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The Governor Newsom Press Account is beyond good.

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

You never hear about Hot Milfs in your area anymore. Where did they all go?

this is christian nationalism on full display. this is the most consequential moment in our countries history. this cannot stand, if it does america is finished

Exhausting

If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

boobs

Wow abandonment issues suck. Like what the fuck

Wearing a bar for the first time. This shit is awesome holy fuck

This country fucking sucks

PaRappa's PaRapture

Right wingers when it turns out the most recent terrorist attack was done by a rightwinger again (They’re like 0-97 at this point)

How Iowa honors its Union soldiers from the civil war lmao

The rapture actually happened yesterday, but sadly no humans qualified so no one noticed.

Big woman fan ngl

I wanted to experiment with folding in clothes and ambient occlusion so here's the silly trans girl you all know! Bridget! #GuiltyGear #FGC #Bridget #Transgender #Transmtf

The power of love should be able to bend spacetime so I don’t have to pay $1000 on a plane ticket to see my girlfriend

Wish I remembered last night Feel like something important happened then

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Fahrenheit 451 warned us about the consequences of AI slop

Yeah, I goon what’re you gonna do about it

Abundantly stupid

This would be so fucking funny Of course he’s gonna have a bounty higher than John Wick if he gets off scott free

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

wish we lived in a good country that wasn’t dog shit and stupid

that's the thing about haters... their tits are so fucking fat ....

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Holy fuck where was this meme when I needed it last weekend LMAO 😭

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“Do you condemn political violence” has become the new “Do you condemn Hamas”

Hiding the truth.

Wonder if the people who supported the gofundme for the n-word lady would support gofundmes for the people fired for making jokes of the Kirk situation?

They're continuing Charlie Kirk's "work".

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

"Gender Ideology" is do-I-get-to-exist. "Just asking questions" - yes, the question is, do-I-get-to-exist. "Shoving it down our throats" - Existing. "Debate" - yes, over whether I get to exist. "I was shut down by the far left" - when you said people don't/shouldn't exist.

I like it when gay people do stuff

Charlie Kirk said that President Biden should be executed bsky.app/profile/matt...