Tim Robinson might be the funniest person on the planet

Felt pretty good to wake up with a heart full of hope this morning 💖

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.

The people want socialism 🙏

What a very, very, very good day ❤️

“Who suffered more: Jesus Christ or Andy Cohen?” — @amdeeeeeee.bsky.social

How are y’all using AI for anything even remotely important? Every time I have tried it, the response it gives is laughably incorrect.

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

Realistically, how do we get more theme park people over here, including official accounts and news outlets? I’m hoping @parksavvy.app will pull a lot of people over, but until then…

New awareness campaign

More theme park lagoons pls

You’re doing amazing, sweetie

That’s a wrap for #HHN34 for me! Final rankings: 1. Galkn 2. El Artista 3. Hatchet and Chains 4. Terrifier 5. Jason 6. FNAF 7. Wyatt Sicks 8. Grave 9. Fallout 10. Dolls

Vegan Citrus Baklava with walnuts and pistachios, vegan vanilla gelato, and coconut honey (which I had never heard of) I don’t always order dessert, but this was outstanding 😍

Now I’ve Pad the Thai-me of my life… 🎶

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Enjoying Mythos while I still can 🥺💔

Back at work on the social feed! This probably looks pretty familiar, but it works completely differently. Instead of using Bluesky posts, we’ll be using a custom #atproto lexicon. Basically, it’s the best of both worlds: your data is still yours, but Parksavvy posts will be more Parksavvy-y.

😍😍😍

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Lovebug

Cake by the Ocean

Waffle House

Sucker

SOS

Jonas Brothers!

Gives You Hell

Move Along

Swing, Swing

The All-American Rejects!

🗺️ You’ll be able to view the Map in grayscale, color, or with satellite imagery!

🗺️ Big improvements to the mobile UX on the Map page Pretty important since it’s most handy when used from inside the parks 👍

I need Neopets but on #atproto

So much has happened since the last update, but not too much to show unfortunately… But peep that Bluesky branding on the Sign In page!

The Life of Chuck (2025) ★★★★ Once the credits started rolling, I just sat in silence for a good 10 minutes. That’s it. That’s the review.

At this point, I’m just ready to go all-in with #atproto. Bluesky is already my new Tw*tter. Skylight can be my new TikTok. Popfeed can be my new Letterboxd. Flashes can be my new Instagram. One account to rule them all 😈

Meanwhile at AWS

How will we continue to provide value to shareholders if we run out of fresh young workers to exploit?

I’m trying to cook at home more, so today I pulled out the crockpot and made this marry me chicken pasta with sun-dried tomatoes and cavatappi noodles 👨‍🍳

Rescued the 3DTV from storage, propped it up on a barstool because I didn’t keep the mount, set it on a potholder/old towel to prevent slipping, tied it with a belt to the back of the chair… …all so @amdeeeeeee.bsky.social can experience Tron Legacy for the first time the way that God intended

Very mild take: if I’m watching a show on streaming, there shouldn’t be any bleeps

UNTIL IT'S DONE, Ep. 2 When the Brownsville Clinic opened in 1916, it was the first birth control center in America. Its very existence felt impossible. For young women, it was a lifeline. 109 years later, the Clinic is long closed—but Brownsville mothers are still struggling.

If this is his reaction to one broken escalator, Universal better pray he never visits CityWalk

I can't think of a better example of spatial storytelling in any theme park anywhere

Canceled Disney+ ✌️

Is there a good resource for those old Travel Channel/Discovery Channel theme park specials from the early 2000s? I’m trying to find the one I recorded on VHS and watched basically every day lmao