I had to stop calling people “Love” at one point. I’m from New Orleans. It’s that or something others consider disrespectful. 😂

I really appreciate whatever goes on in your mind. Lol

See? I woulda asked her if she be kissing him in the mouth. Double her embarrassment. Disgusting!

And has a daughter?! I am concerned about everyone involved. lol

I’m a Cancer. My friendships with other Cancers are pretty solid because we’re all a little bit nutty. 😂

For my Georgia folks, one of my cousins is missing

This is such a brilliant move. That’s access to the Internet, borrowing laptops and so much. This is how a city should be moving

I know I’m sleepy. I’ve laughed like a maniac at every post I’ve read for the last 15 minutes. They are funny but not that damn funny. So good night yall. Rest well!!

I started asking my coworkers what’s their birth order. SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW! 😂

Shout out to the greedy person that looked at cake and said “you know what… this needs ice cream!”

That’s why you gotta be the weapon that formed against them! Sincerely, A Woman with Exes Named Aaron, Noah, and James

The fact that I started my day listening to Gospel and may end it listening to Drug Dealing Music while I apply for corporate roles is very on brand for me. 😂

I really think a trait all Courtneys have is that we say the quiet part out loud. It’s a prerequisite for having our name. Think of all the Courtneys you know… You let us know we on speaker when we call, don’t you? 😂

Now what I want to know is what do yall do if you meet someone who is attractive (to you) but the rest of their family family is… less so? I feel like that’s a real concern. Because the baby face may settle a second time. And is that a chance you really want to take?

This just screams, “You’re a diabetic now!” after you have a piece. And I would like a slice of each one. 😂

I feel like people who say looks aren’t important don’t like kissing and being up under somebody. And I just… don’t understand that???

If I use Google search, I always type "-ai" after my search terms, and that removes the ai overview.

If Mahmoud can then so can you!

Today, a Coworker said the NICEST thing to me. She said, “Courtney, people listen to you when you tell them to do things.” Me: That is really sweet, but I don’t really give them an option to not listen. I tell them what to do and then I don’t do it anymore. 😂

Actually? I gotta log off. This conversation got me crying at my desk because I’m thinking of the bullshit I’m still dealing with. I just don’t talk about it anymore because being reminded that HEALTHCARE providers actually don’t care whether I live or die is… something.

This exchange brought me a deep belly laugh. Thank you! 😂

Hello! I’m still trying to get approval for surgery for Stage Four Endo AND Adenomyosis. I’m over it! Having to advocate for myself and navigate my Momma’s medical care with everything going on too? I’m glad I haven’t lost my mind completely.

*click* *click* *click* I am triggered! 🫠

My Momma telling me this my Grandmother’s favorite Gospel song reminded me of the time @simplysope.bsky.social basically told me to call on my Ancestors who wanted good for me BUT leave the ones who do it for the plot alone. See? I’m listening (or trying to anyway).

LOL! Lemme go ask my Momma which relative like this Gospel song. Because this not in my normal rotation.

🗣️ ALL NIGHT! I WOULDN’T GIVE UP! ALL NIGHT! I WOULDN’T LET GO! ALL NIGHT! I JUST HELD ON! I CALLED ON THE LORD ALL NIGHT LONG AND I WOULDN’T LET GO UNTIL HE BLESSED MY SOUL!!!! IM A WITNESS!! THAT! HE! CAME! THROUGH!

I do the same thing. Lol

Might go back to singing these songs to myself in the mirror in the morning before starting my day for real. 🤔

🗣️ I DON’T WANT MY RUNNING TO BE IN VAIN!

🚨Baton Rouge #AmberAlert🚨:

The mystery here is that I’m not pissed off. But I’m going to take this as a win. And go find some breakfast. Lol

I’m so glad I started my day with prayer. I logged on early for a meeting that they cancelled two minutes before the start time. 🫠

I hope she monetized. Her people gonna need that money for medical and/or funeral expenses.

This is an easy one. Who can pitch in?

lol. Wait. This why I started cussing when our car didn’t start this morning. We filled the tank up yesterday. SIXTY-TWO AMERICAN DOLLARS! And it had a quarter tank of gas already.

I didn’t eat enough today. 🫠

Can we raise $300 tonight so I can try to cook/eat tomorrow? Please. 🙏🏾 Please.

I had 5 meetings today. Felt like I was the only person working on them folk job. Smh

Are you mansplaining to me?!?!

Great job! 💗

BINGO! This is it! I said that when we started talking about the implications of Black Women being unemployed like this. We carry so much. SO MUCH!

What’s funny about this is I couldn’t remember why I stopped publicizing that I did resume services. THIS IS WHY! 🫠

I think my enslaved ancestors at the time of this nation's founding would not be surprised at all at where we are now. They'd be like that figures. Crackers stay up to no good.

Helped a man with a resume and interview prep. He got a job. He let me know in a very tame way he was grateful. I wished him luck. His baby mama just messaged me from their toddler’s iPad being very territorial. And I feel like @ceencrumpets.bsky.social might know the question I have now. 😂

When yall post the Barbie memes and I can’t.

I AM IN YET ANOTHER MEETING THAT THE SENIOR OPERATIONS MANAGER IS NOT IN! BOY… this why I be acting like a child with a mouth full of silver teeth. LMAOOOO

Do yall do this to Gavin?

I’m in this meeting holding in this laugh at this Wife-Stealing Stud conversation happening. But just know I’m cackling on the inside. LMAOOOOOOOO

It’s because of the stock market and where they put the investments. 🫠

I’m currently in a meeting. The shit I been complaining about for NINE MONTHS is finally being discussed. LMAOOOOOOOOO