a dad bod? you mean a father figure

I am shocked, SHOCKED to hear that the world's greatest video game critic / video essayist is trans. Well, not that shocked. A little relieved honestly, "Watch this 9 hour video about Fallout by a queer lady" is slightly more convincing than "by some dude." Anyways, enjoy youtu.be/V7FLCg4KdyE?...

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Koby, please, make this happen somehow.

Welcome to the throne Victor Wemanyama. I hope he is a benevolent ruler.

Unreal man unreal.

Chet so unplayable the Thunder are willing to concede offensive rebounds which is not a good strategy

Holy shit Luke Kornett that block

Absolute shame that OKC didn't have JDub, Ajay, Dort, or Holmgren for this game.

Blessed by this series of basketball

The Landshark has an opinion on "made easy." I love them dearly but that's false marketing.

How is Dylan Harper real. Rookie, in the playoffs, unreal.

This Spurs team is so goddam fun

hahahahahahahahaha what could go wrong giving the dumbest, most sensitive, least self-aware people in society a gun and an infinite amount of power

Thank god my other team is the Atlanta Braves. They never over perform in the regular season and whimper in the playoffs :)

See y'all next year. Let's hope James Harden isn't on this roster and that they find a 4. Not holding my breath for whatever swings they take.

heated political conflict in the united kingdom came to an end today as all factions melted to death in their equally poorly built homes at a temperature too low to tell the americans

HAHAHAHA GAUDIN SAID BIG DOM SMITH MOMENT ON THE AIR THE WHOLE PHRASE FRENCHY REPEATED IT HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Lot of shots coming up short by the Cavs.

Kenny I swear to Christ. A zone? With three guards?

I've always said NBA refs are great at their jobs. Love when they correctly identify that my team deserves a couple freebies

Good judo move by Josh Hart to fool the refs, gotta respect it

They've succeeded in spite of it often and they've been healthy. But my god the shooting just disappearing is crazy making

Having worked with judges in a professional capacity both in courtrooms and behind doors: lol. She's so fucking mad she can barely see straight.

We have got to fix the review system. If a review takes less than a minute you should get the challenge back. If it's so obvious even the refs on the floor can say "my bad" then why is the team punished?

Wemby is so insanely accurate with his hands, I wonder if they stop blowing the whistle at all on him. Sure he's 8 feet tall but he always gets the ball it's unbelievable. Any center with his accuracy could lead the league in blocks.

How the hell did the Spurs get Dylan Harper. That's not fair

Been saying it all year, when he gets fired I need investigative reporting into what Kenny Atkinson uses to evaluate talent. There's no way it's not high comedy. Tea leaves? Maybe their high school tape? Is he asking a chatbot? I cannot fathom

I'm not as mad as the first two against Detroit. But I'm certainly more interested in James Harden and Kenny Atkinson's relationship to gambling. A completely insane set of decisions for 12 minutes of game time. So baffling I'm not even sure where to start.

Why is this the first Strus+Merrill minutes in more than a quarter?

You could give me audio of this crowd and I'd guess it was a golf tournament.

The Knicks thought the corpse of Joel Embiid was a good indicator of their offensive fire power.

A 22 year old in his first Conference Finals, in overtime down 3, pulled up from Steph land and swished it. He is 7'4. My brain is trying to reject reality because that is the only sane thing to do.

It's so cool when you know you're watching the GOAT and he's only 22

There are no words for Wemby

What a fucking basketball game

I'm sorry Sammy. I was wrong. Please don't stop proving me wrong.

Cavs have missed 16 free throws and are winning by 35. Goddam

I was so mad after game 2, and despondent after game 6. Seeing this team actualize in a game 7 on the road is unbelievable

JARRETT ALLEN

MY SON ASKED IF SANTA WAS REAL. I SAID NO. I SAID THE GIFTS WERE FROM ME. I SAID NOTHING IS FREE. HE NODDED. HE WENT TO HIS ROOM. HE CAME BACK WITH A RECEIPT BOOK. HE HAS BEEN INVOICING ME FOR HUGS SINCE NOVEMBER. I OWE HIM $340. I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER. I CANNOT AFFORD HIM

It almost certainly doesn't matter but why would Ausar play like that with 5 fouls. Dumb stuff.

The way the Cavs just forget how to offense all at once is truly remarkable

The refs just randomly deciding to not call shooting fouls? Like 5 straight possessions with contact that was a foul suddenly isn't

Jarrett has 6 offensive rebounds. Both teams have 7. The most under appreciated starter in basketball

Tobias buddy, ev just cleanly hit the ball and you got the call. You can't his shooting arm and be surprised they're calling it

Dear Cavs, Please target Ausar Thompson and draw more fouls against him as quickly as possible. Thanks, A Cavs Fan Who Is Tired of Guard Turnovers

Uhh Ausar just stepped over Merrill after getting whistled? I'm shocked that didnt get ugly