Updating a bunch of old designs but I also snuck in a couple new ones just for fun. You like fun, right? If you ask for it, I will probably put all of this stuff on stuff.

Just as the human doesn't breath humanygen, the ox doesn't breathe oxygen.

If you're writing a movie and you want a character to seem really cool and smart, every time they return to their house, their mailbox should be full of acceptance letters from ivy league schools that they DIDN'T apply to, and they should just throw them in the trash.

You see a lot of headlines about Area Man, but they’re suspiciously silent about Circumference Man

Very proud to have a product featured in this NYmag piece, right above the cat dandruff medicine www.google.com/url?rct=j&sa...

Here are a bunch of things. It feels like nobody gets to see my stuff anymore, but that's ok because it's just for me. I am just having fun by myself and certainly not trying to earn a living amidst the various terrors. Please DO NOT click the hyperlink in my bio and peruse ANYTHING. DON'T DO THAT

Well done, leaders. Great work!

If crimes committed on the moon or in the name of the moon are real crimes, then lock me up!

Real misfortune enjoyers know that every day is Friday the 13th

When you get a green arrow and all the left turners all turn in a perfectly synchronized arc, those are your boys for life. That’s your squad. You are married.

Women, I am so sorry I missed International Women's ' day. To apologize, I have spent several minutes categorizing and stereotyping you.

drimp

If i had to guess, I'd say probably goop and/or muck

Do you have a moment to talk about difficulty and hardship?

trying out a new tough persona. Sorry for intimidating.

the moon things

willn't someone thinketh of yon shareholders?

They hate me because I own a modest shed

I need dark powers for research purposes.

Do not even talk to me about predicaments

You know that thing that creators of things do where they tease the release of a thing? Well, I am formally doing the cryptic tease to let you know (cryptically) that I am going to reprint the Arcane Bullshit Oracle deck one day.

The bad news is you’re a total shithead, the good news is you’re an excellent candidate for entoiletfication

Somebody spilled lovedog all over the floor in here

Just some old school multinational petrochemical corporation shit for all you mucus clowns

Smells like love in here

sorry you are dead

This is just a regular post with absolutely nothing SICK or PERVERTED.

Who's up getting their disc herniated?

Remember, you don’t have to be a Marty Supreme. You can just be a Marty Okay.

what will they thing of next?

Merry tidings

I am all whimsed out

what's the move? we slumberin' or nah?

pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like

wibter wondreland

happy shambling along the lonely trail of bones to all who celebrate!

Banished, I'm afraid :(

I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong! Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.

You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.

Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?

can't wait to toil this weekend

I don't know what this is. Is this something?

have you ever even logged on? And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.

T’challa is short for Timothee Chalamet

Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!

Listen, I have to tell you something about my website

oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?

it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.