lol

A gloryhole but for holding hands

if there is one thing I've learned from a decade in sports analytics, it's that normal people have absolutely no fucking idea how percentages work

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.” George Carlin, 1988

You can tell Charlie Kirk was beloved because it requires the full force of the American government and law enforcement to force the people to mourn his passing.

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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Do you ever type out a message that just feels like you’re cosplaying a human?

"A possum wouldn't put up with this shit." Go bite someone!

posts for ΘΔs

Adorable Beaver #BeaverWatch #NatureConservation

Dooming is bad for your health, as it turns out: bmcpsychiatry.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

CoffeeCake would like to remind everyone how gay he is

Also, who is at the Mets game right now with a squeaker? I hear you, and I appreciate you

Going to a Mets game in 2025 is a walk in the park.

America, online: www.todayintabs.com/p/groyper-wa...

I’ll say it again, for the record, I think killing people is bad. We should make choices in the world that lead to less people being killed

two things can be true: 1) charlie kirk doesn't deserve a single tear 2) murdering people is bad, actually

You know what’s the worst thing about this time of year? It’s cool enough outside that people aren’t blasting the air conditioning in buildings but hot enough for me to be sweating sooo much when I walk inside

New linguistics meme dropped

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Kids shouldn’t be exposed to knowledge of Charlie Kirk. It will confuse them. And it’s a form of grooming. That’s why I’m supporting the new “don’t say Charlie Kirk” law.

I think the longer you pitch for the Mets the lower your salary should get

ALL OTTERS ARE ______

well??

This cat is a manipulative bitch

*looks at notes* she zune on my *looks at notes again* micro till i'm *looks at notes one last time* soft?

I’m not cut out for the city because I get too sweaty to easily

It’s amazing to get off the train and it doesn’t smell like piss

I’m just so straight for my wife

Why are there so many more furries into football than baseball?

if @everender.com is not on yr radar, you should change that. everender.bandcamp.com

inspirational

Chard

ah gente

summer isn't over yet! there's still time to make this one memorable <33

Respect the locals! 🦊🤎

A beautiful woman is indistinguishable from a dog

Be quiet my show is on

I am childfree, El Niño and La Niña cannot affect me

They think I’m locked in. But they don’t know I’ve been unlocked for like 30 mins.,,,,,,,

Liberals getting excited about Gavin Newsome feels like a person who keeps settling for shitty boyfriends. Like girl, you can do better for yourself - stop thinking you can’t do better. There is a guy out there for you. Look, your bestie New York City found a great guy and she’s had so many bad exs.