I’m not usually a fan, but Trump recently significantly lowered crime in New York City by leaving.

Trump's efforts to try to ban vote by mail are all part of his scheme to undermine our free and fair elections–and it’s going to take all of We the People to make sure he never succeeds.

Back in March, Rubio said this war would end in "weeks, not months." Yet, here we are, 4 months later. Hundreds of troops injured or killed. Billions of dollars set on fire for a war Americans do NOT support.

Tune in Tuesday night at 11:35e for @michaelstipe.bsky.social and Andrew Watt on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social!! 🎶

Trump created a $1.8 billion slush fund to send massive checks to MAGA loyalists & even violent criminals who stormed the Capitol. I will do everything possible to stop this corrupt heist of YOUR tax dollars.

Now they've fucked up the pasta!! 😭 (Ready to throw hands)

Great news for the Spokane area! Our new grant program is investing nearly $595,000 to reduce toxics in the Spokane River Basin. These locally led projects will help create cleaner water and healthier communities through technical assistance, monitoring and research, and education and outreach.

New resident in the backyard. Wanted mole control and a Bull Snake hath arrived. Looks to be about 3 feet long

Secretary Hegseth sent troops to fight in Iran but refused to take basic steps necessary to protect them. Then, when service members died, he tried to cover up those failures. Hegseth's leadership is one betrayal after another. He must be held accountable.

It’s coming.

President Trump plastered his giant face on our National Park passes so I asked the Secretary of the Interior: Has Trump even visited a National Park since he was sworn in? Too busy golfing, I guess.

ATHENS GA: here I am with some cones and the legendary Barrie Buck to remind y’all I’ll be playing a full electric show at her legendary 40-Watt Club this Friday April 24th. The fabulous @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social opens the show & joins me for harmonies - rock on, Multiverse! 🐸👁️🦀

It’s being reported agents are now resorting to “creative measures” to get Kash Patel to show up for work…

A win! Democrat Analilia Mejia wins New Jersey special election!

I’m happy to announce that my new book Stranded in the Future is out on July 7 and is now available for pre-order here: www.hachette.co.uk/titles/robyn... It’s about how I became a songwriter by channeling my obsessions; with 16 illustrations of various characters, some more real than others.

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They do the Stardust Shuffle

AI commercial produced on budget of just 3 lakes

GET THE WORD OUT FOR SHAWN HARRIS IN GEORGIA!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!! Special election is tomorrow!!! We can take back the house!!!

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

JIMMY! Walking the walk! #JimmyKimmel #ChrisMurphy #NoKings

The great Pacific Northwest nailed the assignment (1/2) Seattle

LIVE NOW: Home care workers make a world of difference for nearly 10 million Americans.  I'm with @kim.senate.gov to introduce a bill that guarantees crucial minimum wage and overtime protections for home care workers and domestic workers. No loopholes. No exceptions.

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

Trump is spending a BILLION dollars a day on an illegal war, while cutting Medicaid and food assistance for millions of Americans. According to Trump and Congressional Republicans, money isn’t an issue for war, only for helping Americans survive.

So bored of piece 💩 ☣️💰🤬

I can't wait until we get past this insanity.

R.E.M. - Chronic Town.

I’m not funding masked agents grabbing people off the street and calling it “border security.”

Parody account but still funny - and appropriate .

I don’t blame the Coast Guard pilot who didn’t want to touch that blanket from the bedroom of the DHS plane after Noem and Lewandowski just flew on it.

Axolotls can completely rebuild their thymus, a key immune organ

Well played, Seattle.

Reminder: Republicans blew up our national debt by TRILLIONS so they could give tax breaks to their billionaire buddies and foot working Americans with the bill.

Minnesotans are decent, caring neighbors — and some of the toughest damn people you’ll ever find.

Who needs drunk tweets when you have dementia truths:

Not only were the files that were supposed to be made available to Members of Congress still redacted, but we also learned that Pam Bondi has been keeping track of what Members have reviewed. Clearly, this is one big cover-up led by Pam.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

The Big Dripper rains above them all

Speaker Johnson doesn't care about requiring warrants signed by a judge to protect your civil rights. Why? It'll take too long. The authoritarian police state & executive overreach Republicans warned about is HERE. But REPUBLICANS are enabling it. Not on my watch.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Democracy dies in a billionaire's pocket

Our asylums are full of people who think they are Napoleon. Or God. -Dr. No

I guess Howard Lutnick getting caught in blatant lies about his connections to Epstein finally kept him off the Sunday shows. Will be interesting to see if the interviewer asks him specifics on it when he finally surfaces.