goddamnit, if Knicks fans pull this off I might just have to become a fan of the team and that seems dirty in my sports ball world

since my daughter is now a proud Grand Rapids resident, I will be fulfilling our annual baseball obligation next month by making my/our first trip to a Whitecaps game, and I couldn’t be more excited about it (you may all now resume your doomscrolling)

NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees

Baseball needs more LaTroys. I hope Torii Hunter and Daniel Murphy are experiencing physical discomfort.

wheeeeee!

Skubal pitched today so this counts

HAHAHAHA SO MUCH FOR MY FALSE HOPE

so much false hope happening here

hashtag fart noise

aside from the crash out: this dude looks like shit

greetings from section 117, where it’s quite toasty out here already

yo

a week where I’ve had a personal epiphany that my back-end years will be filled with massive discomfort, pain and/or sadness… but the Tigers doing what they’ve done this week will help with my overall sports ball choices

Spencer Torkelson, our favorite all-or-nothing player

had a great women’s hockey day until this

Tigers might be fun again

If the farmers in Wisconsin thought Trump was going to come to your state and talk about solutions to the problems and issues you are facing right now, you were sorely mistaken. Because Trump doesn’t give a fuck about you. Never has never will. He wants your vote and money.

cannot wait to vote for this man

WATT UP DOE ‼️   Olympic medalist Daryl Watts has accepted an Expansion Foundational Offer and signed a four-year Standard Player Agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process. 📰 bit.ly/3RN3A4g

me at parties until I have a few ginger ales

love this for the Cubs

Detroit, where you can probably stand in one spot and see where they all play.

Of note, Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson and former health official Abdul El-Sayed both snagged coveted endorsements from the UAW on Friday in their respective bids for Michigan governor and the state's open U.S. Senate seat. michiganadvance.com/2026/06/05/y...

the united states has become an incredibly unsafe nation to live in

the Hammond Bears? yikes.

On this date in 1974, the Cleveland Indians hosted the Texas Rangers on Ten-Cent Beer Night. After the game was stopped due to drunken rioting, the Rangers were declared winners via forfeit.

this would likely draw a bigger crowd than the America 250 rally

What's happening with Platner is why you hop off the bus at "he has a nazi tattoo"

so fucking tired of this shit

year 7 of the Yzerplan is gonna be a wild ride

Now that I am fully on board with burning it all down, this is fine, do it

ok, this place has the juice

remember, cisgender folk: boob jobs and hair implants are gender-affirming care

Hammer Beaver Kentucky, Marriages, 1785-1979

yes but where’s your “happy pride month” post?

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

someone actually had to go into Kinko’s and make this

we are so close to an actual ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ timeline

break out the brooms, baseball is fun this week

When George R. R. Martin writes about baseball

Troy Melton will save the Detroit Tigers season

DADDY SAYS THE SHOES FIT FINE SO THE SHOES FIT FINE DO NOT SAY TO DADDY THAT THE SHOES DO NOT FIT FINE OR DADDY WILL BE VERY VERY CROSS

Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence https://theonion.com/heavens-gate-members-enjoy-29th-euphoric-year-on-highest-plane-of-existence/

If ever Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer needed a folder to hide her face, it was Monday. Commentary from Michigan Advance Editor-in-Chief @jonkingnews.bsky.social michiganadvance.com/2026/06/02/w...

narrator: the writer of this post was pleased that Jack Flaherty finally got his first win of the season on June 2

put my phone down last night with the Tigers up 6-0, they win 10-9 😬 what say you tonight, up 5-0 and Flaherty still with a chance to burn it all down?

learned this morning that my wife’s Shorkie, who is 3 1/2 years old and 12 lbs, added to his body count this morning… he caught a bird this morning. my wife wasn’t prepared for that. you ever see a dog take its toy and shake it violently back and forth, yeah… this little dude did that

fucking love ai, just a wonderful creation for all to love