inspired by americans posting bad australian flags on reddit and then trying to defend them as actually genius, i have made some of my own intentionally uninspired australian flag designs. enjoy. (authors note: I don't think any of these are good ideas)

nobody just asks "are you gay?" anymore, am i supposed to carry a protractor with me everywhere or what

ok hear me out: star trek au, where there happened to be a furry con at that old missile silo in bozeman montana, and the vulcans make first contact with normal-guy zefram cochrane and also a bunch of fursiters. from then on every alien thinks its weird when they meet a human who _isn't_ a furry […]

being in a polycule is like having a supportive statler and waldorf living in your apartment

🚨 BABY ALERT 🚨 #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #puppy

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BNUUY

alec technology connections, i love your work, but i am not paying forty australian dollarydoos plus shipping for dishwasher powder

i agree robotfucker #shitpost

don't know what time it is? simply imagine a clock. it'll be wrong

[hades II not-spoilers, stupid and lewd] when poseidon makes you finish he keeps going and says "_have another!_ "

Dear Princess Celestia, I'm in a faraway place. But I'm all right because I know you're coming to rescue me! P.S. I hope this gift will come in handy. #chost

ok i'll make a yingletrabbit

concept: neotribble emotes

concept: star trek, but everyone on the enterprise is just a normal rabbit all the other characters respond as if they're talking and having proper conversations but every time you see anyone from the crew it's just a regular bunny. doing whatever

Something interesting was brought in from outside the other day. 😯 We of course have both been #Bunvestigating 🔍🐇🐇. In the past BunMum would give us basil to try and we always turned our noses up at it- but we are finding it’s actually tasty directly […] [Original post on mastodon.thirring.org]

rabbit fact: rabbits need to spend at least one (1) hour a day eating your cables. make sure your bunny has enough cables to eat for them to be satisfied! #rabbit #rabbits #bunny #bunnies

sometimes we'll egg amber (:neofox_floof_w_:) into doing a little fox yip. sometimes she'll do a little _arf!_ , other times she'll do a long primal scream. like tonight, for all the neighbours to hear

my favourite plushie: 350 watt-hour ebike battery

the great Australian passtime is asking what someone from another state calls something and then going "ha! that's fuckin' stupid" anyway jess calls mini franks "cheerios" and another mate calls them "cockweiners"

wikipedia says kiwi cheezels suck

two years ago our resident hare dug herself a soft spot on the front lawn, and sat in it for weeks. twice a year - in the spring and autumn - she returns to that exact spot and has a good sit for a few days. she arrived this morning #rabbits #urbananimals #animals #yeg

buny who is kinda just figuring themself out right now, and it's not really anybunny else's business as long as it makes them happy y'know?

youtube needs a "i just dont want to see that god-awful thumbnail" button. like, i dont want to "don't reccomend this channel", it's something i might watch if i had time, but that thumbnail is awful to see in my periphery please get it away from me

anyways imagine a bunnygirl and catgirl are dating and someone at a party jokingly asks "who wears the pants in your relationship", and they both instantly say "ME!" very confidently and then just stare at each other in confusion and nobody knows what's going on ...cool thanks for imagining that :)

one fun fact i love is that bunnies and cats will often be friends because their behaviors for social hierarchies are inverted. if a cat grooms a bunny, the bunny thinks it's getting special attention, while the cat is establishing a dominant/protective role, so they BOTH think they're in charge lol

Open your wallet and a moth flies out. Not because you're broke, you use your phone to pay now, your wallet is just where you keep your moth.

[tiktok / oracle] i don't like any party on any side of the whole thing but whoever it is doing this for Oracle has gotta make it into some kinda Lobbyist Hall of Fame right? "please give our company (that still exists for some unexplainable reason) a money printing machine. thanks"

what's the UK equivalent of being deutsche bahn'd? for theorycrafting purposes #jetlagthegame

holy crap they got the _right door_ #tramwm

first contact stories in sci fi give people unrealistic expectations for what aliens will look like when we find life for the first time. obviously the first alien bacteria we find won't have huge tits. it'll have like. b cups at most. c'mon.

the way they translated START WALKING also amuses me. GAKK

Diversity win! You can now play as **Luigi**.

the lines between "awawa", "shy guy noise", "yoshi noise", and "meow" are quite blurred at times

squiglet yinglet. send chost

jess discovered the mini motorways creative mode

[kink mention but the post isn't lewd at all] discovering new pride flags on my travels

beautiful women are always telling me `There's a problem with the clipboard, but you can still paste your content within this workbook`

the hardest part of being a cyclist in a city is resisting the urge to just ride straight into stopped cars just to prove the point that they shouldn't be stopped there

people are always asking me to "hop up" (because im a rabbit), but maybe i just want to flop down instead??

feel bad because _stomach bad_ and no energy -> play game -> hyperfocus on game for 6 hours -> feel bad that ive completely wasted my afternoon :bunhdsad:

@irina in response someone out their buns on a trampoline

still sad that the bunnies on a trampoline video was fake. bunnies should be allowed to have fun bouncing on a tramapoline

european road signs are dumb. bikes only? picture of a bike. bikes prohibited? picture of a bike

every man a fops

didn't take my ADHD meds today, and also for some reason I feel exactly like I usually do when I don't take my ADHD meds. I wonder what's up with that. why is this happening. I wish I could figure out the cause but the answer eludes me