate (and believe me, i hate them all), everyone suddenly being emaciated really is the one i find most psychically troubling.

is there any better thrill than convincing someone to watch HEAT (1995) for the first time.

how on earth is everyone affording to pay-for endless monthly substack subscriptions.

my first and only podcast appearance of the year: thank you to meg for asking me to play 'chekhov’s whatever' and share my thoughts on FRANKENSTEIN (2025)- i had a very fun time: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

lost this guy yesterday, and i don’t think my heart will ever stop hurting.

i do think my biggest character flaw is actively caring about the show ‘stranger things’

back in the news:

insane pull for ‘pillion’ to use a song that is deeply tethered to ‘the worst person in the world’.

dream blunt rotation.

big fan of having unfettered access to listening data at all times (i'm still a lastfm devotee) but it does mean i have been confronted by the realisation that- as it stands- only ten of my top 50 most played albums this year were actually released in 2025.

udo kier, cool for so many reasons (what a life! what a career!) but especially because of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEp...

do you ever just think about how fucking sick converge are

wrote about internalising halloween & other linus van pelt style feelings on completing a year's worth of writing: aprylhm.substack.com/p/30-thats-n...

my favourite part of seeing osgood perkins ‘keeper’ this evening was when the title card for ‘predator: badlands’ appeared and we realised we’d been sent to the wrong screen.

why is roy keane dressed like daniel plainview.

i’m sure drugs are great but have you ever beat a google maps journey time by ten minutes?

mad that everyone is all free palestine until radiohead are playing shows lol

this new rosalía record is so fucking sick.

not charli xcx roping in JOHN CALE to guest on one of her songs for the 'wuthering heights' ost.

the plague of “6, 7” has fully reached my working life (children realising it exists within the dewey decimal number for dinosaurs)

josh just told me that this is what i looked like when marc maron turned up in 'deliver me from nowhere'.

tired: couples costume for halloween. wired: couples costume for halloween, but you’re both harry dean stanton.

wonder how many "ghetto pat" outfits i'll see this evening.

i’m watching ‘practical magic’ for the first time (i know) and i cannot believe everyone buried the lede by failing to tell me that it’s directed by GRIFFIN DUNNE.

real ones know!!!!!!!!!!

interesting to observe that david harbour has turned the comments off on all of his instagram posts lol

sort of fascinated by how stupid ‘after the hunt’ is.

just bought my dream shoes after lusting after them for a decade and a half, and i feel SICK.

walked into town to get some eyedrops and on the way saw two sets of separate people generating “content”; deeply embarrassing behaviour imho.

god i can’t be anything other than earnest about this; limp bizkit were one of the first “heavy” bands i got into, real gateway level stuff. awful to see.

the insane rush of finally watching something that has been sitting on your letterboxd watchlist since the dawn of time.