Internet addicted Fred Durst be like "scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin- WHAT?!?"

Hey hey hey what do you call an Italian guy who’s really into sticking his dick in strands of flat thin strands of pasta tossed with a cream sauce and bacon bits throughout? Fetish-ine Carbonara

Further proof that I'm the reason they had to add height restrictions to Hal-Con (I exist only to break rules that aren't written yet)

Once again, another October and another month of misc sapphic yearning courtesy of our lord and saviour Girl in Red open.spotify.com/track/6IPwKM...

The Little Birdhouse In My Soul has asbestos in it

Hey… I’m really hesitant to make the call but comparing where life was a year ago to where I’m at now? Yeah. For once, it got better. They weren’t lying… it does get better…

Hey gamers, I may start being a little less hinged on main BTW. Please be normal about it thankyou xoxo gossip girl

Dawg I dunno what changed in the past 24hrs but it's good to give less of a fuck and start getting back into being social a lil bit it's great. What's even better is going to things alone and being able to make the decision rq of "alright the vibes are now off I can leave, sweet."

Chat this weekend seems like a very high risk given what next week looks like, but yknow what they say - fuck it we ball

Hello we’re back department? I’d like to file a claim 😎 (I cannot find the family guy edit but please imagine this is funny family guy moment top text bottom text with Peter griffin haha)

I fucking hate living in fear, I hate giving credit to those that fuel the fires my community is fighting, but god there are so many reminders of just how few spaces I have that are truly safe. I have lost so much respect for people I trusted today. It’s disappointing, but not surprising anymore.

For all the Linux enjoyers in my followers: when I found out Debian 13 was codenamed “Trixie”, I couldn’t resist jumping back!

Me sewing: ah yea let’s talk to a few Americans until 2am this is fun Me reaping: fuck I woke up late and now have to hustle to get to work on time

I am on this platform for two reasons: 1. supportin the homies and their achievements and 2. random intermittent introspective-posting

btw I'm hot bsky.app/profile/drop...

Fuck evangelism. That's all I have to say on the matter.

Musings on my relationship with Death. . . It’s concerning that I’ve encountered Death Herself as often as I have. She passed through my life for the first time in 2007, taking my best friend and mentor. He never got to see the woman I would become, and that hurt was a stark introduction to Her.

Okay, I need to very quickly go on record with a fucking time stamped post saying “I have not seen My Little Pony, the name ‘Trixie’, being a shortening of Beatrix, came from (I shit you not) a reference to Lucifer. I did not name myself after a fuckin pony.”

It is really good to find old photos of people no longer in my life and for the emotion to be positive nostalgia. Sure, myself and them didn't work out for a reason, but I can still cherish these feelings...

God since this song keeps fucking hitting me where I live ever since it came out in 2023 fuck youtu.be/ZBFhBPo-yqc?...

We are STILL LIVE!!!! Come hang out, gang!!!! We're gaming our way through the rough weather! See ya there!!!

Chat I am deeply hung over but last night was very swell. With apologies to the important work I gotta do today

Hardcoding my robotgirl’s gender into her firmware call that pronouns in BIOS

dom/sub dynamics are at their core: someone does bits. someone else does chores. sometimes u take turns

Chat I downloaded an NES emulator and had a 100k+ game of tetris which I know aint that interesting but we out here lfg

Ough being places and exisiting and being perceived… It’s good and overall a pretty damn chill event, but I am exhaustion

You gotta change your pronouns ever 5yrs or 50000km

g o d I wish that were me but in a normal human being way like a normal adult woman with a corporate career and a credit card way

Based Gruen based Gruen based Gruen

I need to just accept who I TRULY am as a person: I’m deeply middle aged at heart. Don’t look at my bio…

Bouncin on it redonkulously And by it Haha I guess you could say Trampoline

I really need to learn to drive lol

Supply chain diversification is best practice to enable agility and work towards maximum uptime. (No, I haven’t started working in logistics. This post is about polyamory.)

an important thing i think people need to see

I’m in an odd mood. Had an incident today at work, got called a couple things my boss described as “vile” by some people who turned up with no reason to be there. But I’m doing alright about it. It’s weirdly energising, and a reminder that I’m here to do what I do. You can’t please everyone.

Ah. Songs to hit way too close to home: youtu.be/ZBFhBPo-yqc?...

Broke: situationship Woke: time delay girlfriend

I have described polyamory as both “redundancy” and “efficient” over the past few days… Catch me putting girlfriends in a RAID 5 (RAID being Redundant Array of Independent Damsels)

I just realized I have now successfully rizzed via calendar invite,,, that's pretty ebic ngl

Yo dawg I'm feeling super visible today and that's pretty epic

Hurt my wrist cuddling on Sunday call that Repetitive Simping Injury

Not any time soon, but maybe I do want kids. Or a kid. Hmm.

I love sites that have funky error pages. That GIF is a llama doing the running man. Sure ig

There’s something very wholesome and suburban to me about a lazy Sunday morning of me scrolling and ADHD diving through the internet & shit while my girlfriend lays next to me snoring. I feel very loved right now 🥰

oh l o o o o r d here we gooooo

No one told me going on HRT would make me FEEL THINGS AGAIN and also get periods which is a fun thing I need to now manage (They did tell me this, I just didn’t internalise it)