repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

ideal fandom setup for me remains something that's been over for a couple of years at least and has some little speedbump of a barrier to entry such as the patience to read subtitles or to tell dozens of guys in with uniforms and muttonchops apart in the dark

m’ushroom 🍄‍🟫

FUCKIJG TICKS RUINING MY HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

vital new fandom strats: - find the worst take or three, block everyone involved - locate & befriend the freaks

polish ice cream parlours truly spoiling me, had an insane elderflower/rose/fig with poppyseed combo just now and I’m in heaven (sadly no photo as was too lost in the sauce)

bridget jones diary on the telly and hoo boy. a lot about that aged poorly

@wistfulnecromancer.bsky.social hello friend!!!!

was wondering why i was suddenly seeing much more nsfw stuff on my timeline thank you poland 🖤

Streaming services with a "Popular" section should let me sort it low to high. Show me the weirdest, crustiest filler you have. The stuff nobody's ever even clicked on.

was on the bus with my mum just now and this older lady kept looking at me which like, whatever, she’s an older lady, she can do whatever she likes as we were getting up to leave, she stopped my mum and congratulated her on having a very pretty child :’)

jean reno one of the faces of all time huh

putting this on your timeline again

you know what would rule. a charity shop at the airport. no i’m not just saying this bc i JUST realised i forgot to pack my favourite lightweight cardigan for this trip

as a society we never should've moved away from wired earbuds. i accidentally put mine through the wash a while back and tested them just now, the only thing that's wrong with them is the silicone casing on the wires degrading a bit (it's gone that weird sorta sticky feel)

CONUNDRUM: i need to travel to the airport and chill in there for 6-7 hours before my flight (temps predicted: 5-8°c, airport is decently warm but i know i’ll be chilly bc i won’t have slept properly) but once i land in poland it’ll be 26°c how in the FUCK do i dress for that

i have, in my hubris, forgotten that no matter how well i scrub and thoroughly cook shop-bought mushrooms, they WILL give me stomach issues. so next time i make this will be using wild mushrooms ONLY

jesus christ i forgot i have a whole fucking kohlrabi still in the fridge. airport snack for the weekend i guess!!

making a romani cabbage and chestnut pie from the “kapusta” cookbook - i think my copy might’ve been a proof, as there’s some typos in there, but that doesn’t take away from the fact i’m psyched out of my GOURD for that thang

you ever wonder whatever happened to james somerton. i know he had that wedding photography business before that also got busted for plagiarism but i haven’t heard a peep about him since

being on annual leave rules, i just made chickpea flour pancakes topped with yoghurt and blueberry + maple syrup compote and now i’m having a leisurely breakfast while revisiting the tale of the muppet joker

the world can be a deeply horrible place sometimes but then i come across videos of people dancing in the street together and it never fails to make me happy cry

apple crumble and coffee in bed, ideal start to my wednesday morning

My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever

really enjoyed doing chores/doing sewing prep with this in the background, highly recommend if you're wanting unobtrusive but funky tunes to do things to: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGtL...

Modem dial up sounds create a protective barrier btwn the internet and your mind, need to bring it back

Girl, I am losing my mind

Just as written records from the lost Franklin Expedition were within reach, Canada is having to pull the plug on archaeological excavation of HMS Erebus & Terror. loganzachary.substack.com/p/illuminato...

parks canada please the people need to know what's in crozier's drawers

A very happy birthday to Alexander McDonald, born in Laurencekirk #OTD in 1817. Alexander was assistant surgeon on #HMSTerror and was lost with the #FranklinExpedition. And he was, without doubt, goth AF. @scottpolar.bsky.social holds some of his letters: each one sealed with a blood red skull.

‪Busting out these when it rains, this is too much power ‬

babe the pig tonsure moment

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

@ripeteeth.bsky.social hey teeth. some frankenstein gender for you www.tumblr.com/horriblesupp...

laughed so loud about this at work that i had to explain the franklin expedition to yet another 22-year-old coworker

tired of current events, i only want old events. babe wake me up when they decode the voynich manuscript

i don’t get paid enough to deal with half the fucking nonsense i’ve been dealing with since may

bought a book on slimes and also on willem barentsz, work gave me a £50 am*zon voucher, chatted with my fave academics, got some cotton candy grapes and then got thoroughly soaked on my way home (my shoes are full of mud) ideal day actually

Happy 2014 everyone 🫠 #theycravethatmineral Thranduil and Jareth plus infants (It was a request and my friend told me it was 2014 coded) #thranduil #jareth #lordoftherings #labyrinth #thehobbit

👉 Mammoth Hog 👈

nothing quite like hearing the news that russian drones have invaded polish airspace. all i fucking need right now on top of everything else is another goddamn war in my home country

we’re so back

being able to make clothes rules bc i can make them exactly to my specifications but it sucks in a huge way bc i have to make them with my inconsistent brain. what do you mean this skirt could take anywhere between a day and three years to make

the adrien de gerlache wikipedia tab stays open during sex

starting soup season strong with a leek, potato and cavolo nero number because i was too lazy to make chickpea flour gnocchi by hand

one of my fave things is listening to people talk about media i've never interacted with. yes i WILL listen to your podcast about the financial decisions of the sex and the city girlies, no i have never seen a single episode of the show