Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

what’s your toxic masculine trait? mine is that i think any dom who’s unwilling to risk receiving the things he dishes out is a pussy (this is the only instance i will ever use the word pussy as a pejorative, a pussy is much sturdier than testicles)

next year i will be calling it Loxtober and eating one New York style bagel every day for 31 days

not if we destroy them first remember kids, when eating the ruling class during a revolution, make sure you dress them with plenty of salt and acid to cut the richness

the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards racist motherfuckers destroying everything

this game is bird on bird violence

deals for everyone

My play Basically Children is having a reading with Refracted Theatre Co in Chicago next weekend. (Also next weekend, my brother's getting married, so I'll be there instead.) BUT - if you want to check out a play about Gen Z queer politics, age gap relationships, and amateur pedophile hunters...

So I lost my friend group’s Drag Race betting pool… #rupaulsdragrace #rpdr #phiphiohara #sharonneedles #lostabet #lipsync

hbd @xxharleyqxx.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

sorry took me so long to respond, your text hung over me like a guillotine, growing like a tumor inside my messages, until the guilt became so unbearable i simply had to respond if only to relieve myself of the prison of your text, so yeah what’s up, how u doing?

to lead a healthy life you must keep the four humors in balance (alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, cannabis)

Curious about my playwriting? Check out REKIDK, a short multimedia cringe youtu.be/rh7Qmx2d7Pk *THE SWITCH, an adaptation of Freaky Friday (contains graphic sexual violence) freshfruitfest.podbean.com/e/the-switch... *HUMILIATION PLAY, a play about kink t.co/bBwlOqPFwG *For adult audiences only

a group chat is like the sun! i will not look at it

thought leaders

what are they gonna do when there are no more poppers but there is still AIDS

My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness

i have a bong where when you take a hit it feels exactly like going through the severance elevator

cybertruck just rolled by BLASTING Somebody That I Used To Know by Goyte and i was like omg did I get sucked into a music video

if you take a 200mg edible and eat 3 Papa John’s pepperoncinis you will see God

do you ever hope that they’re gonna update the musical Assassins

now seems as good a time as any to share some news from last month

can someone please explain to me what “felony” means. i thought we punished people for those

okay now it’s Mario’s turn

Hot Frosty was amazing. chatGPT’s greatest film yet

What's that? @thebathyears.bsky.social musical merch? Beyond sold.

they have the wrong guy. luigi would never use gun to kill CEO. he would use Ground Pound

Check out our review on Thinking Theater NYC of the slasher-inspired Christmas musical "An Axemas Story," running through Dec. 17th at the Players Theatre: www.thinkingtheaternyc.com/2023/12/revi... (Photo by EJ DeCoske)

well, i got it (a Bluesky invite code)