Making myself sick, throwing up, imaging a person who's a really big fan of john krasinski

I only know the characters because my friends make me play tft so some of the arcane posts are really bizarre. What do you mean this guy's an abuser he throws slime bombs

MOTHCUB AND KAMI ARE GONNA KILL YOU

god sent me someone level-headed and patient because ngl i be tweaking

What kinda crazy stuff do you think people were getting up to when god said these guys are sinning so much I gotta flood the whole thing and start over

I got the job!!!!!!!!!! I'm moving!!!!!!

I'm back

Was so excited for TR3N before realizing it was jared leto

that movie about time travelling & inventing the Beatles but for dril tweets

2024.

where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.

They...cured lupus??? www.nature.com/articles/d41... I mean. It's a hella intense, sci-fi treatment, and we're talking only a dozen or two patients, but they have actually knocked down four different autoimmune diseases here and it...works??

I'm having a great week at work. Getting so much wage theft in 😊

A big goal of mine is to one day commit jury nullification

trans liberation is cishet liberation (from compulsory heterosexuality)

Today's blue sky is interrupted by foliage.

you may have theory of mind but i have praxis of mind 🧘‍♀️🧠 i am in ur brain messin around, chewin on the wires, havin a good time

Christ I am so thankful that I have noise canceling headphones finally because there is a baby on this plane who could defeat a hydrogen bomb with the sheer power of their screams

Pokemon sleep find an ingredient mon without a reduced ingredient finding nature challenge (impossible)

Just got a new blend of weed pen AMA

i’m gay

Going deep on illegal kinks (jury nullification)

Love hanging out with my dad and his boyfriend

Twitter recommendations completely broke today.. this mf thinks I'm straight

Just passed a very high skill check of pissing without once looking down at what I was doing

mug gang rise up

After the “rainbow fentanyl” thing last year, I’m eagerly awaiting the next eye roll-inducing “news” trend this Halloween. But as a drug expert, I feel it is my duty to warn you of the following:

"Cats" account that follows like 80k people unfollowed me for this 😔

Hello (26)

How many people are on bluesky? Is it more than 50

late night talks hit different on these

Blocked that Daniel Craig weekend account so fast. I'm leaving gimmick accounts behind, meaningful engagement only

Not sure how long I'm gonna wait to nuke my account on the bad app by wishing elon physical harm

Cheers @evelritual.com

Get absolutely bent

your regular reminder that the oldest active torrent on the internet is a Matrix fan film that just turned 20 years old and is still being seeded the film is just under 129MB and presented in glorious 640x480 resolution

Lately I can't even remember the opposite of standing. Praying for some kind of mnemonic device, perhaps a song

Thinking a lot lately about how in middle school English class there was basically a whole unit criticizing regular germans for not doing more to resist fascism

Do not think I'm gonna be getting in on calling them skeets

Sex gifs

My pokemon sleep code is 7324-0830-6537... if anyone even cares