#Garfield #DonaldTrump #MeetThePress #KristinWelker #MicDrop #HeCrushedIt #Piggie #Darling #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

Yesterday, I didn't make some witty joke about how Trump's interview ended in a "mic drop" or how he was "crushing it," and I'm sorry I wasn't there for you in your time of need.

Really going for that Romans 8:28 energy.

#Freedom250 #TheGreatAmericanStateFair #DonaldTrump #MartinaMcBride #YoungMC #C+CMusicFactory #VanillaIce #MilliVanilli #TheCommodores #MorrisDay #FloRida #BretMichaels #EddieAndTheCruisers #TheArchies #ThePhantomOfTheOpera #ZackAttack #TheFolksMen #AdolfHitler #KidRock #LeeGreenwood

#Demons #Aliens #Republicans #Christians #ChristianNationalism #GiorgioATsoukalos #JDVance #MarjorieTaylorGreene #HistoryChannel

Sixty years ago, the Beach Boys -- riding high with hit songs like "Surfin'," "Surfin' Safari," "Surfin' U.S.A.," and "Surfer Girl" -- shocked the world by abandoning their titular sound in order to issue this album of field recordings in which the only audio that appears is the sound of goats.

Look, you either get on board with AI, or stay stuck in a productive, creative life. Don’t get left behind!

Bored out of his gourd. Not only is "President of the United States" the worst job Trump could have for our sakes, but it's the worst job he could have for his own. He could be playing golf right now! What a dipshit.

We found a colorized version of the beginning of The Wizard of Oz.

I’ve been seeing a lot of negative commentary on Michael Jackson lately so I went and watched a movie about him to find out what the deal was. But as far as I can tell from it he never did anything wrong, so I’m not sure what people are complaining about!

"I did watch, because I could see what was going on--with the door. I also saw a lot of very strong, physically strong, really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors. And frankly, it made me feel very safe.”

what if we made the whole country out of ballroom

I like the idea that the whole thing is fake but Kash Patel or whoever is like “well we should still call him a pedophile rapist in the fake manifesto”

They're not just going to a dinner for a president who complains about unfair coverage. They're going to a dinner for a president who threatens to ARREST them, who sues them, who sics his FCC chairman on them, who gets them fired, and who has his billionaire friends force them into compliance.

I have to say it was weird to take my 3-year-old to his first movie in the theater (Mario) a few weeks ago and see a trailer for a movie about the world’s most notorious child rapist.

#Michael #JaafarJackson #AntoineFuqua

I'm making a biopic about Jeffrey Epstein, but it will ignore the controversial allegations about children, and will focus only on his storied mathematics teaching and financial management careers!

#ThisIsNotAPipe #TheTreacheryOfImages #DonaldTrump #Doctor #Jesus #MAGA #LaTrahisonDesImages #ReneMagritte #Pipe #JDVance #Christians #Republicans #CeciN'estPasUnePipe #AfterMagritte

The Donald Trump "Jesus" image everyone is talking about, complete with alt text to help you understand it.

#DonaldTrump #Jesus #God #Christianity #Church #GodIsMovingAgain #PUSA #AISlop #Hell #MAGA #Republicans

"Two weeks!" --That Asshole Guy

[Me, to nobody and zero laughs, as the smoke from nuclear fire blocks out the sun and the earth descends into sub-freezing winter for 10 years]: art of the deal

Dementia Donnie

Those Artemis II astronauts are missing the opportunity of a lifetime if they aren’t up there blasting Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’!!!

Trump posted this on Easter Sunday! Can’t believe a child rapist would do something so awful!

25TH AMENDMENT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS

Today is April fools day. There will be many pranks today.

#NewYorkGroof #Teddy #AnimalCrossing #NewYorkGroove #AceFrehley #Kiss

I guess we’re okay with pedophiles now.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK UNTIL YOU TELL US!

Trump’s actions seem perplexing, but you have to understand that while the rest of us are playing checkers, he’s a war criminal who rapes children.

Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.

Double your liquor orders and dance mixes for the joyful celebratory day when this asshole dies.

How I found out. The best way.

I’m one of those people resistant to AI, but a lot of rich white men with a total indifference to human suffering seem to be really into it, so come on, folks, what are we waiting for, let’s all hop on the asshole train!

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #WorldBookDay #TrumpCantRead #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

"We left with all of my children." Or: Don't worry. I didn't sell my children into sex slavery. I'm a good guy.

Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth

They say "Write your senators," but what they don't understand is that some of us have senators who don't know how to read.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Media #RacistsAndAssholes #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

#AreWeTheBaddies #ICE #Nazis #DonaldTrump #FuckICE

#IfYouveEverWondered #YoureDoingItRightNow #Memes #ShruggingGuy #DonaldTrump #Fascism #ICE