SO excited to announce that I represent the incredibly talented and genuinely amazing person that is @ckellywrites.bsky.social. She wrote the contemporary witchy romance my heart has been searching for, and ROW will be hitting editor inboxes soon ❤️

8am agent club ft me and @ckellywrites.bsky.social ✨

A man says “I’m not a democrat but I’m going to help the veterans” At the local level we need to start the messaging that it’s not about party lines it’s about actions and remind them at the next election WHO took away and to vote for the person who didn’t take it away, didn’t support dodge.

Honestly the people who didn’t vote at all are just as complicit for what’s happening as those who voted for Trump

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

I really want my books to be published— mostly because I want to piss so many cult members off.

So many offer notifications from authors in my inbox. You guys are killing it. Will try and read everything but with LBF in a week I may have to pass based on work load. (Gives knowing nod to offering agents who have timed this just right- well played sirs).

Holy S — the people at Wesley Hunts off lie and gaslight the sh*t out of you. Hot tip: if you want to talk to someone leave a message that there are tech issues (it took a good min+ for the beep) and they will call you back. (832) 357-0555 here’s his office number Have fun!

Yesterday I learned that 85% of Germans showed up for their election. Wanna know the US percentage??

Apparently I am being impersonated by someone on Inkitt. This is not me. I do not use it. I am on Facebook (private)/ Bluesky and Instagram ONLY. Apparently there is nothing we can do to have it removed. Please do not give this person money.

I’ve had 12 cookies and three bowls of soup today. It’s called balance

A reminder that I only accept queries through QM. I will always delete unsolicited queries emailed to me and its wasting a chance when I'm open to reading your work if you follow instructions.

Y’all! This is my client, Kelly Beck! Please give her a follow and interact with her! She’s freakin’ hilarious and one of my favorite authors in the whole world! And what you see is what you get! 😂😂😂 #WritingCommunity

Where you at Dems ? You fighting to get them far better severance or going to ignore them, and all others in similar circumstances?

LILO and stitch (original) is a underrated movie

I've taken anti-depressants on & off for decades. They saved me during debilitating depression in college, and later after my father died suddenly and unexpectedly. They helped me be a good parent despite PPD and the long-term anxiety it produced. Antidepressants help people. This is evil.

People care. People are fighting. Please don't think that no one cares. Please fight back where you can. Maybe you can't march. Call your reps. Reach out to local orgs to volunteer, or donate what you have. Build ties in your community. There is something you are good at. Use it to fight for good.

We’re doing so good! You’re calling! But that doesn’t mean tomorrow we stop. Keep calling. Keep emailing. We’re doing great, & we’ll continue to do great as long as we use our voice. Also, if you happen to stumble over words & it comes out as “we need term limits”, 10/10 support u bebe

Okay, can someone explain Ohio to me? Like why the kids are using it for cool?

BlueSky friends- a friendly reminder to call your reps! Speak to a person! Need scripts?! Check out @emilyinyourphone.bsky.social silence is compliance. Don’t be silent 😘

Exactly. No is a complete sentence

My dialogue when speaking to rep staffers to log my concern has changed @housedemocrats.bsky.social if you do not step up to the plate I will use my voice help elect other democrats to office. I am so done with this disorganization & complacency. Enough is enough. Stop Trump. Stop Elon.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Hey you- with the defeatist thoughts of loathing and sadness: DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP DON'T GIVE UP

Senator Andy Kim just went to the USAID building, talked to the security guard there to confirm employees are being barred entry, and then did a press gaggle right there in front to call it out. This is doing something. This is making an effort on messaging. Other Democratic lawmakers: take notes.

When you call be sure you speak to someone. That way they can tally the reason your calling and we get strength in numbers. That doesn’t happen with voicemails.

Really need to stop being so tired at the end of the day

I am now open to queries for the rest of February in every genre/age range I represent. So if you fit my list (avoid the subjects I state I don't want), and would like to query me, please do so. Happy to answer any questions below. And just a reminder that I now work at the Ki Agency.

Them: Reading isn’t political. Me: then why do they ban book sweetie?

It's Pritzker and AOC who get it so far. Who else?

Make no mistake. The cost of goods going up will impact women in the household. Women will spend more time making food, meal planning, and adjusting to the increase cost of products. This inflation is the cost of the free labor of women across the country, esp. marginalized women.

America really needed that underdog story. Lions, bills and commander fans are extra not okay

It’s so funny because it feels like whatever the republicans say for the democrats to do, it’s exactly what they’re doing. “Don’t trust the news, they are telling lies.” Proceed to turn on Fox News “Don’t believe everything you read online.” Buys essential oils from a MAHA babe.

Writers who struggle with beginnings, check this out! open.substack.com/pub/oneliter...

Still waiting for my kids to live in that “better” world I was told they voted for.

I realize adults read YA but I think we NEED to be very careful we’re not alienating the teens these books are supposed to be for. Which is what I’m seeing with YA books that have toxic romances at their core and a lack of consent. Is that the kind of relationship you hope for for teen girls? 🤨

Heads up, #Writingcommunity I’m having surgery in about 12 days, and I’m getting a little stressed about my query inbox and falling behind. So I think I’m going to TEMPORARILY close to queries THIS FRIDAY and will reopen NO LATER THAN 2/21, which is only 4 weeks. I promise to reopen by 2/21.

Where have all the backbones gone?

Really feel like Jeff Daniel’s needs to do another exorcism- specifically around the playoffs and maybe let’s not get ahead of ourselves in the future?????

I want to cry

So they are announcing that the helmet to helmet hit on Goff should have been a penalty. And every touchdown is reviewed. TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES SENSE.

To be a lions fan is to know high stress

Wouldn’t be a Lions game without a defensive injury.

Only way to guarantee I won’t eat baked goods is if you put nuts in it. Cinnamon roll: no Cookie: no Brownie: hell no

I find it a bit concerning we’re not getting reports of Vance. Like what’s he doing? Who is he meeting with? While the monkeys dance, I suspect he’s making the moves.

Realizing my hyperfixation on the LA Fires and the need for help is because I am refusing to think of the saddens that is in my life. I can’t control what’s happening to my people, I can at least help others.

When I walk into the post office I am always a mess. Like flip switch no matter how buttoned up i want to be

Hard to reconcile the nation that put a man on the moon is the same nation that put a moron in the White House.