… no luck

Kraft Wyatt Tom Watson Parsons Y’all… we just can’t have nice things apparently.

Dude, RINVOQ, can you not with your gross ass dry skin commercials?

this is the dumbest, most easily disproven bullshit…

91 days. Ferrari… going to need y’all to figure some shit out.

Mohammed Ben Sulayem making these wins about him messing with drivers is weird to me. He’s a weirdo—and bad at his job.

On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI

Watched the interview where @bakarisellers.bsky.social explained the due process clause. Am I the only one who thinks Stephen and Katie practice “debates” in their free time? They both have the same tells and mannerisms when caught lying.

I think Drunk Pete should have to be sober to make statements like this. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Unsure why Marine One is doing laps over Woodley Park, but it feels wasteful.

FWIW, not terribly impressed by people rushing to parrot shit they’ve read online like they’re breaking news. More especially when they’re being sensational for no reason.

I don’t think claiming something a little under a mile away as the White House is helpful.

❌ Jobs Report ❌ Inflation Report ❌ GDP Report This is the, if we stop COVID testing—it will reduce the amount of people who catch COVID, of economic strategies.

Going to need Starbucks to start paying their folks. Not because I love Starbucks, but because grabbing Dunkin at ORD leaves you essentially making a donation for something you didn’t order that’s undrinkable.

Kristi Noem’s ass making me audibly boo #F1 before the race starts. She’s a criminal and committing atrocities in the name of a corrupted sense of patriotism. F1 should know better.

Every month for the last 77 years, the Bureau of Labor Statistics has estimated Americans' unemployment rate This streak dies tomorrow Govt staff could not survey Americans about whether they're working or looking for work in Oct, the 1st time in 934 months This blind spot will remain forever

It’s called a “we hate paying our workers” special…

Wow. No wonder Trump didn’t like Hillary so much. New layer to the 2016 elections I didn’t need to know about just dropped.

I stopped paying for WaPo because a few years back some dude who doesn’t even live here made their political endorsements. Good to see they’re still pumping out poorly written garbage.

“Shame on them…” Can we get some serious people in the room?

Millions of people are going to lose their healthcare because too many elected Democrats simply aren’t made for this moment—shameful.

Shaheen’s been chatting up Joe and Eileen Bailey.

Too many members of the senate have never had to fight for anything real or it’s been so long since they have they’ve forgotten how.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Commanders Fans Lions Fans 🤝 Booing Donald Trump

Are we about to watch @schumer.senate.gov fuck this up?

I don’t know what to tell to barbers. Brought a picture of the last really great haircut I received. Last haircut was not great. Today’s was fine. Just want the haircut I had and that barber is gone.

Need a POTUS who can do basic math.

This probably hits so hard if you’re an idiot.

On repeat: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald • Lightfoot 0:01 ❍─────── 6:28 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ Volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

Easier for Argentina to get $40 billion than WNC to get the funding they’re owed by the federal government.

If Phil Berger and NC’s Senate GOP weren’t such whiney losers they’d put the redistricting to a vote like CA.

NBC News: “Spanberger and Sherril are performing better than Mamdani…” … I need people to understand apples aren’t oranges if you’re speaking from a reporting standpoint.

Cuomo’s concession sounds like an old man mad a cloud.

This is also a great win in NY tonight!

Congrats to America’s Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!

I think as long as billionaires exist, I’m not going to pretend to give a shit about fraud in food assistance or welfare programs.

To be in Ireland at Samhain, the time when the veil grows thin and to walk the same ground my ancestors once did was amazing. Happy Samhain to all who remember—and all who still believe.

is that fucking carpet in the bathroom

Being polled about candidates in DC’s upcoming mayoral election about whether I like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social — this is the difference he’s already making.

404 is doing some of the best reporting right now and I've finally decided to subscribe.

Aged well

We ALLL knew they weren’t going to give Max shit. And here it is. This is what people are talking about when we saying they have an agenda against Lewis. Here it is clear as day. What a fucking joke. Is that Honda guy a steward this weekend?

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Just going to sit back and wait to see if someone who isn’t from Appalachia cares to comment on a particular BS video from a fave. More to come.

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

This. The president can't extort corporations to pay essentially taxes to him personally so that he can use that money at his personal discretion to do government work.

Just learned my apartment is trying to replace our one-singular amenity, a front desk staffer, with an app. The safety concerns this will create for my aging neighbors is WILD.

We're all dealing with higher grocery costs, exploding healthcare costs, and potential loss of access to food before Thanksgiving because of this Weak Ass President.

I thought they’d talked to the refs about holding the Packers D-line. Walker was literally wrapped up while tackling the QB.