every now and then I see the rear end of a Scion/Toyota iA and go "wait Toyota copied a Mazda3?" and then I remember no they copied a _Mazda2_ , a car whose existence I keep forgetting about #weirdcarmastodon

it's fucked man (star-struck eyes)

[the amazing digital circus episode 9 thoughts (spoiler-heavy)] y'know, I didn't think they could pull off brain scan theory, but they pulled off brain scan theory! I was crying at the real life reveals it was so sweet. people on the internet were mad that caine got redeemed by just showing up […]

I am so all-in on Montreal's big, weird ring.

[canadian political history] I'm watching this youtube video about the history of the alberta oil sands what do you mean this is the _second_ time a trudeau who was in power for a long time, pissing off alberta with his energy policies, was replaced by a progressive conservative who […]

glean by they might be giants is _so good_ I might be biased because I was around for dial-a-song 2015, and glean is basically the greatest hits of that but mannnn it's so good

so I pick up all spam calls right I pick up this one, and say in my best fem voice, "hello?" the robot lady tells me, "I'm sorry. This is not a valid extension," and hangs up ???????????????

tends at scandium in ~ % ls -l | grep Downloads d-wx--x--x. 5 tends tends 12288 Jun 5 11:54 Downloads what? why? why are you like this?

[tadc, pre-ep9] I gotta steal caine's tendency to say something completely incomprehensible and then say "that's right," before launching into an explanation

trying to fit more than 80 minutes of audio on a disc

have we consiederef that my stainless steel pan is TOO hot and sexy (burned the butter I was going to cook the omelette in)

there's no place like

there's a person standing on my street yelling at everyone asking them if they like that olivia chow removed their parking spots and telling them not to vote for her #toronto

woke up and my work laptop was just sitting at my desk, fan spinning at 100% turned it on, plasmashell had 100% CPU usage `killall plasmashell && run plasmashell` it's fine now weird????

When oft you feel a mighty need To play games fast, recall this creed: No matter what your random seed, There is no cap on backwards speed. When forwards fast you want to go, There's something big you need to know: Negated numbers grow and grow! There is no […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

nimby about bedtime ig

I've written my username with ink often enough that I seem to have developed ligatures for ty and tw in my handwriting

big fan of advertisements that go "you're never gonna get a deal like this ever again, this is your one shot, don't fucking blow it son, this is what we fight for" and it's a 5% off on all orders over $800

pictured: the common grackle says "fuck you I am going to go far from you" and flies off after I accidentally call it the "common grungler" for the fifth time

jamie: why did the Minecraft chicken cross the road? jamie: to get to the other chunk @boldblazer

jamie: west coast best coast me: well, y'know... east coast beast coast jamie: MR BEEEASSSSTT me: TEAR DOWN THIS WALL @boldblazer

every time I open bluesky those guys are mad about something I thought I could just find car people there man

good ol' curl -L https://download.fedoraproject.org/... | sudo dd of=/dev/sda

"you can't unscramble an omelette in newfoundland" – dominic leblanc

did I just have D+/D- polarity backwards? YES OF COURSE I DID …but I **have already tried flipping the wires** before!! the USB superposition meme is unbeatable (I think I might've just failed at reading dmesg that time, thinking it didn't really show up when it did?)

OH: "this will inform my nightmares tonight... in a good way! good nightmares!"

every day I go into the r/deltarune discord server and argue about theories for 10-15 minutes with people before logging off and going about my day normally

Setup is starting Windows

I find CBC Front Burner's intro so funny: _(hopeful piano leadup)_ "hey everybody it's jamie" _(tense main melody begins to play)_

@boldblazer looking at the ferrari luce: "if you told me this was a Hyundai IONIQ 67, I'd believe you" #weirdcarmastodon

huh, apparently I've gotten an HTTP request from referer qiita.com in the last 24 hours what's that?

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@tendstofortytwo/116624852332930255 test quote

so I was in my car today, in a narrow one-lane one-way road, waiting to turn left onto a major road this Audi Q3, I shit you not, climbs onto the sidewalk, and with two wheels, and with most of its width on the sidewalk and two wheels barely hooked onto the road, drives past me and turns right […]

get preempted, idiot

WHY can my thinkpad t61 not do 640x480

ran out of splenda so I'm having my morning coffee with maple syrup 😅

your honor I was simply obeying the inscrutable exhortations of my soul

big fan of the genre of youtuber who makes video essays about parts of early-2000s internet while dressed appropriately for the subculture they're talking about

you can really tell I've improved in my cooking in the last two years back then, when I'd try to make chili paneer, I'd completely screw up the part where you fry the paneer. the batter slips off the paneer and into the pan, completely getting burned. the paneer, meanwhile, sticks to the pan […]

I made a coffee drink, and also got mildly mad about the province for not taking care of an extremely cute bird https://prose.nsood.in/piping-plover

can you tell when I got off a video call

sad to say it's been long enough that autocorrect doesn't fix it to mathNEWS anymore

setting a song currently in my music rotation as my ringtone is always so tempting but always such a mistake now I hear triple baka and wonder who's calling

y'know, grosvenor implies the existence of mincevenor

people on r/personalfinancecanada are talking about their trucks' mileage 12L/100km?? 16??? 20?!!?!?!? how can they _possibly_ justify keeping these things on the road man

owo _(notices your bulge)_

anime main character energy

listening to dariacore this music seems to be less flavor more mouthfeel ngl not that I don't mind good mouthfeel

Also, in my opinion, an _RSS/ATOM Feed_ is the single brst thing you can do to set people up to read the things you want to write. Corporate social media? Whatever you post will be swamped by what they’re pushing. Fediverse microblogging? _It’s an unsorted, undifferentiated timeline!_ People […]

yooooooo signal finally isn't doing the thing where they generate one brand new backup file for every day you run a backup, so unless you have some sort of a "clear old signal backups" script you'll fill up your storage space with old backups 🤩 they now seem to generate a bunch of small files […]