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Pip, I have a solution. Stella will leave you and live happily with her lovely dog #TheArcherd

How far were Brad and Amber walking? One minute he’s walking her back from the cricket and the next he’s starting at the moon #TheArchers

This may be the most British post ever, but I am starting a jigsaw. It is from the USA and I am trying to find the edges to set the border. Why do Americans have to do things in such a weird way? Standard jigsaw pieces are perfectly acceptable and don’t need chopping into bizarre geometric shapes

Zainab, you threw the contents of a glass of orange in his face. You didn’t smash the glass against the table and stick it in his throat. Calm down. #TheArchers

Danish activists have been painting their flag on roundabouts. Either that or British 'patriots' are a bunch of thick twats, which I find hard to believe.

Is this the way that Carpet exits? Fallon has an affair with Chris? #TheArchers

No Ed, Fallon isn’t all right. She doesn’t really fancy a swim after being submerged underwater for an agonising period of time #TheArchers

I’m not sure why, but I imagined Martyn Gibson to be of slender build, rather than needing a ‘generous’ cut for his golf shirts #TheArchers

I feel the need to share this: Today I went to the Doctors and was prescribed HRT. The events that led up to it are not so good and included me telling a women in a car park to ‘go and fuck herself’ in front of her child and elderly mother. However, I am now hopeful that the rage will subdue #HRT

So, thanks to Trump banging on about how unfair it was that medicine is cheaper in other countries, the cost of my Mounjaro is increasing next month by 170% I already pay £140 a month so that would take it to a completely unaffordable level. #Mounjaro

And another thing, how can the shop not afford to pay a fee at the church? They are all volunteers. That’s 75k a year saved in wages, so how are they making such little money? #TheArchers

I’m not an expert in the world of commercial insurance but surely the shop has business interruption insurance that will help cover any costs included in having to relocate the business temporarily. #TheArchers

Tonight on #TheArchers - Brian makes a shocking discovery.

If Alice takes over at Home Farm it will be a huge slap in the face to Lilian who fought tooth and nail with Justin to keep her job open and take her back at the stables. Also, how long has Stella worked there? Can she take him to a tribunal. I certainly would. #TheArchers

Well done Stella!!!! #TheArchers

Sometimes Soosan’s wittering really gets on my nerves #TheArchers

After listening to the last couple of episodes of #TheArchers please can we have an entire episode of just Jakob in the queue at the Village shop / hall

Because all the senior managers have decided to go on holiday on the same week, me and my manager have just had to take it in turns to do a 12 hour shift each so the other can have a day off this week. I am absolutely knackered and a little bit cross about the whole thing if I’m being honest

Went to the pub today with the dog and he managed to settle in and make himself at home right away.

Hacked the Ambridge servers to get that licence plate. #TheArchers

I was a Samaritan and I recommend reading this #Samaritans

"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language." "Español?" "No, he's a labrador."

JUST MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE VILLAGE HALL AND RUN THE FUCKING SHOP FROM THERE TEMPORARILY SOOSAN #TheArchers

This is how a swan lands on the water.

Dear Stella Please leave Pip. Immediately. Yours sincerely All #TheArchers listeners

It sounds like the actor playing Martyn Gibson is thoroughly relishing playing the character of ‘new Martyn’ #TheArchers

Today is Sooty's birthday. Hope he and the gang don't intend on getting pilled up and going on the fanny hunt like they did in the 90s.

I wonder if #TheArchers SWs read our posts to get an idea of how we feel about characters and that a few of us are really starting to like Amber? And, if they do, why oh why haven’t they killed off Eddie 🤔

holy shit lmao

FFS Rooney now 😂

Team Neil all the way. THAT is how you deal with manipulative little scrotes #TheArchers

Starting to think that Amber is way too good for George #TheArchers

Ah, so George is still an obnoxious twat. Good to know. #TheArchers

Amber is endearing herself to the Grundys. Imagine if George gets out of prison and decides he doesn’t want to be with her after all. #TheArchers

Thought Eddie was going to have a heart attack. Am I wrong to be disappointed that he didn’t ? #TheArchers

On my way home from work tonight I hit and killed an owl. Not intentionally of course, it flew out in front of my car and was too close to brake or swerve. I feel terrible.

I’m hoping that Emma and Amber get in so well whilst Amber is staying that they form a really close relationship. #TheArchers

I am really starting to like Amber!! #TheArchers

I’ll try this again with a correct photo this time … Was it just me or did anyone else think of this when Martyn Gibson ordered a daiquiri and a Long Island iced tea?? #TheArchers

Martyn Gibson and Lillian? Isn’t she about 20 years older than him. That’s a very drastic leap, even for Jazza #TheArchers

I’m very keen to know more about Amber’s past and what she was like at school. Brad had mentioned the thick glasses and Amber mentioned that she wasn’t cool. So we have a very insecure young woman who has very little self esteem. And George. Who is basically an incel. #TheArchers

Is Underwoods local I. A swimming pool? The noises at the beginning and end of that scene sounded like a splash #TheArchers

Amber needs a slap. I’m nominating Soosan #TheArchers

Martin and Annabelle - eugh #TheArchers

My heart breaks for the parents who have lost 2 sons, the bride who has lost her husband and 3 children who don’t understand where their Daddy has gone #Jota #LFC

Woman freed a peacock 🦚 with a trapped leg, and it became her bestie. 🦚💖👧🏽 #rescue #care #friendship

The use of swearing to relieve stress, anger, pain or frustration is known as ‘lalochezia’.

How can Kenton being savaged by a dog possibly help the police bring down Marky’s illegal dog breeding / fighting gang? I was hoping for the storyline to be: Marky is released and seeks revenge at The Bull. Revenge being that he teaches Kenton and Jolene how to run a pub properly #TheArchers