Stuff I do when y'all ain't looking 🤷😂

You wouldn't dismantle the agency that protects consumers for corporate abuse and scams unless you wanted your rich buddies to be able to abuse and scam consumers.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

I'm pretty sure this is the episode where I said Malaysian Bigfoots(feet) were all Danny DeVito. Fricken captivating, man! 🤣🤣🤘🤘#spookscreepspod

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

I fricken knew it!

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I'm getting really sick of struggling in a world thats just gonna blow up in a few years...

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Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

I just don't understand this world anymore

Check out me and my buddy Susy watch ridiculous videos and dish about dudes and why we don't have one . Also, Im really fidgety and that's why my podcast is audio only lmaoooo

I'm struggling. I've reached out for help and I'm better but I'm not ok. I don't want sympathy, I just want you to know that you're not alone in this crazy upside down world

Mood.

Stop everything you're doing and tell me your favorite dinosaur. Please? 😌🦖🦕 #spookscreepspod #dinosaursarecoolaf

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."

It's a trap

Srsly y'all, this is an excellent pod about finding the common threads that connect us all. I also may or may not have been a previous guest💜😌

God damn it

youtu.be/MVDJxMxzTL0?... I can't get this damn song out of my head and if I have to suffer so do you

I am not built for this having a job thing

Go sink some yachts, frens!

Chugging some right now!

I legit left my therapist speechless today. I'm totally winning at this therapy game!

Feral af

I was reading the comments on an article about food deserts and realized that I live in a sanity desert #spookscreepspod #empathy #sympathy #weareallwegot

I work in tourism on Clearwater Beach and I can't say the Gulf of America without laughing. I can't. I tried. This is gonna be awful. Maybe I'll get lucky and peeps will visit the Assault Rifle Glades instead. #spookscreepspod #sitdowngrandpaandeatyourpudding #justwhytho

I'm voting for Pickolas next cycle

Let’s frolic

You've got a smile that could light up an entire dystopian hellscape.

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

The Resistance is strong! #Resist

I'm not ok

There's a murder in my backyard Don't waste your money on fancy peanuts. Just throw some bootleg Doritos down.

Go follow my podcast or else!

I really thought we settled this. Like with a whole ass world war. I'm telling you, we got shifted to a hell timeline when we killed Harambe #alwayspunchnazis #spookcreepspod #wtaf

It's not dire yet, folks. #floridian #wafflehouse #emergencymeter

My oldest daughter is named Alexandria and is named after the library. I wanted to name her after my childhood library but Buttman-Fish just didn't go with her middle name. Anywho get a card!

Nothing to see here, folks, move along. Climate change, you say? FAKE NEWS

I cant remember my address but: I wish that you would stay in my memories but you showed up today just to ruin things I want to hold you in the past cuz I'm traumatized but you're not letting me do that because tonight you're all drunk in my kitchen curled in the fetal position

The Gulf of Mexico was never this cold. The Gulf of America sucks