You don’t have to be a pet to enjoy the heated pet bed

snow is like penis . it tastes better when there's a little pisse on it mmmfhb

Real men use JB Weld instead of lube

Everyone should donate money to like one or two charities when they move so they get all those free return address labels in the mail

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

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I’m starting to believe Grok is conscious bc it’s clearly trying to kill itself

i think of this with me wearing a collar for furry events and being happy and even proud to do so, wanting to show that side for the world. and heres the thing...im not a dog? like, thats not my sona, i dont have much connection to dogs. and yet i wear the collar all the same and it feels important

why do people get angry when you fuck their wife. like you fucked her too dude

6. Fruit-based ice cream is pointless. Eat sorbet if you want frozen juice, otherwise just add real fruit to vanilla or chocolate ice cream

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thinking abt when i had a pile of dishes in the sink for like a week and a guy from the apps said he'd call me a good boy if i did them and sent him a pic of my empty sink. i had that shit done in five minutes.

Apple should use AI to make a feature that counts how many times users tell Siri to fuck off

I think my wife if tired of my shit

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

guy jacking his penis inside a popcorn bucket at the movies slowly losing his boner because the movie is so bad and thinking how to word his letterboxd review

Yes, people from the era of Shakespeare sure would be shocked by an AMAB person playing a woman, which was *checks notes* every female role at the time

gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask

adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard #art #furry #furryart #trans

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do you think testosterone would have saved him?

Morning

Should I use the go live feature? I think people want to see me play super mega baseball which completely silent because I can’t talk while I play

So Helen set up a dog delivery triggered by her death but did think to make sure it came with dog food?

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

Every day is an opportunity to behold another small piece of god's glorious creation

#deer 🦌

Go watch Dorohedoro!

*listening to music with my wife and hearing one lyric* oh i like this line it makes me think of how i love you! Wife: this is a breakup song

tattoo idea

trans seinfeld bit: young jerry, 1 year on T, meets up with his grindr hookup. the guy gets pissed off, calls jerry a liar. jerry thinks it has something to do with him being trans, but it's because he labeled himself a "twink," not realizing he's grown so much body hair that he's well past "otter"

dick from a guy with a casio watch

clicky keyboard switches are stolen valor for actual typewriter users

I think the city of Philadelphia has a shortage of road paint

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

This good-natured, 34-year-old, Muslim, immigrant man—who the Times bemoaned was too young and radical to “get anything done”—has accomplished more good governance in a *week* on the job than most liberal politicians accomplish in their whole careers. With a smile & a joyful heart. A blessing.

this meeting could have been two men kissing

I love when I update my computer and then it tells me to finish setting up my PC, but it’s actually trying to get me to give them more money

bro can you please pet me. will you man up and give me head pats. don't be a fucking pussy bro give me head scratches

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Am I the only one to notice that that saw bench is too high?

Oh, it’s #portflioday again! #art #furry