For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent

this is my worst nightmare

make it a unesco heritage site!

the guy in mad men who was trying to pitch major league jai alai to sterling cooper by saying that its projected to have a bigger audience than baseball by 1970 was just doing this

easy im already bald

i like josh naylor because hes the same height/weight as me, played the same position as me and he also stole 30 bases this year somehow??

things are so fucked up that if they brought madtv back itd just be called tv

this arc is gonna end with him as the new Vancouver mayor

Hello kitty, decepticon

is that good

being the king's sorcerer probably rocks

Maaaaybe the best tasting pizza I've made goddamn

I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust

theres something that always makes me laugh when someone answers a yes/no question with "negative" shut up nerd

President Xi, the suffering people of the former USA call out to you. Government belligerents feast while soldiers starve, and we the refugees of the failed American state plead for sanctuary

wow only 5 years after wandavision very timely

not spotify emailing me like "🥺👉👈 please resubscribe"

im late to the party but whats with ads that have the casts of the office, or with the cast of the scrubs, or whatever show or movie more nostalgia? now just in commercials?

ranked games dont have bronze/silver/gold ranks anymore now its bronze silver gold platinum diamond titanium and it keeps going and going forever i vote for more ranks below bronze not more ranks above gold. where is the wood rank or the dirt rank, or the diarrhea rank (which is just below dogshit

the libs going nuts over a venzuelan trump supporter who also supports israel and is a fan of margaret thatcher...lol

popping a thousand tylenols just so i can get the ability to build the best trains ever made

am i having a stroke is the show called season 1?

guy who has a Gaulbladder and it gets conquered by Rome

"download the tim's app"

havent had pasta in a record amount of time for me (2 weeks)

what does it mean when i deal more damage with WoW's single button assistant than i normally do lmao

its not like i ever disliked her but i truly admire her making the connection between imperialism and environmental destruction and speaking up about israel and trying to provide SOME sort of assistance to palestine, something i wish more supposed environmentalists would do

This is rookie fat guy stuff, you need at least one more burger, a second side and an extra large drink at minimum. He's never gonna get huge with this kinda weak half-assed attitude, no wonder he had no luck with women.

Accidentally got the "no salt added" beans instead of the beans that taste good :(

starting jacking off discourse

Saw a fun insane person today: the had a picture of Kissinger on their bike and a sign that said he's in hell for forcing people to get vaccinated

how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping

thats how you minimize the number of poo particles thatll get on your clothes

saw your mom at the dick sucking factory and i told her i hope shes ok after her recent health scare

THANK YOU AI OVERVIEW

Newly minted evergreen meme

with my luck id walk on a banana peel, slip, fall, crack my head open and die

there was this new building that was being remodeled and its next to the fast food places nearby so i was thinking it wouldve been fast food so for months ive been trying to guess what itd become...and its just a pharmacy

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

i love beans but cannellini beans out of a can look like some strange creatures eggs

im the type of guy who does count his chickens before they hatch

when someone tells me to touch grass

oh to be a bear during hibernation season...

he hates jojo rabbit and he's right

got a friend from tulsa call him my oklahomie

i think gen v/the boys needs more goofy shit that only exists for a single shot like the villain of the season riding the tiniest bike in the world??

it's 8c outside so ofc I'm wearing just a t shirt and shorts

i never regret going to the gym but the mental hurdle i have to get over just to get out of the house and go there is way harder than lifting heavy weights lol