Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

When will graphics get better than this.

For the next 12 hours all JIRA crimes are legal.

The hack against software giant Red Hat is part of a larger campaign that is targeting AWS cloud accounts. A group named the Crimson Collective is using compromised IAM accounts to access and pilfer corporate AWS environments. www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

3D Maze 🤌

A2 peeps be advised there is an overturned semi blocking multiple lanes on Plymouth Rd at US23 in Ann Arbor. Police are directing traffic through.

In bad weather? The soundtrack from Twister.

Blue Team Con has a sober board game room with mocktails at the same time as the big party for people who don’t want to be around loud music or alcohol! 🤩 Why doesn’t every con do this?

Reminds me of the old days @dimcheff.wtf

guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

Anyone else seeing a major uptick in phone call spam today?

I’m hiring a remote manager role in the United States to lead a Detection Engineering team for Rapid7’s MDR. Please pass it along if you know anyone who’d be a good fit. careers.rapid7.com/jobs/manager...

This seems like a really useful tool for D&R folks.

Wild that you have to be a millionaire in order to get your dyslexic kid a “Free and Appropriate Public Education”. But here we are. I just don’t want him to struggle like I did. Let’s be honest. Like I do.

Oh, yay… via @bleepingcomputer.com

This is odd. Why is iOS saying this is from a short code? But the message is clearly from an international number.

fun news! I was laid off from Twilio. going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week. if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along! reposts from tech folks appreciated <3

Ugh I know more options is better for the market. But if we have to figure out cloud security for a whole lot of CSPs it’s gonna be hard.

Sources confirm acquisition intent. Early signs point to at least 1 quart of Miller in the early stages of this deal.

Rowdy announces intent to acquire Miller. Details of the deal are still developing.

I admit that quarters past have been nasty We weren’t kidding when we called them, well, a miss But you’ll find that nowadays We’ve mended our SLAs Amended, changed in flight, made the switch

Man I was really hoping for a drag show about tech debt. This wasn’t that.

Anybody here works at 1Password & would consider giving a referral? 🙌 There is a Rails Developer role that would be an excellent match for my experience! Please share, this could be really helpful after being laid off <3

Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing

✨ HIRE ME ✨ I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication. Please share for reach <3 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Just started a new role at Rapid7! I’m leading the Threat Intel & Detection Engineering team, and I’m already loving the culture and product vision. Really excited about the company’s commitment to the community—especially through open source projects like Metasploit and Velociraptor.

It turns out you can take the sky from me. Which isn’t great if you also burn the land and boil the sea.

Hey, my Home Assistant plugin for the NWS Storm Prediction Center Severe weather outlook was just accepted into the HACS store! github.com/sedward5/nws...

I blame Python.

Pretty sure this is Magic: The Gathering card art.

okay this is an emergency assistance thread for anyone who got this National Endowment for the Arts email today some of you can still get your money and I’m going to tell you how article to come later this weekend but here is the Cliffs Notes version:

Want to help make m365 more secure by breaking it a lot? jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo... #infosecJobs

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With glowing hearts we see thee rise.

Man it’s been a minute. @dugsong.com

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

Did You Wish Shankar on his Birthday?

so they're mycoblogging

I forget what I was doing a few weeks ago when I broke my Hugo build on this site. But I wasn’t confident about it. I’m a real engineer I swear.

One step away from my Home Assistant integration being published in HACS! I made a thing!

Do I know anyone who works in iCloud security?

Just did my -90 day Disney World briefing with my cousins for our trip together. I feel like I should have hired a program manager for this.

Vibecoding lifesaving technology for ~fun~ and ~profit~. I’ll blog about it soon I’m sure.

Really SPC?

Man, GTO: Drama from 1998 remain absolutely legendary.

Maybe the real damn roads we fixed were the friends we made along the way.

Man this Hugo thing is way cooler than Wordpress. Just moved ye olde detroitaesthetic.club over there and it was super easy.