washing in my sink right after a meal hey that pan is stained a great deal dish—wa—sher how about I scrub I'll use a hundred pumps of dish soap little do you know my sponge can abrase I'mma get all the burnt-on glaze pulverize this mulch with my bergünsponge you're gonna get washed up SPONGE

weee I'm on a roll with blog posts recently. this one's just a quick post documenting how I did authentication for #navidrome that's exposed over #tailscale https://prose.nsood.in/navidrome-tailscale

the phrase "chekhov's gun" has done incalculable amounts of damage to the #deltarune theoryverse

I'm in the r/hardware trenches powerscaling chip foundries

programming question: have you ever heard of a map that computes its own contents? I seem to have invented one, and I'm trying to figure out if this is a special case of a more useful concept. here's some more details in blog post form: https://prose.nsood.in/automap #askfedi (hope it's okay to […]

I broke my brita filter and have been drinking significantly less water as a result 🥴

what's everyone's favorite ergonomic keyboard #lazyweb #askfedi

someone sent me I / Me / Myself by Will Wood a few weeks ago and I can't get "Just little old me in a big, big world (OwO)" out of my head

I wrote a blog post about burning an audio CD https://prose.nsood.in/mixdisc

I wanna add the same color picker system to my blog that my main website has but there's just so many more colors and so many more components it'll take ten billion years to properly check every UI change for accessibility and contrast and stuff

I wrote a blog post about burning an audio CD https://prose.nsood.in/mixdisc

I will never forgive chiropractors for having a name that sounds like a cool dinosaur (good, exciting) but instead is just a fake doctor (bad, misinformation)

it seems like the most reliable way to make it rain is to plan a car wash that day -.-

I should host guests more often, it forces me to make the place look livable

he's dead. they killed him

just claybar-ed my glass stove if I had a nickel for every time I used an automotive cleaning solution to clean a part of my house, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #weirdcarmastodon

holy shit they JUST like me fr

ulnar nerve my beloathed

just heard a tesla making engine noises??? what???? maybe it wasn't real, cause it didn't seem to be emitting exhaust fumes...

phenomenal, I got a $1 charge for not picking up a library hold because I forgot I had the hold and the #toronto public library can't deliver email to my email address I don't mind paying the $1, the library can have the dollar tbh, but please you're the only people in year of our SMTP 2025 […]

no good coffee has ever come out of a "cafe" that also sells alcohol #toronto #coffee

if I had a nickel for every time a business asked me for a picture showing success at their place to post on their instagram, (...) two nickels (...) happened twice

the phrase "either A or B" means `A ^ B` and the phrase "A or B" means `A | B` cmv

I am starting to think that my deez nuts jokes might be getting a bit much for my friends

work PR whose diff has the string `extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer` just got approved this is why you should write more tests

hmm, interesting this coffee shop's payment processing system can dereference the google pay credit card and see the original card number it said `American Express ••••1234", then "American Express ••••5678" and then "American Express ••••1234" again where 1234 is my normal card number and […]

man it's like middle of september how does this coffee shop still have a SPRING IT ON! banner

no joke I think the single most effective effort-to-result change that The Tech Internet could make for usability is to move the github readme above the github file list

god bless #toronto for chasing away the racists at christie pits again

fae who's annoyed cause they can't figure out how to refer to someone without going "may I have a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide, transferrable license to your name for purpose of reference"

_(mildly exasperated, talking to mom voice)_ yes, gaster. let's hasten. #deltarune

@fastmail android app works offline now lfggggggggggg

potassium sorbet

_(sang to the tune of Spadina Bus)_ spadina balls

me when a tech company emails me saying their product just got better 😨

personally I think it's a little dumb that if @signalapp can't run a chat backup _once_ then it disables backups entirely and if you re-enable it the decryption key has been rotated so now you have to find a new piece of paper to put it on, because that means that storing your chat backups […]

if you ever need encouragement to get back up again after they knock you down, over and over and over again, just remember that the municipal speed camera on Parkside Drive will be proud of you https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/parkside-drive-speed-camera-vandalized-7th-time-1.7627450 […]

I see @Andy is catching up on me lore

you know what, screw you _(untamps your espresso)_

me driving: la de da de da de da de day oh me transiting: we need to destroy all cars with the drivers inside using the strongest lasers known to mankind #toronto #TTC

"it's well-defined in my head, okay?" — @boldblazer

"it's well-defined in my head" — @boldblazer

renaming my fedi profile to "tends" to just embrace the nickname and then realizing I already do this on most discord servers I'm on

why are they flying airplanes the air show is over #toronto

every time I wear out my running shoes and get new ones, I'm moving from completely deflated rubber soles to fresh springy ones, so I always feel like two inches taller and way bouncier

a few weeks ago I had a mild hyperfixation about a barely-prerelease copy of windows 7 and so here's a blog post about it https://prose.nsood.in/win7-pre-rtm

switched to vscodium from the closed source one, and there is such a cute purple light mode theme in the stock themes list, but unfortunately it has terrible contrast for some reason??