Breasts? In *my* face? It's more likely than you'd think.

Ohhh Legacy of the Dark Knight has the best ending song

Cure. 🧛

"Darling this is serious, stop vogueing at once." I love her.

everything is better if it's lesbians

"We've got an idea for a sitcom. It's a gay guy and an open homophobe." "It's a black guy and a member of the KKK." "It's a Zionist and a Palestinian." "It's Jeffery Epstein, and a fourteen year old girl." "Because of external issues, they'll end up fighting for the same thing."

I actually reckon it's fucking disgusting how much the UK is trying to normalise "being transphobic" as a reasonable view to have a difference of opinion about, and not something that makes you a freak and a nazi sympathiser.

Gay Anthony Kiedis be like "This is my top, this is my bear"

Had a dream I was showing a twinky medieval peasant bread rolls from the local bakery. He was mildly impressed.

Help, I bought my son the Fisher Price Cybertruck and now he keeps getting in trouble at school for unprompted rants about the correlation between Paw Patrol and white fertility rates

No go work Stay home Sleep until 7:30 at night

The Sapling Cage was really fuckin good and I want to read the next one. Margaret Killjoy, you do good work.

Everyone is always telling me to fuck fruit in hot water, they keep saying bone apple tea

On the tube

If we were to base everyone's wealth off of the most wealthy person on the planet's wealth, and set it at a cap of one million dollars, bottom surgery would cost just under 3 cents. A really quite well paying job would make you about 18-19 cents a year.

Piss.

Want cuddles but girlfriend asleep

Alternate universe where Logan Paul and Jordan Peterson swap roles so Jordan Peterson is a shitty youtube vlogger and Logan Paul is a creepy manosphere lecturer.

Banana named Greg

A long overdue and much needed shift in focus. www.rte.ie/lifestyle/li...

REAL tho

ayyyy david attenborough turned 100 good job you funky old documentary narrator

The red button / blue button debate is so stupid, because the best person you know will press the blue button, and the worst person you know will press the red button. Like, enjoy almost killing your grandma? Weirdo?

Uhhh toxic yuri between a guy trying to convince a lesbian that he can make her straight and a lesbian trying to force-fem him with decent success.

OH it was HORSE. I see.

It is not possible to retcon the popular name of a genre of music. Regardless of the canonical name for the music, Jizz music is the style of music that was being played in Mos Eisley Cantina.

It's like this. The longer you stay in the loop, the worse things get for you. It might suck, but at some point you have to admit you said something wrong. Of course you did, we all do. The only way out of the loop is to apologise for your mistakes.

You know, usually when I see people talking about people as bad actors on this site, I'll have a look at their profile and won't even see where the drama started. With this Will Stancil guy, no I see a lot of it, uh, if I can offer a take in the next part of this post...

Holy shitballs I fucking *love* trans women. Sometimes I wonder if I hang out around other kinds of queer people enough, and like I don't, for sure, but god damn trans women just hit different, they make me feel cool just for knowing them, let alone being one.

Because the thing trans women lack is a programmer competent enough to put a dating app together for us. Our delicate tranny fingers have never known the touch of a keyboard, we couldn't possibly have made this ourselves, we need a finance bro chaser to do it for us.

*goes to the toilet at a house where trans women live* *comes back to find boob fight death circle*

The Santa Clause but it's Batman and it's a movie where Tim Allen slowly morphs into Adam West.

Randomly scrolling steam discovery queue and see Jane from Outside Xbox hosting something. Hell yeah. Love that channel, good for you Jane.

as a child I wanted Jerry the mouse to die

Ooh Camp Damascus sequel idea???????????

When I went to Catholic school it was like "we as humans cannot understand how God is three entities and one, but we must all accept it" meanwhile I'm out here like "no, no, I get it, it's like how there's me and there's someone else in my head too."

Show Girl is very nice but I'm in chapter 5 and it feels a little bit more body horror than Alyson Greaves' other trans stories. I think I get why she wrote Kimmy now. Like, there's this very real sense that Alex is getting eaten by a girl from the inside. I like it, it's true, it happened to me.

Humans: "I don't want to get eaten by a giant." Also humans: "Yippee, I'm on a roll!"

World's most toxic fan be like: "I am designed to funnel oxygen into a room but because of a carbon monoxide leak I actually just kill people faster."

Carefully crafting my next show to not have characters.

Bloody hell, finally.

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Decided to edit this to present the facts better. Sorry there's no alt text, I'm in a rush and that would be quite long.

Patriotism is a symptom of nationalism. Nationalism is a symptom of xenophobia. The US views patriotism as a value. To this day it totes a false narrative to its people of a nation free of its shame, daring to claim that educating its people on its crimes is an act of aggression.

Yeah, people should have tails, and it's weird that we don't.

Joker goons, Riddler goons, Poison Ivy goons, Mr Freeze goons, the Penguin goons, Two-Face goons, a bunch of Batman villains goon.

The response to the conversion therapy video has been amazing. I’ve gotten messages from lots of NHS staff appalled to learn about the present-day abuses, who want to hold senior managers to account. As I say in the video, allowing this abuse undermines the entire NHS! 🏥 youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...

My prediction for TADC's final episode. Jax abstracts. Abstracting isn't a bad thing. It's actually a healthier way to cope than not abstracting. Everyone abstracts. And in doing so, everyone is free.