Ok but really though

Rockies World Series though?

“Performance bro inside” it’s when my performative male friend fucks me

I think if you’re wearing less clothes than me it’s your job to make it obvious you wanna talk to me

What’s with these groups of straight women with just like one straight guy

Beano Book 1981

Furries when they wear their badges #deer 🦌

Watching the Barbie movie alone at home while my wife is away as they make a joke about the main character’s husband being fine with his wife away

53 year old Decade cartoon old meme 🤝 shirt I find deeply amusing

someone donated a dog bed... the polycule collapsed..

The reading chair is for playing chess on my phone and scrolling bluesky

boys being gross together <3

Mets defense brought to you by the New York lottery because you’re gambling as to whether their defense will be there or not

Spinning the roulette wheel of, doing a mundane task at work and not knowing what the outcome will be because every time I do it, something different happens despite the fact that it should have a standard procedure

I’m smoking that shit that annoyed the orange

i wonder if giving head is fun for a sword swallower or if its just like ugh work

Yes put me in coach I can kiss him…I mean fuck his ass,,,,,i mean take him out to dinner,,,I mean,,,,

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

luckily for you, with my 3-month course you can get back on the right track. reclaim what they took from you. start peeing as hard as possible again, every time.

I got in trouble for talking to my wife like I was on car talk in the 90s

it’s that time of the week again!

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

Does anyone know where my third water bottle is?

I’m thinking about getting a personal chud trainer. Any recommendations?

Dogtism

If elected President, I also plan to correct the Pope on matters of theology, in a way that makes it gradually clear I've mixed up Catholicism with Klingon spirituality. Then I'll invite him to the White House and present him with a copy of the Paq'batlh, bound in human skin.

How did the dodgers make baseball more boring by being good?

I have so many return addresses labels now. I should use them. I gotta start sending more letters

Post office box contains like one credit card solicitation and nothing else. Mail loneliness epidemic!!

podophilics going to the beach for a first date

It’s nice when your wife is a fox because she can smell when it’s time for you to get a new pair of shorts

The existence of a twink death implies a twink life

Do other cis men get gender euphoria from butch women?

THIS IS THE IDEAL AMERICAN

#deer 🦌

I love when someone tells you how the group could’ve fixed or prevented a problem that 100% their fault to begin with

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

one reason you dont elect racists is they think “it will be so easy” to win a war in the middle east based on nothing more than what they believe is their superior dna

Fish Slam Sticker Sheets have arrived just in time for @moona.moono this coming Saturday! These commemorative sticker sheets from the 2025 slam are an homage to all the fish who competed last year. These will be available in our online shop some time after the event! We will keep you posted!

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Don’t try to make my sex tweet about politics, pervert

enough with the inside baseball. im trying to get "inside" "baseball" players

Go to men’s warehouse to get your gay measurements

whatever this is it can’t be heterosexual

Remember folks