I have somehow managed to crochet the bodice of a dress that almost makes Elvira look modest

Uhhhh yeah can I get one metallic caged jester please

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

The detective is on the case 🔎

Got this idea in a dream of a hot lady engraving armour on a butch knight , akin to a tattoo artist. Now im itching to draw a sapphic paranormal comic 😮‍💨. I gotta stop

In straight relationships, which of them lays eggs and which of them is the host for the parasite?

Feels like a good day for my best hat.

At what point are y’all gonna give up on CoD yaoi I’m dead serious

Greetings from The Abyss

Greetings from the hole in this tree.

I got the job I applied for (very exciting!!) and my beau just showed up to surprise me with congratulatory muffins and also a log of mozzarella cheese, which they produced from their pocket.

I forgot about hourly comics #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomics

I'm back home where my computer (with drawing tablet) is so the quality of these has risen precipitously. #hourlycomics #hourlycomicsday

Another #hourlycomics #hourlycomicsday

Greetings

Hey maybe it’s time for queer gamers to rethink your loyalty to the CoD franchise. This is exactly what we’ve been saying for years. It’s literally used to train and recruit.

I was telling my beau about the container of perfectly good strawberries I rescued from the Sam's Club parking lot and they told me they're happy for me and also that I'm very handsome.

I wrote up my own experiences with Hiveworks in more detail on tumblr, if folks are interested in reading: https://gothwestern.tumblr.com/post/805585721190760448/the-hiveworks-artist-guild-statement-on-hiveworks

The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at: cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...

(Context: Holly is crocheting a shawl) Me: "It grows in breadth and power..." Holly, pleasantly: "Like a fungus."

being normal and regular

Behold! My son! @slothbless.bsky.social and I birthed him ourselves.

#TheWitcher #thewitcher3

I miss Spring and Dandelions

"This is not a real animal this a bit of dryer lint that gained sentience due to a child's wish"- My friend

Our hotel has a loose floor tile

Someone came into work today with a witcher tattoo and I was normal about it and didn’t tell them I write transgender witcher yaoi.

"The first draft of my story was not the best edition..." ✨ A dreamy picture from my dream shoot for Jaskier to celebrate my birthday, thank you for shooting with me @bombeii.bsky.social 💛 #Cosplay #TheWitcher #TheWitcherCosplay

Very important post from work today: www.tumblr.com/witchertits/...

Did you know? It might take a while, but you can drive all the way to the ocean.

Covering all my bases

water 💧💧💧 my favourite page from my recent zine, the book of elemental humors you can find the rest of it on itch still >>> dreadelion.itch.io/elemental-hu...

PRESSURE PAYPAL! it's good that visa and mastercard call centers are feeling the pinch, but it's not just on them! put the pins on paypal! every adult artist you know lives in fear of the paypal freeze out--but as customers, you're safe! support us with a call!

Me with my cat’s new laser pointer 🔦

I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.

Every time my partner orders food & asks about his allergies, I have to tell the staff to check my portion too, because make no mistake, we fuck.

So many male characters would suddenly become normal if they just knew about femdom and asked a woman to use them as furniture.

The person at the donut shop complimented my "Death To Fascism" shirt and then immediately asked if Holly and I had a good Pride. 😂 Bless, they clocked us instantaneously.

Needed this reminder today.

🙂

If by “enriching" uranium you mean holding it tight, buying it small gifts, reading it inspiring stories, and giving it experiences it will never forget, then yes, idiot, I have been enriching uranium

Highlights from the new job 💕

Holly: "Why don't *I* ever get charged with racketeering?" Me: "They don't appreciate all you do." Holly: "I just wanna feel like I'm part of something."

Holly: "Yeah, I didn't expect to see titties at this open mic night."

the look that convinced an older lady at the city warehouse garage sale that i was correctly dressed to wield an antique fire-heated iron ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

Little Preview ~ Eskel and baby Goats I gave the role of little bleater to a baby called Willow ~ She was wonderful

STOP trying to make the sims 5 and START paying Chappell Roan to sing hot to go in simlish

NEW PRINTS 👁️👄👁️ ko-fi.com/witchertits/...

We also have some lovely little holographic stickers of @strawberrybard.bsky.social’s Dandy available for $3 (again all proceeds benefit the OTW), international shipping available! ko-fi.com/s/39a4d280ff

Exciting news!! The Witcher AO3 Benefit Zine (NSFW! 18+) my lovely server has been working on is available for $1+ download at: hollylib.itch.io/witcher-ao3-... ALL sales from this project will be donated to the OTW! Cover art by @strawberrybard.bsky.social 🍓💘