Murder on the Orient Express but everyone is closet trans and think there's only one or two other trans people on the train and everyone thinks the other trans folks are super unsubtle about it. Agatha Christie shows up at the end and gets eaten by wolves for being racist, then Poirot transitions.

If you saw my skeet about the one boob and you're looking for the other one, here it is. Boob.

Boob

A while back I was reading the rebirth run of Green Lanterns, and the way it handled action stuck with me, because it had a way of not taking the pressure off its characters and conveying that pressure to the reader. And I like that, I think that's how action should be used in storytelling. 1/3

Sports but it's just a fight between 30 of the team's namesakes against one another. AFL be like "local WA game, a flock of eagles vs a group of horny naked dudes held together at the crotch" Yeah, my family have historically been Dockers supporters...

Okay yep this tracks.

i look at boys the way adam smasher looks at you the first time you meet him in-game

Boys are fuckin hot, actually. Boys with wide chests and big muscles, boys with goofy smiles and cute eyes, boys with sensitive sides who'll sweep you off your feet and protect you in battle like your knight in shining armour... 🤤

I FUCKING LOVE BOYS I LOVE FUCKING BOYS

Powerful words to look back on today. www.planetrans.org/2025/02/read...

my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social

Wanna kiss girl, but am sick, so cannot kiss girl. 😭

Dying of exhaustion. This weekend and next we're moving in and I am *sweating* in this weather. The sun is a maleficent entity of pain and chaos and my brain has been baking in my skull. Taking the time to do laundry tonight, boxing things up and shipping up tomorrow. Ugh.

Scene from Chapter 33 of The Sisters of Dorley by @badambulist.bsky.social

In a moment of supreme stupidity, in a search for the date of the moon landing, I looked up "When did the moon land?"

My brain at 1pm: oh no, too many people are talking, it's too much information at once. My brain at 5pm: oh, that person liked my thing I said! Dopamine hit, dopamine hit, dopamine hit. My brain at midnight: everything sucks the world is pain I am vengeance I am the night I am Batman I want milk.

Sees drama video on youtube: "And like, for no reason at all, trans people seemed to be upset about this?" Yeah that's not worth my time.

You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen

In the current stage of capitalism, people are being tricked into self-commodifying to compete with artificial intelligence, or must assimilate into its use to stand a chance. This is not late stage capitalism. This is the dystopian shit that comes *after* that in science fiction.

You ever think that the reason Batman had to be rich in the 1939 was because otherwise to be Batman he'd have to steal all of that shit? Isn't it funny how the latter is more justifiable these days than being as rich as he is?

if you have a sex, you have a right to change your sex

I want cuddlesssssss 😭😭😭😭😭 This world is cruel, and the lack of timely affection shall destroy me from within.

Big mistake, you've invited me into your feed. Now you're cursed. I don't make the rules. You will begin to think about onions. *GAY* onions. Onions that are gay for other onions.

Hear me out; Alf Secret Lair

Being Bi be like

I think I'd like to Victor Frankenstein together some kind of small man goblin and name him the Bobgoblin.

This just in, despite all advice to the contrary, house applications *are not* a numbers game. Nor are job applications. You are better off crafting a good application every few days than filling out a billion crappy ones.

People screaming at kids isn't normal behaviour, actually. Screaming at someone the moment they slight you, whether you have power over them or not, is deranged and fucked up and you should stop, talk, and get them and yourself some therapy.

It's not controversial to say Brianna Wu is an idiot, but I want to really talk about *why* she's an idiot and why her particular brand of idiocy contextualises why centrism does not work. In order to come to a middle ground on beliefs, you have to *hold* beliefs other than finding a middle ground.

So... after what happened at the border today, Clover and I are essentially homeless. I've got no choice but to change my GoFundMe while we look for housing. Anything you can spare will help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

So— update. We arrived at the Canadian border and were promptly rejected for “showing up too early.” They also indicated we hadn’t saved enough money but declined to say how much we needed. And even if I came back in December to get my visa, Clover could only stay for 6 months.

This just in: Brianna Wu discovers feminism applies to trans women, as many trans women, somehow including myself, have directly told her countless times before. "Guys I fucked up can you unblock me now?" Girl are you two years on E? Did your egg *just* fuckin crack? Make yourself worthy of it.

Doing this next halloween

y'know I've never fucked a pumpkin but I am kind of wondering if it would be funnier to do it before bottom surgery or wait until after and use a strap because of how absurdly silly that would be. Sometimes you just have to ponder such things

You know, in hindsight, 2016 really was just an awful, awful year.

Facts, my gf wants me to buy a minifigure who is wearing a bionicle shirt so that we can have lego bionicle merch.

I also have work related obligations.

LMAO I fuckin called it

"Babe, I want to be isekaid into Ninjago." - My girlfriend

The biggest Ls for the English Language are that the words English, England, and London, are each exceptions to the rules of English grammar.

It's crazy that if you're not a cat, you aren't allowed to eat out of the trash and people so rarely treat you like a little baby.

Gold star lesbianism is a toxic and often transphobic concept, but I think you should be able to create gilded lesbians by cracking the eggs of all of their past partners who were guys.

I can't thank y'all enough for helping a transfemme author raise money to move to safety and go back to school. ❤️ We've made good progress over the last month. For those just tuning in, I have a GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum... And a book bundle here: itch.io/s/159177/the...

I think if you're saying "it's a bit more complicated than avoiding pissing off the nazis" then you're admitting it's at least a little bit about avoiding pissing off the nazis. Like that's a concern, it's on your agenda, is what you're admitting.

Your mum

AAAAAHHHHHH AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH

Heather bun bun evil (She/her)

Look, clearly 'cis' isn't taking with the cis het crowd. But you know, sometimes they'll say "I'm not heterosexual, I'm straight", so maybe it's just too advance. I propose we use the term 'narrow', to describe cis folks, so it becomes straight and narrow, be gay do crime.