A thing I want to impress to all the ladies, femmes, dolls, and anyone else who wants to: It doesn’t matter how tall, short, strong, skinny, passing, etc or anything like that, you can *ALWAYS* be someone’s lil princess and don’t let anyone or anything in this world make you think you can’t. 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

You know they had to have asked ChatGPT how to black out lines in a pdf

I’ve been on the “Trading Places is the best Christmas movie” train for years now and it’s good to see that I’m not alone in this.

Nikanye Minaj (derogatory)

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All I’m saying is, can you imagine if Shireen Afkari pulled shit at a Waffle House?

omg please tell me someone else watches #rhop out there, because we need to TALK

Happy solstice y’all! Tonight @abgushte.bsky.social and I are enjoying mulled wine, fried chicken, and Yul(e) Brynner movies.

It is still wild to me that some companies out here will go to great lengths to ensure that people are not using AI during interviews only to compel them to use it after they get hired.

Some cool vintage store finds from this afternoon that would be cool pickups for a small framed person. Jacket is a XS/00. Boots are women’s 6. If anyone is interested I can go and pick them up. Maybe @lookitup.baby ?

In general, I’m against the death penalty, but serving dry, unsalted grits at a restaurant should be a capital crime.

Oh boy

Today’s playlist is all Tower of Power and Sly and the Family Stone so I am sad for everyone that’s not me

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I don’t care if you woke libs cancel me for it but it’s pronounced HarKONnen not HARKonnen.

This quote from wordfreq’s sunset message is 🔥🔥🔥 “the Web at large is full of slop generated by large language models, written by no one to communicate nothing.” github.com/rspeer/wordf...

They really need to stop having conferences in the US

And this person is supposed to be smart

If you’re still wondering what to get me for Christmas

The chicken sound from BO7 if you decline to prestige is such a fantastic troll.

When the primaries come around, we must only support candidates who will admit, without qualification, that the US is currently committing and supporting war crimes and will impeach + refer for prosecution those who are taking part, from the top down. This disqualifies @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Spatchcocked and grilled is the sigma tier turkey method

The fact that you can’t tell if this is satire because it’s not even an exaggeration of what one of these clanker zealots would say.

More internet “pranksters” who assault people for content need to face dire physical consequences.

I’ve never been prouder of my alma mater

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

If you didn’t get to hear my keynote this morning, you missed a fuckin’ banger

god, I’ve missed being around Black people

I can’t sell him any electrons “per se” but I can tell him where he can probably find some as long as he doesn’t look at them.

Interviewer: “Why don’t we just make more GPUS”? Sam a: *shits pants* This guy: “it’s clear to anyone IN THE KNOW that he’s referring to the waste water and sanitation bottleneck plaguing datacenter construction and cooling.”

Seeing some news from @yellowperiltac.bsky.social (on their instagram story) that the ATF is changing form 4473 (FFL transfer to buyer) question number 14 to list “biological sex”. This is specifically intended to keep trans people from buying guns, so do with that information as you will.

People really need to understand the difference between liking something and it being good. Look at Kraft Mac & cheese or the Twilight movies for example.

The Midwest: home of the absolutely nicest people and some of the most absolutely heinous culinary crimes

do you have any fucking idea how fucking insane it is that the country is dictated by the whims of a cabal of dementia addled pedophiles while literally every person i know and talk to is two audiobooks away from being a card carrying communist

VCs have funded > $270B so far this year and over half a trillion since Jan 1 2024, but no, definitely way too strapped to pay for more moderators

I posit that if you can’t do a the job of moderation without acting like a typical cop without “going crazy”, then you shouldn’t be doing the job.

Me, to someone about some, um, personal devices she might want to look into: “I’m sure one of the dolls can make a recommendation. Someone with some extensive knowledge in the subject. A dildommolier, if you will.”

I found @blowdart.me favorite dessert cups

Made tagine and tadhig rice and berry cobbler for @abgushte.bsky.social and her family today. First time meeting them this week and I think they like me and my cooking 😊😊

Time to ask him if there are any questionable stains on the blue suits he always wears.

If the picture *does* exist, lemon party has the chance to do the funniest thing

Real talk, I’ve never been more hopeless about humanity than now. It doesn’t mean I’m not trying to make things better, but our ability to fuck up anything that’s good has never been better or faster than it is today.

Conservatives are fearmongering about Muslims implementing sharia law because they think everyone else is as dead set on establishing a theocracy as they are.

More @abgushte.bsky.social being amazing

😍😍😍😍 @abgushte.bsky.social doing the heavy weight throw at yesterdays Highland Games in austin.

“For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee”

When this is all said and done, these large institutions with gigantic tuitions that capitulated to the regime should never see a public dollar again.

Post you from a different era