song that's the most danceable beat ever with lyrics like, "can't stop the rainfall of sadness in my eyes"

loud music my beloathed

i'm curious about what it's like to be behind a CGNAT (where you share a single IPv4 address with many other people). are you in that situation? are they any downsides?

posting this for no reason whatsoever please don't go look at my car

I'm at the haircut place and a guy is talking in an excited monotone about how he just bought two more old cars to fix up and work on, and that all his cars are old enough to have cassette players soooooooooo true

folks, something revolutionary is happening I just heard the TTC train operator's voice loudly and clearly #toronto #TTC

filmer SHOCKED as locke DESTROYS so-called "divine right of kings" with FACTS and LOGIC

the eight stages of grief: - Prefetch - Fetch - Align - Decode - Queue - Register - Execute - Write

forgot go doesn't have switch case fallthrough and wrote switch thing { case A: case B: case C: return 42 } return -1 🥴

just got the luckiest streetcar rng ever (car arrived with sitting space right as I walked up to the stop, both on my way to the location _and_ my way back)

the xkcd "my code's compiling" but with "CI's running"

if I had a nickel for every time I rented a car and had the wiper fluid run out on me halfway through the trip, resulting in a dangerously salt-caked windshield until I pulled over and refilled the wiper fluid, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's _really fuckin annoying_ that it […]

nextcloud is great but every so often the android app just stops uploading stuff and I need to reconfigure it from scratch to get it to work

so like I'm a simple guy, right. someone on the fediverse makes Wii cursors,1 I go "woag", and I install them on my steam deck. my use case for this is that my steam deck (in desktop mode, connected to my TV) is how I watch jellyfin. so 90% of the time I'm looking at a cursor, I'm in firefox […]

[open if french speaker] je faus tu faus elle/on faut nous fallons vous fallez ils/elles/on fallont

[a dream that I had (when the post ends is when I wake up)] a bunch of seared dumplings covered on one side by a leaf: _(are on the dining table)_ my grandma: this is steve me: _(telling my friends about this)_ so because of how hindi works I'm not actually sure whether the collective of […]

me: _(extremely long rant about a car)_ the rest of the group chat:

kinda guy who's perpetually in a state of shrewd, dawning realization

somehow it's only on my more productive days that I forget to take my HRT -.-

just got an email from the dealership saying "welcome to the Acura family!" I bought this car nine months ago, folks. you're a little late

shallot and egg in my buldak ramen, I'm being low-energy like a king today

my very traditionalist french teacher when she finds out that "je prenais un taxi qui se conduisait" and also that "mon meilleure amie est une fille"[1], tells me, "you are playing with fire every day! how can you live so dangerously..." [1]: I'm pretty sure she genders me as a guy (I am okay […]

just realized that my car infotainment system is just like a Nintendo 2DS * there's two screens * the top screen is bigger and where all the major functionality is * the bottom screen is a sidekick with some extra user interaction * the top screen can only be interacted with the buttons […]

it's been six years and a bit and I still don't understand what the purpose of a coffee chat (tech worker meaning) is

got madam'd on the subway... it really works as long as I don't speak, huh

tired and eepy... waiting for the water filter to filter the water so I can drink the water and then go to sleep...

man I can't run a 5k anymore but I sure am glad I can run far enough to catch a streetcar whenever I want

I have two broken Compaq Presario 1220s that I'm trying assemble into one working one. this has been made harder by the fact that all the disassembly guides for these computers refer to models 1230+, and those seem to be constructed just slightly differently enough that the instructions look […]

#deltarune theory: at some point the entire hometown _will_ be covered in darkness, we'll be able to explore the whole place as a giant "dark world", and wherever kris puts eggs in the overworld we will see some hint of a past memory that they're subconsciously hiding away, and that's the entire […]

my "I promise not to dox you to david cochrane, beloved host of CBC's power and politics" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

love the phrasing that implies that my points expiring was the final straw that made them shut the whole thing down

I'm a sucker for acknowledgement. love to see an "okay!" or a "got it" or even an "ok" or a "👍". my worst nightmare is saying something and not hearing back. okay, maybe like my fourth worst nightmare. it's still up there, okay

I made a 10+ hour playlist that's just all the OSTs from all the racing games I've ever played in my life and putting it on shuffle is SO good for locking in

art

got that autism that makes it so every time i hear "QuickTime event" i think of the fuckin apple QuickTime notification that it needs updating

on a dark desert highway, in the time before the night on a cold winter morning, cool wind in my hair

companies looooove to take out a giant billboard and put giant text on it that says **It's back.** with an image behind the text of a product that you have never seen before in your life (and the name of the product off in the corner so you know what it is [because you've never seen that product […]

_(condenses your milk)_

sentenced to going downstairs after leg day

oh yeah also if you didn't know, someone recently told me about https://bustime.ttc.ca, which lets you type the bus/train stop codes (the ones you text to 898-882) on a mobile-friendly web interface instead, and then it _hot-refreshes_ , and also lets you bookmark nearby stop codes so you can […]

I'm on the dufferin bus and it's soooooooooo gooooooooooood it's like ten billion miles an hour faster than the bathurst streetcar (which also got the special lanes?) I'm literally zooming south here. and this is somehow also true of the 29, not just the 929 #toronto #TTC

mastledong has no `@WednesdayOr` bot, this is a travesty

* wake me up (wake me up inside) * wake me up (wake me up with CD-ROM support)

how is it TEN DEGREES CELSIUS in the month of our linux desktop january should I bring out the fuckin summer tires again or what #toronto

I'm reading this book and I think it's either yanking my chain or knocking some sense into me, and it's unclear which one yet

"forget what you heard about modern love" — neon trees also, "I guess it's love in the 21st century" — neon trees 🤨

omg are the ninjio hacker girls lesbians

I've somehow normalized the use of the 📝 emoji in one of my friend groups as "taking notes, learning from your wisdom"

google app sends me a notification congratulating me for getting 300 clicks on my website in the past 28 days I click the notification it opens the google app to an error 400 screen very good