There are people on the other app who think themselves experts in box office, budgets and production just because they have learned a narrow aspect of it to win arguments about superhero films and I cannot tell you how important it is to clown on all of them

OK so this is apparently where the writers are. I'm here for the interaction. Hit me up if you think there might be something I can do to help you with YOUR writing based on my 21 years or working in this industry, during which I've learned nothing.

So on the advice of a friend I'm gonna drop a quick thread here on BS that I just posted on Twitter. It's not too long, but it's important to me, and it speaks to some things going on in the entertainment industry that I believe warrant discussion. So if you'll indulge, here it is:

Really am going to make a gd effort to post here more and consistently, for those of you who care. Like I'm committed to going down with the ship over at Twitter because I want to watch that shit burn, and perhaps me with it, but regardless, that place sucks and this place does not.

Just realized how bad Focus fucked up by not releasing CONCLAVE posters with the tagline "Would That It Were So Simple".

Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :) Look forward to hearing from you.

Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :) Look forward to hearing from you.

New Followers! Holy cow, I'm so overwhelmed to see all of you, and all of a sudden! My I ask how you found me here? I need to thank whoever put out my batsignal and thank them profusely :) Can't wait to chat it up!!!

don’t forget to ask the new people what muppet they want to fuck

Today I had lunch with @geofflatulippe.bsky.social and he gave me an incredibly thoughtful gift. He assured me he haggled the seller down from his asking price. Thank you Geoff. I’ll treasure it forever.

Fun announcement: After almost literally two decades of searching and waiting for the right people to partner up with, I've joined the team at Roadmap Writers! www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bi... My only ask is that you share this link with other writers if you can say one of the following:

Live look at Carol on the phone with Sharon.

@geofflatulippe.bsky.social check out my sweet new ink I got today! There are a few fine details left to add, and the lettering will be purple but it's basically done. My artist did the best skull I've ever seen.

Muh-ther-fuck.

"...If ourrrrrrrrrrr Love's persnickety, Why's your mood so rickety? If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity, Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity." "Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)

We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79

On Ben Affleck: You see a man in jeans and a sweatshirt undone by the very fact of life. I see a man who wore $1700 Fragment Lows to make a Dunkin run and is doing just fine, thank you.

Guys? I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.

You guys know the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Alright, well, this finished me off, goodnight at 604PM.

I think this is the hardest I've ever seen a meme go.

It's like Major Dad cosplaying as Garth Brooks. Thanks, I hate it.

Need you all to pay attention. Pls. NAKED ATTRACTION on HBO Max is *fascinating*. It's a dating show with contestants ENTIRELY naked the whole show. They hide nothing. It has all the dongs. And the novelty of nudity quickly wears off and it becomes something of an...anthropological experiment?

Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes

TBH I am feeling a little Marburgy.

This might be the first time Matt Gaetz fucked someone his own age and didn't even have to sneak across state lines to do so.

Anyone have a chart handy that converts Scaramuccis to McCarthys?

LOVE IT

@mortythern.bsky.social I saw this on my TL and was gonna be like, "Did you draw this," and then I saw that you were the one who Reposted it into my TL and I think I'll just go get a CAT scan now?

There it is.

Today I learned that there was a 16th century Dutch painter/etcher named Hieronymus Cock and, friends...that is a thing I learned today.

A couple things here, one micro and one macro: 1. Someone who used to work at a private airport told me Drew never ONCE came through without tipping the baggage handlers any less than $300. So...this is old hat for him. Hero. 2. Yes, the lasting impression of this strike...

For all writers out there: My therapist asked me two opposing, but DEEPLY related questions today. His only condition was that I didn't answer in the moment, but to think it over the next two weeks so we can discuss it in our next session. I want to present them to you as...

I'm going to faint.

If you've ever spent any time with me anywhere, especially out for an evening, you will immediately recognize this as the Single Most Geoff Thing that anyone could have made. www.instagram.com/reel/CxirRei...

Just got boosted. The vaccines have tended to hit me pretty hard in the past, and this one's no different. But it's ONLY the body aches this time. Also got a flu shot simultaneously, so maybe that's compounding things. Anyway: worth it.

Welp. The 23rd was 44. If you've been along for any part of this journey, know that you've made my time on this planet an out-and-out blessing. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Seriously. Thank you for making this a life worth living. Luckiest guy in the world. Now let's go write some cool shit.

FUCK

Spotted this gentleman at LAX yesterday afternoon. He has divided our house. My GF: It's real. Good for him. Me: If you're right, absolutely. But in compression shorts, and laying down in an obvious spot in the middle of a boarding area? Nah. It's a gag. Amazing gag! But a gag. Choose a side.

YOU KNEW IT TO BE TRUE

Desperately enjoying the whole Boebert Show fallout. The hypocrisy is glorious. And look: if you're a 36 year-old, single, gross, foul-souled, deranged liar and you can find ANY herpetic lunkhead to play with your Nazi titties at a play? That's your best day. All downhill now.

This news today has left me so...I'm not even sure how to describe it. Deeply melancholic might be the closest I can get. I have worked with Drew. I made a movie with Drew. She was the reason that movie got greenlit. And she made that experience SO comfortable for me. From...

Every Cleveland Browns fan right now.

I want you all to know, from the bottom of my heart, as a #Browns fan, I am completely unable to accept or believe what happened in Cleveland today. I ask you all, please, to allow me enough space and to process these events.

LET'S FUCKING GO FELLAS WAY TO BE DUKES #JMU

Save this Skeet: if Dallas misses the Playoffs and inevitably fires McCarthty, Deion Sanders is the HC of the Cowboys in 2024. I've never believed anything so completely in my life.

I've just realized that any paragraph-length Trump diatribe, no matter what he's writing about, ends up sounding the directions and warnings for Happy Fun Ball.