Champion of the south again! #ACPT

I’m just going to say it: if you’re ordering a dozen donuts it gets exhausting picking them out and keeping track of the amount remaining. If I was ordering several dozen I would absolutely let most if not all of it be up to the workers.

We’re less than two years away from hitting the point where Garfield lasted longer than Peanuts and that just seems wrong.

I really have been enjoying watching The Pitt but I’m starting to worry it’s going to have the same issue Pluribus did where they spent so much time setting stuff up that they don’t have enough time to satisfyingly pay everything off.

Am I the only one who's high school history class taught the Avignon Papacy?

We signed our kid up for this and it really is incredible. Free books with absolutely no catch.

The longest playoff drought in NHL history is over. The Buffalo Sabres have clinched a spot in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

"The buffalo sabres are back in the playoffs hell yeah" Girls are saying this to me constantly

She's a beaut, Clark

can i get a “tonight’s the night the world begins again” in the chat???????

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Better Days are here again.

Bluesky may be dying, but #Bluebrei is thriving.

The Pope has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Next year in Jerusalem (we will have troops overthrowing their regime)!

They hate us because of our freedoms.

Let our kids be kids and let them do the thing we all fucking hated in elementary school and actually never use.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

RIP Chuck Norris. If this was 2006 we’d have some epic jokes about this.

I remember when Russia invaded Ukraine people assumed it would be over in days but it turns out Russias military was mostly carried by reputation and not having fought a formidable opponent and actually wasn’t as powerful as everyone thought. Just a random thought that isn’t tied to anything.

Bernie in 2026.

Guess I’m staying up until the end of this game.

For the love of god you’re allowed to shoot when you have a 2 on 1.

To those not in the know, this is a reference to Star Wars Episode 3 where they realize they misinterpreted the prophecy about bringing balance to the force.

Props to the one true visionary:

4D chess mood to invade under no pretenses. We’re just at war because we feel like it.

People talk about all the ways the Overton window has shifted to the right but I feel like it’s under appreciated just how much it’s shifted for Israel/Palestine. A few years ago he absolutely gets booed for this.

Insane to say this about a situation that was incredibly predictable and easy to avoid, and not also say that Trump has absolutely no business being the president.

I would bet there are more school shootings done by Joe Rogan fans than trans people.

Checked to make sure somebody made the obligatory Simpsons reference and this website obviously wouldn’t let me down on that front.

So like, if the Democrats win the house and senate and presidency and have the political will to do this, why not add 100 justices? Why be subtle or do it halfway?

Anyone else ever get random moments of clarity where you remember he’s the “you’re fired” guy? I know it’s been a decade at this point but it’s still absolutely insane this guy is president right?

There are bigger issues with Matt Walsh, but I feel like Conservatives actually have been calling for us to go to war against Iran my entire life.

I don’t want the US to be bombed (I like being alive and whatnot) but it’s hard to argue it wouldn’t be morally justified.

Justifying an insane illegal war that has already killed dozens of children followed by a signature list with pronouns. Chefs kiss.

Good love going to Jewish school and learning that we have a commandment to exterminate a nation of people but don’t worry, it’s not an explicit nation. It’s just whoever Jews decide are our enemies. This is normal and good.

Can't wait to read the Dem statement of "Maybe trump should focus less on Iran and more on the cost of groceries."

it's insane we let people who eat sweet bagels live in society with the rest of us. unmarked and hiding in plain sight, possibly influencing children into their perverted strawberry cream cheese cult

Canadian team full of trumpers too. Fellow patriots, don’t let the loser country try to guilt you into feeling bad.

Olympic Gold Medalist Tage Thompson

I want the US to win but losing because Curl acted like a dumb goon in a crucial moment is the next best thing.

These people killed their child and any attempt to frame it differently makes you complicit in killing a child.

Why did we want nhl players in the Olympics?