his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

Thousand dollar idea: butt plug that looks like a boat's drain plug

A childhood accident left me without a sense of style. My other senses developed to superhuman levels, but failed to compensate.

Epstein’s War

Dance like only the NSA is watching

A taxidermy shop on Main Street called Horny on Main

So a guy that's dumb enough to accidentally get a Nazi tattoo thinks he's qualified to be a senator?

I know how I'm going to die. Both feet through the same hole while putting my underwear on

More Attacks On The Gaza Aid Flotilla, And Other Notes The Israelis will literally launch drone strikes on activist boats for trying to bring formula to starving babies and then turn around and say the world hates them because of their religion. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/more-attac...

Quick, everyone go outside! I started to get raptured while I was still in my living room, and now I'm stuck to these high ceilings.

Found this guy at the boat ramp! He's missing an eye and his shell's gone, but he seems like he's getting along alright. I never expected to see one in the wild.

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!) Receipts: zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...

The Palestinian Ministry of Health in Gaza reported that 98 people were killed and 404 injured in the past 24 hours due to Israeli genocide.

Larry "Fox" Mitchell shared the story of his grandma being burned alive by the Klu Klux Klan in North Carolina in 2012 and what motivated him to become a community protector. Fox, who recently passed away, was with the MN Freedom Fighters during the summer of 2020 and the George Floyd Uprising.

I'm not going to bleach my butthole, I'm going to stain the rest of my body to match.

Probably couldn't swing a Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Iran, but I don't see why Trump couldn't win a #Pulitzer for that birthday letter to #JeffEpstein.

This is what badasses that are getting donations from me in the future say.

Bombing Hospitals Is Bad Again Western media outlets like the BBC and New York Times have suddenly remembered how to write headlines which assign blame to the attacker after deciding that hospitals getting bombed is a newsworthy event again. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/bombing-ho...

We used to be a proper country

What To Know About The MAHA Movement theonion.com/what-to...

Some great advice on protesting

I've got those post-poop zoomies

Lisa, a guy who has lots of money is less likely to exploit you than a guy whose money supplies are low.

My wife lives in a fantasy land where "cheese" must be specified with any pizza order. As if some monster would omit cheese from a pepperoni pizza.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"

I'm allergic to this metes and bounds bullshit. I'm a PLSS-pilled boy.

after all the darkness of this year it's nice to be threatened with a good time

Inb4 the brain worm removes the USDA's recommended internal temperature for pork.