I was going to take a social media break for Lent, but given what happened yesterday? Gonna pause that for now.

He is outta there. They using the legal name. Stripped him of everything for real. 😧

Please read & review! (I think it takes 80+ for amazons algorithms to start including it in the “customers also bought” section…last time I checked)

You know what pisses me off and I’m trying not to think on it too much? I’d be in a much better place if Health Insurance companies actually just did what we pay premiums for. What’s that you ask? Cover their share of the cost of care.

I AM ALIVE THIS MORNING!

I’ve done this before. Do this if you ready to hop on individual calls with everyone on the email list. 😂

I was one of these people and BIG MAD! 😂😡

I really appreciate that any time there is U2 news, this is the response of most people who remember when Apple did that mess. 😂

Welp! Will be calling my pulmonologist tomorrow. Passed out twice today. Love that for me!

Well… didn’t foresee that happening. (This is about me personally. Not the shenanigans on the skyline.)

I think you all should clap for me. I was social at work today. I went to our Black ERG meeting and shared my thoughts during the discussion. I don’t wanna talk to nobody for the next week. Lol

Halle Berry in a bad wig, precarious mental state, and/or some endangered children?! I am sat!!! Julianne Moore crying in a preview?!?! I’m there!

She gives off cereal k!ll3r! Like if she was the evil mind Jigsaw, she’d try to convince you that you didn’t really need the leg she made you cut off. Because she believes you didn’t need the leg she made you cut off. Like what?!?! 🫠

Tyra’s facial expressions makes me think she practices how to convey certain emotions in her mirror before talking to other people. And that’s why she looks a bit unhinged in interviews? I think that’s what I’m trying to say. 🫠

And that’s how “Wooo chill-ay!” was born. That pissed them off even more. 🤣

There’s a funeral home in Buffalo called Amigone

I’m going to tell you what my loved ones tell me when I say things like this… Please go to bed! LMAO

White people are going to be like Colbert is a “badass” (or whatever white folk say) for “standing up” to the current Administration. But this was a play to give this candidate a bump over Crockett. So…

Nope. This is proof positive that my Momma was right when she said don’t make ugly faces because my face could get stuck like that. He played J. Edgar Hoover and well!

I have $1,371 left to raise for past due rent and current rent. I need it asap so I don’t get a notice. Please help me! gofund.me/64ff6b2d4 ko-fi.com/amparodop/goal CA: ŞAYUDAMUTUA911 V: AYUDAMUTUA911 #mutualaid #bipocma #disabiltycrowdfund #helpfolkslive

No, but I am working on it.

Mercury not even retrograding for real yet and it’s already a bit much. 🫠

Obio Jones sharing his journey with testicular cancer AND urging men to go to the doctor 💙

It’s why my mission is to not to do that. Christ was the biggest person and ended up on the cross. No thank you. 🙅🏾‍♀️

Back on all my meds the way I’m supposed to be and my chest already bothers me less.

My fellow Supervisors told me to go to lunch because I made a face in a meeting and someone said, “Oh. Well we know Courtney thinks this is a dumb idea.” Meanwhile??? I made the face because I could feel the seams on my shirt so much that I didn’t even hear what they were talking about. 🫠

I knew it was nap time! 😴

Let me go lay down. I was already annoyed and now I’m more annoyed. LMAO

This gotta be AI. Lol

I’m personally grateful because think of all the things we have learned against our will because we can read/see/hear/feel?! 😂🫠

2nd behind Ronald Reagan, right???

I’m reading some of these posts and laughing so hard. Y’all hilarious. I think we all need to take a nap though.

ASTHMA MEDICINES BEEN DELIVERED SO I WILL HAVE FULL LUNG CAPACITY TO BE AN ASSHOLE AT WORK! 🥳🥳🥳

It’s not even that they asked for the money for that. They asked for multiple things and that was first. At least? That’s my issue. But I’m always asking for food money first.

All I see is the $40 meme up and down my skyline. What done happened? (Don’t answer that. I’m going to piece it together later.)

Went to a new PCP today. She saw my weight and height and made a note to talk to me about weight management. She then took my medical history and scratched out the weight management notes. She said we got other things to focus on and the way I laughed was hilarious. Because exactly. LMAO

I have days where I do certain things instead of making Saturday a marathon cleaning day.

This might actually explain 64% of the stories I tell. 😂

Welp! Someone on my team just hit me talking about they thought we were off today. One occurrence for you!

Good morning. Be kind to yourself today.

I do! It’s why I ask folk, “Are you venting or do you wanna follow some off the wall advice?!” 😂

I misspoke in my last team meeting and said the next holiday was Labor Day. Everyone’s immediate reaction let me know that they were actually paying attention. 😂

I spent time talking to a friend on the phone & I never do that because I hate talking on the phone. But now my Friend is mad at me because I didn’t know how to respond to what she was telling me and she thought I was calling her stupid. I wasn’t (honestly, I was not). I was just very confused. 😂

Can’t wait for you to come back and tell us you got dressed up and took her out to eat. Lol

I just thought about the fact that tomorrow is Monday. And got really sad because I gotta go to work. 🫠

Last time I pointed something out about a report at work, the COO stopped someone from speaking and said, “Before you answer her question, how much did this cost us?” I wasn’t invited to any more of those Special Project meetings. 😂

As my coworker would say, “Oopsy.”

Me: Do you think Giraffes are on the same evolutionary line of the Brachiosaurus? Friend: Are you high right now? Me: No. 🥰 Friend: Okay, you sleepy. Go to bed. Me: 😬