Happy #euphoria Sunday. I expect some bullshit but here we are.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

If Kyle Gass shows up I’m gonna FLIP #SNL

I can’t help it. I love a good 5 timers bit. #SNL

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Getting back into the groove of working on @parksavvy.app after a bit of a break. Likes now work "optimistically", which just means the app kind of assumes you can like a post without waiting for the full response. Should feel a little more instantaneous. #atproto

16 noms and only 4 wins lmao Academy can eat shit

Timothèe about to get that Oscar at age 50, acting his ass off the worst film humanly possible. #oscars

Timmy lost and Hudson went to the Oscars before Connor. I know she’s HOT. #oscars

Girl let Miss Jessie collect her award so we can go to bed #oscars

……wtf is going on #oscars

Michael B. Jordan is now the sixth Black actor to win Best Actor at the Oscars. Joining Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Forest Whitaker and Will Smith.

PAYING HOMAGE TO WILL SMITH I KNOW THATS MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT MICHAEL #Oscars2026

MBJ BECOMES THE SIXTH BLACK ACTOR TO WIN LEAD #oscars

I truly have no idea who’s about to win. The internet is about to be annoying regardless. #oscars

Oh my god corny lame BOOOOO Adrien you’re DOING TOO MUCH 🍅 #oscars

Seated to watch Diane Warren lose for the billionth time #Oscars

Sentimental Value hive, we left with something!!!! #oscars

Autumn Durald Arkpaw is the first woman EVER to win Best Cinematography at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Girl, whatever.

We are here. #oscars

Ryan Coogler!!! #oscars

PTA is FINALLY an Oscar winner #oscars

Yeah, I think I’ve officially accepted that Sinners ain’t walking out with Best Picture. #oscars

They used the gif!! #oscars

Kieran clocked in and clocked out, he was ready to go home lmao #oscars

Yes, he did the role well. But did Sean Penn need another Oscar?! JACOB AND STELLAN YOU WILL BE AVENGED #oscars

Fun fact: this is the 7th tie in #oscars history

Yeah it makes sense that this awards season had a tie lmao #oscars

Frankenstein about to SWEEP in costume, hair and makeup and production design. Yes sirrrrr #oscars

Honestly thought I entered flow state the first time I saw the I Lied to You sequence in theaters. #oscars

MILES' MIC WAS ONNNNN #Oscars2026

Miles Caton is so talented, he’s got a looong career ahead of him #oscars

MOTHER MADIGAN!!!!! #oscars

Before they announce this as the first award of the night, I have to rave about this lineup again. A phenomenal group that each would’ve been winning performances in any other year. Any of them winning would be a gag!!! #oscars

For the love of god please let that be the only opera and ballet joke of the night I’m TIRED. #oscars

Conan is always so happy to look crazy as hell. That’s my GOAT. #oscars

I love awards season. And I’m so excited we’re at the end of the long ass season. #oscars

Every advertisement for Draft Kings or Fan Duel is a reminder that we live in hell #oscars

It is finally, fiiiiiinally Oscars Sunday and this is the most confusing race we’ve had in a long time with the most unserious discourse. Please, never again host this after February 28th. Here are my guesses (I do not have specific picks except Jessie Buckley because duh):

Yall think James Austin Johnson looks at himself in the mirror at 11:20 PM every Saturday night in his Trump drag like this? #SNL

I’m gonna hear Darrell Hammond say ladies and gentleman Connor Storrie and start levitating #SNL

supporting actress is a RACEEEEE!!!

I see I missed nothing by skipping #thetraitorsus tonight.

THEY GOT NATALIE??? #ripratalie #thetraitorsus

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Imagine how entertaining & exciting it would have been at this point in the season if Ian, Rob C & Tiffany were still in the castle #TheTraitorsUS

Stephen’s game is dunzo. Let the rain fall down and wake his dreams, I guess. #thetraitorsUS

I liked this season so far bc it was fun but I think the Rob/Candiace dynamic was keeping me hooked. This episode is so dry that I'm no longer having fun. #TheTraitorsUS