Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

KIMIA DIMENSION 20??

"babe you've been listening to watsky's feels alright on loop literally all day. are you like. okay" no absolutely not why are you asking

Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.

hm. furious at mychart.

I can't believe it's finally Thursday! It's gonna be an unalloyed joy to explore the stories in Aramán w/ a party like no other. I love y'all DEARLY. 💖 And Brennan: I've never felt safer, never more delighted, never more ambitious than when I'm at your table. I would follow you anywhere. Let's GO.

just watched a youtuber use ai to check slang. worstie, search engines still exist. hell, urbandictionary still exists.

"finding a therapist is sorta like dating" well i haven't done that either!!

Bruh

beginning to understand the flip side of "dead tumblr" pov. any time anyone mentions twitter AT ALL i'm like. it's still up? i thought it died.

im doing important internet scholarship

tell me why a bluegrass band in their like 60s did a cover of wipeout in the 80s youtu.be/swf7IbeUEMw?...

This meeting could have been an email. This email could have been a passing fancy. This job could have been a lifetime of wonder.

Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.

"karina 'yes ands' like a parent making you smoke the whole pack" L;KJHGYFDDFTYGUHIJOMKEF

unrelated to the game changer episode i just watched, i could really go for getting drunk and kissing my friends

one day there's gonna be a gender studies thesis about the drinking game game changer bc literally all they say is that 'few men agreed to Drink on camera.' what does that say about men's relationship to alcohol. arguably it was great for the episode. but what are the larger implications...

"the audience wants the [traitor] to make it to the end" FALSE. I hate traitor games. i want everyone to be friends and build cool stuff together.

[jeff foxworthy voice] you might be a hockey author

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a creator i watch referred to discord as the "touching grass of the internet" and i just. how tf are yall using discord

hey why tf did deezer ask for my gender

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

hey when did setting up a new phone get so fucking dystopian

today i learned about alive internet theory - and i love it. i love knowing that the people in this corner of the web with me are real and trying their best to create in the face of despair, thwarting the efforts of bad actors who want to make the internet a place where hope can't live.

yikes

note to self: looking things up online (hours, prices, reviews) *is* productive and i *can* feel accomplished about it but it's gotta be relative. i do eventually have to *do* the thing. call the place. make the appointment. I am a competent adult.

I’ve seen so many people spreading the misinformation that PBS is shut down or is shutting down. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded. HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.

kabona ‼️ carry ‼️ #drawfee

"If your books were uploaded to LibGen/fed into the LLMs, add your name to the potential class action lawsuit by tomorrow." Details: LibDem database: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a... Attorney form: www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au... (This information comes via a reliable Discord source.)

corporations being able to control what kind of art we're allowed to see on the internet is bad

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

random asmr video in my recommended: did you want affirmations? umm... gas prices will probably go down eventually.

the jumpscare i just had sampling an audiobook that robbie daymond narrated

"oh you have a lego set! you must really want it assembled! i have a thing can do that for you!" "you signed up for a paint and sip! this innovation can paint and sip for you!" "oh i see you like star trek! you can push a button and tell the machine to make you a star tr" hey FUCK OFF

inventing an even longer kind of dash in an arms race against chatgpt

if i had a nickel for ever time my favorite character of a critical role campaign was omitted from a project defining piece of art, leading to fandom uproar, i'd have two nickels. which, genuinely, isn't much but is, genuinely, weird it happened twice.

me: i can't start writing this until i know the whole plot arc that i'm working toward star wars: somehow, palpatine returned

what if i took a week off to like. clean up my digital files. things have gotten really out of hand.

Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.

just accidentally permanently deleted my entire camera roll :)) hope nothing important was on there :)) i'll never know :))

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

positive affirmation of the day: i am a grown adult who can hold regular, civil conversations with intent.

[nervous in a 1-on-1 Business meeting] [flipping through *notes*] [accidentally show boss's boss's boss a page with scribbled notes such as "***sheep" and "100 sticks of dynamite" and "fucked the lock"] [i am fired immediately]

do we think movie theaters have gotten more pleasant to work at since 2020

i can't say if i like steeplechase any more or less than other taz seasons but the music for it absolutely fucks

beautiful bilingual best buy employee called me queen today ☺️ having the type of day (week, month) where i gotta revel in the small joys (every single one)

oh this is fun 😈🤠🏹👹❤️‍🔥