They did not like this joke. LOL

Yeah. It’s that (and I’d wager the other boxed/premade options as well) PLUS fresh produce is getting worse for sorta obvious reasons.

I see stuff like this and immediately think: “Oh. They laundering the money.”

One time I asked a lady down at the Non-Denominational Church if she wore them open toed sandals so much because she wanted to be like Jesus. She called me precocious (basically cussed me out). Then asked why I was at their church so much. Me: Free VBS. I can’t sit at the library all day anymore.

Movie Night Lock Ins at the Non-Denominational Church used to go up because of this series. LMAO

Anyway! When I log in? I’m not telling them I overslept. I’m saying I was raptured and Peter double-checked the list at the gate before pulling up the last IG reels I sent my bestie. 😂

I been feeling terrible health wise lately (last time I felt like this, I had the pulmonary embolism). So I told my Managers yesterday that I needed to be met in the middle on some things. They said, “Let’s have a meeting and discuss it.” The meeting was at 7:45 AM my time. Baby… I just woke up.

And that’s my time. Gotta be up early in the AM because it’s my reporting time. Smh

You know what’s been disappointing? To watch my peers turn into the same, old judgmental ass bitches we hated when we were youngins on 2007-2009 Twitter. Super, super disappointing. And it’s disappointing because who knew some of them would embrace being bitter old bitches this hard? Tuh.

LMAO! I just had theeeeee funniest thought. And you know what? God & Co. stay with the jokes. 😂

LMAOOOOOO! I hope more people cancel since this is making the rounds. Now they publicly saying they think people are stupid and can be easily placated.

This makes me want to make a playlist of songs with very chaotic opening lines. You know? The kind so chaotic that it sets the tone for the rest of the song. 😂

NASA shuttles.

Depends on who they taking up. Lol

My asthma is too sensitive for yall shenanigans! 😂

I thought he was Muslim???

We have a Black Affinity Employment Group and I almost ended up in HR because in the first meeting I asked, “Is this a space for allies and people sympathetic to Black People as well?” Harmless words, but my tone definitely fired off shots to the non-Black employees who joined.

I am praying this is the last time I have to do a hardship withdrawal this year. I’m grateful there was money available for me to take out. 🥹

Also? I think I broke my brain (or it’s warning me it’s about to break). When I get to thinking too hard or too long, my head starts hurting real bad. Literally feels like I’m being stabbed in the head. Been in survival mode has sucked. I just want to be out of this. Really I do.

I lost my debit card. There are charges on it I didn’t authorize. Love that for me. Now I gotta argue with the financial institution for two weeks and lock my damn card. 😡

God about 27 times an hour: I did NOT say that!?!

You went back home after a big breakup you hid from your family. Your best friend encourages you to get involved with a festival. You’re iffy on it, but do it anyway. Then? You find love with an old classmate who understands your need for creative freedom. AND THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL BLACK! 😂

King David and the story of Bathsheba’s, um, “seduction”

This H-1B visa thing has the potential to put my company in the blender. Or maybe the frying pan. Hell… we might end up right in the damn fire.

You know what’s really funny? This admin is doing all of this because white people fully believe in the justice system. That’s why marginalized people looking at them like they stupid when they talk about what’s “legal.” Legality is often just a suggestion and no one cares until you get caught.

People only want the files because they are nosy. If they cared about the possibility that he’s in there and that impacting his “leadership,” he wouldn’t have been allowed to run anywhere for anything (not even to the store for some milk). 😐

I’m going to come back to this. I had to take a muscle relaxer and it’s working. Real fast.

Oh! My playlist shuffled to “It’s Over Now” and I really hope that’s the case.

👤 God’s got a blessing. 👤 God’s got a blessing. 👤 God’s got a blessing. 🗣️ WITH MY NAME ON IT!!!!!

🗣️ HE’S ABLE! 🗣️ OH YES HE IS! 🗣️ HE’S ABLE! 🗣️ OH YES HE IS!

lol. This was the only rap song my Granny would let one of my Cousins play out loud. Thank you for reminding me of that. 😂

lol. Is today gonna involve Gospel music where they hollering? Possibly.

🗣️ DO NOT! 🗣️ PASS ME BY! 🗣️ DO NOT! 🗣️ PASS ME BY!!!

What you think they gonna play for The Rapture? You think they gonna take the HBCU Band approach or the PWI Band approach?

And I giggle because I know Big Sandals somewhere right now like, “See what happens when they don’t tell the whole story?! THEM CASKS WERE JUST IN THE BACK!” 😂😂😂

Yes. This is very important (the model training piece) because they actually use real people to confirm words and images to help the software generate “automatic” responses.

YOU UNDERSTAND!!! The reason the meatballs taste good is because they are flavored with animosity. 😂😂😂

My Cousin announced she’s having a baby and her Baby Daddy-to-Be put up the most sentimental message. Why half our Cousin Group told her in the group chat don’t even bother putting meatballs on the baby shower menu? My family is full of hilarious people. LMAO

These actually some of my favorite dance moves to hit. If I get to dancing like 5, please let me get it out my system. I’ll go back to normal in a lil bit. Lol

This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!

I don’t know which family member making themselves known with Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting.” I’m going to ask my Momma if that’s anyone’s favorite song. And see what she says. Because I’m too tickled that song popped into my head. 😂

WHY CAN’T I PURCHASE MY SOFTWARE AND OWN IT OUTRIGHT?!?! Why it all gotta be a subscription?!?! Also, bring back 2007 - 2009 Hulu (before the subscription model). lol

Okay. I gotta listen to Cardi’s album when my brain is fresh. Because WHAT?!?! 😂😬 (This is my reaction after listening to Magnet.)

Someone on my Team complimented my communication skills today. Said that I actually should be going off on people a lot more. And I need to give myself credit for my level of patience. 😌

kindness is…what we really need rn. nice is performative and I think we’ve seen enough performances. please. be genuinely kind to yourself. don’t put on the show with yourself. cause it’s a lie. be genuinely kind to yourself so that the kindness can extend to everyone else. 🩶

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow

And it’s Friday (and payday for some of us)?! I wish I would give that talking point some energy. Tuh!

Yup. It’s including the imaginary Jimmys as well. 😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD & CO ARE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!

Nah. Thats funny… BUT if God & Co. are as funny as I think they are? I’m going to need a breathing treatment when I finish laughing because I know I’m going to find it hilarious. lol