🎶 early in the morning, risin' to the street🎵 (crunching knee sounds)

All machines must now be gendered. My toaster has tits.

I had to explain CS 1.6 to one of my coworkers who plays Counter-Strike 2. Animated mouths ajar, blaring Zombie Nation. Wall-to-wall wildly pornographic custom sprays. We had it all, didn’t we?

What’s more romantic than a liminal space with an ominous presence of dread?

guy who calls the most recent game they’ve beaten “GAME OF THE YEAR”

It’s been a long while since I’ve participated in a play-by-post game, but I’ve come prepared: thesaurus(dot)com is bookmarked and ready for my stupid words

Hmmm, I might be a Sith for Halloween this year. 🤔 I should probably order some red/orange contacts now if that’s the case. Might need some Clear Eyes drops too for the bit.

‘Go forth and commit the most atrocious acts of violence in the name of the country’ has sort of been the case for American foreign policy for a while now. Hearing it from a drunk clown changes nothing, really.

Accidentally fell asleep too early, now I’m wide awake at 3 am

Motherhood comes in all shapes, and sometimes it looks like setting up a brutality at a tournament

Kero Kero Bonito and coffee in the morning has me feeling like an imported Barbie ✨☕️✨

If you visit my place, expect some music to be playing

Me when I have to trade off a file I didn't expect anyone else to use.

This is just a friendly reminder to start thinking up spooky usernames for October 🦇 🎃👻

I took an excedrin this morning and now I can’t stop speedrunning Cars 3: Driven to Win any%

Making more sauce for the sauce-gods #foodsky (is that a hashtag people use?)

Stayed up WAY too late playing nearly a 5-hour-long commander game, and get this; these sickos want to do it again tonight

can't wait for tomorrow

guy who thinks hes been isekai'd but really just got a concussion

Today’s turned into a day of chores and making sauce, thanks to the Amish who gave me a metric ton of tomatoes from the farmers market. Here’s for hoping I have enough jars 🍅

Whoa, bsky is getting some wild bot accounts on here. I really don’t want to see this app become like elon‘s hell hole.

No one should get violent threats. But if you’re gonna change your vote because of it, you should resign. I’Ve been getting violent threats all week and not only do I have no intention of shutting up, I think it’s evidence that we need to say it louder

man, i cannot stress how great it is just *knowing* how to cook.

The only bad thing about loving sumo in my time zone is that you stay up till the ungodly hour of 4 am to see division one

The Redcaps are eating GOOD here in Changeling #WoD #VtM

Oh crap, I need to figure out a Halloween costume

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

I’ve been working on some gruff southern drawl voice work, and I need a suitable table to showcase this newfound power.

So, let me get this right. We’ve decided to label those who stand against fascism as terrorists before officially giving the same title to the actual Nazis. I think all the canaries are dead.

The real tragedy here is that Bill Maher still has a show.

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Someone decided to microwave sauerkraut in the office microwave. I’ve notified SWAT.

pretty much the best feeling in the world to have someone find joy and distraction in something you made

Just wrapped up a really fun murder mystery V5 one-shot, and yer boi needs to drink about two gallons of water before I sleep tonight. #vtm

One of the backyard chipmunks is getting blitzed off of old, fallen apples

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I forgot how sick my sorcerer was in diablo iv

I see that America is America’ing pretty hard today.

RIP Haru Urara. The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume

I bet if Van Gogh had lived in modern times, he’d post hole on main

Oh geez, the International Dota tournament AND the September Sumo basho start this coming weekend? I’m going to be a corpse for the remainder of the month 😅

This weekend was pretty much a wash for me. I can tell my brain is big mad having not really rested.

The drip feed of Alien Earth hits the spot. I don’t think the sci-fi horror show genre gets the attention it deserves. More of this, please!

I legitimately spent the majority of my day simulating and rewriting some mechanics for a mini game. I’m really hoping it’s worth it for the game tomorrow, because I am exhausted 😮‍💨

Ate two Chicago dogs for lunch. My Stamina stat will be buffed for the next 2 hours.

I’m sure other GMs can relate to this: Have you ever thought up a name so good and built a game around it? “Bleed for Speed” was something I mentioned as a joke in a friend’s stream chat, and now I’m suddenly building custom VtM vehicle sheets 😅 #VtM #TTRPG

Not now, No Man’s Sky addiction! I must write my spooky little stories, and I must not be distracted!

I’ve become the last barrier to stop the company’s marketing team from using AI images for online deliverables. I feel like I’m having to explain copyright to a room full of fully armed chimpanzees while wearing a suit made of bananas.

A player character nearly died at the table today. That Salubri clan bane is no joke 🫨 #VtM