They say "Write your senators," but what they don't understand is that some of us have senators who don't know how to read.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Media #RacistsAndAssholes #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

#AreWeTheBaddies #ICE #Nazis #DonaldTrump #FuckICE

#IfYouveEverWondered #YoureDoingItRightNow #Memes #ShruggingGuy #DonaldTrump #Fascism #ICE

#DonaldTrump #NobelPrize #Venezuela #MariaCorinaMachado #FrancisBuxton #PeeweeHerman #PeeweesBigAdventure #IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI

Every person who has ever called the Democratic Party "The Democrat Party" is an asshole. There is not a single shred of proof you can present that would prove me wrong.

It's times like these when I wish our country had three branches of government and a series of checks and balances.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Venezuela #NicolasMaduro #Oil #Empire

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

There were clues.

Eat a bag of fucks, both of you.

I can't believe Time magazine gave their 2025 Person of the Year to "The Return of Measles and Polio."

People should start indicating how they’d like their meat cooked when ordering McDonald’s drive-through.

#GregorSamsa #FranzKfaka #TheMetamorphosis #Cockroach

It's everyone's favorite Trump administration game: INCOMPETENT OR NAZI?

Hearing this in Albert Rosenfield's voice. <3

#Halloween #Christmas #ThankYou #Thanks #ThanksGiving #GiveThanks #GivingThanks

#Thanksgiving #ThePrincessBride #CountRugen #Turkey #HandTurkey

#Thanksgiving #Tryptophan #Turkey

#Thanksgiving #Pilgrims #Buckles

#TheLittleDrummerBoy #TheSimpsons #RalphWiggum #Jesus #Christmas

I guess one way to distract people from your friendship with a sex criminal is to claim that you are friends with a political murderer.

Florence doesn’t like to talk about this but her Machine is just an electric can opener

Behind the scenes of the new Zelda movie. Director of film says, "We're going with a plain T-shirt look for Hyrule."

The concept art for the new Zelda movie is wild!

I'm glad they decided to put Link in his new blue costume in the Zelda movie.

Behind the scenes of the new Zelda movie. Looks like crap! Should have been a cartoon. Ganon doesn't wear glasses!

Did Epstein type these emails with his dick?

#DonaldTrump #TheGreatGatsby #GreatGatsbyParty #MarALago #Halloween #SNAP #TheShining #JackTorrence #1921 #2025 #ALittlePartyNeverKilledAnybody #FScottFitzgerald #JazzAge #StanleyKubrick #StephenKing

My response to the Gremlins 3 news

The president, who routinely lies about his weight, held an event with two top health officials (a TV doctor and a guy who had a worm in his brain). The event, centered on drugs that make it unnecessary to exercise to lose weight, was interrupted when one of the elderly men attending fainted.

They always point out how the song "Monster Mash" doesn't actually play the song "The Monster Mash." Good thing, too. "Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds"? No way this wouldn't sound like shit.

#DonaldTrump #GameStop #Halo #EastWing #WhiteHouse #TheLegendOfZelda #Link #LinksAwakening #LinksWoke #HowManyStarsAreOnThatAIFlag #Rubble #DonaldTrumpIsAFuckingNerd

I'm pretty sure this new ballroom is just to find Barron a bride.

Yes, yes, the message of the comic, but look at those poses! The back-supporting hands and arms in panel two. The dubious-but-listening cup guy in panel three. The "How about this?" fingers in panel five and its relative in panel eight.

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"Wet" can mean at least two things. Both work.

The press won’t say the obvious truth about this: This is the illegal destruction of an iconic American landmark. An act of brazen and massive vandalism.

#DonaldTrump #MissionAccomplished #AIVideo #OurDiarrheaPresident #DiarrheaPresident #GeorgeWBush #Diarrhea #KingTrump #NoKings #Shit #WhiteHouse #EastWing #TrumpDestroyedTheWhiteHouse #TrumpIsShit #AI #LaughingDog

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #ShitDreams #DiarrheaPresident #Crash #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped

Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate: “I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can. Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.” WINNER.

King Turd.

Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #AmericanCitizens #NoKings #AI #KingTrump #Diarrhea #OurDiarrheaPresident #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

When the Big Macs finally do their job and Trump keels over dead, and mainstream media respectfully mourns him, remember Trump's video where he literally shits on Americans and then continue to party your asses off. It's going to be so fucking great.

I think I found those jewel heist guys.

#Diarrhea #DonaldTrump #NoKings