It’s coming.

President Trump plastered his giant face on our National Park passes so I asked the Secretary of the Interior: Has Trump even visited a National Park since he was sworn in? Too busy golfing, I guess.

ATHENS GA: here I am with some cones and the legendary Barrie Buck to remind y’all I’ll be playing a full electric show at her legendary 40-Watt Club this Friday April 24th. The fabulous @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social opens the show & joins me for harmonies - rock on, Multiverse! 🐸👁️🦀

It’s being reported agents are now resorting to “creative measures” to get Kash Patel to show up for work…

A win! Democrat Analilia Mejia wins New Jersey special election!

I’m happy to announce that my new book Stranded in the Future is out on July 7 and is now available for pre-order here: www.hachette.co.uk/titles/robyn... It’s about how I became a songwriter by channeling my obsessions; with 16 illustrations of various characters, some more real than others.

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They do the Stardust Shuffle

AI commercial produced on budget of just 3 lakes

GET THE WORD OUT FOR SHAWN HARRIS IN GEORGIA!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!! Special election is tomorrow!!! We can take back the house!!!

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

JIMMY! Walking the walk! #JimmyKimmel #ChrisMurphy #NoKings

The great Pacific Northwest nailed the assignment (1/2) Seattle

LIVE NOW: Home care workers make a world of difference for nearly 10 million Americans.  I'm with @kim.senate.gov to introduce a bill that guarantees crucial minimum wage and overtime protections for home care workers and domestic workers. No loopholes. No exceptions.

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

Trump is spending a BILLION dollars a day on an illegal war, while cutting Medicaid and food assistance for millions of Americans. According to Trump and Congressional Republicans, money isn’t an issue for war, only for helping Americans survive.

So bored of piece 💩 ☣️💰🤬

I can't wait until we get past this insanity.

R.E.M. - Chronic Town.

I’m not funding masked agents grabbing people off the street and calling it “border security.”

Parody account but still funny - and appropriate .

I don’t blame the Coast Guard pilot who didn’t want to touch that blanket from the bedroom of the DHS plane after Noem and Lewandowski just flew on it.

Axolotls can completely rebuild their thymus, a key immune organ

Well played, Seattle.

Reminder: Republicans blew up our national debt by TRILLIONS so they could give tax breaks to their billionaire buddies and foot working Americans with the bill.

Minnesotans are decent, caring neighbors — and some of the toughest damn people you’ll ever find.

Who needs drunk tweets when you have dementia truths:

Not only were the files that were supposed to be made available to Members of Congress still redacted, but we also learned that Pam Bondi has been keeping track of what Members have reviewed. Clearly, this is one big cover-up led by Pam.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

The Big Dripper rains above them all

Speaker Johnson doesn't care about requiring warrants signed by a judge to protect your civil rights. Why? It'll take too long. The authoritarian police state & executive overreach Republicans warned about is HERE. But REPUBLICANS are enabling it. Not on my watch.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Democracy dies in a billionaire's pocket

Our asylums are full of people who think they are Napoleon. Or God. -Dr. No

I guess Howard Lutnick getting caught in blatant lies about his connections to Epstein finally kept him off the Sunday shows. Will be interesting to see if the interviewer asks him specifics on it when he finally surfaces.

Quebec expands free shingles vaccine to residents aged 71 to 74 www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

Citizens of SEA-TAC! I kick off my extensive electric touring this year at your mighty Neptune Theatre this Friday February 6th. It’s always a joy to perform in the kingdom of the Space Needle, especially with a rock band. Tix here: www.ticketmaster.com/robyn-hitchc...

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

🚨🚨🚨 Donald Trump would HATE if you liked or reposted this 👇👇👇 🚀🚀🚀 Democrat Christian Menefee won a Texas U.S. House seat in a special election Saturday that will narrow Republicans' already-slim majority, telling President Trump that the Democratic district "topples corrupt presidencies."

Welker: “Has the Justice Department fully complied with the law?” Rep. Ro Khanna: “No. They've released at best half the documents, but even those shock the conscience of this country… It's one of the largest scandals, in my view, in our country's history.”

Jane Fonda on Don Lemon — "They arrested the wrong Don"

I’ve had better Lemon Haze

An ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into a wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital.