they fuckin got him man. i can't believe this shit

i should be getting my dick sucked mid virtual meeting not whatever tf im doing right now fr

Hi guys its me googleballs.com and im on bluesky 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love my beautiful boyfriend

I need more gay men to follow me

a lot of "it's gonna be okay guys take care of your health" posting im taking that as a recession indicator

look at possum

🚫 NO AWOO 🚫 $350 penalty

showing extraterrestrials how i play my cats belly like a little bongo

Wizards are so nosey

10,000 word essay: Bluesky Considered Harmful

GyatGPT

SWAG

This post getting this response

(flula flirting) "Would u be likings to uhm, making a wrestle with mouthies?"

The Police - Greatest Hits (1992)

they really block u for everything on here god damn

legally speaking i farted

88. shlorp

oh my goodness gracious

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

"just turn your images into GIFs to defeat Grok guys"

wow these russian guys sure love magnets

A wittle potat 🥔 🥹 #opossum #wildlife #cute

now bring us the faggy pudding

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be fat and retarded online

I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Lop from Star Wars Visions

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

Drinking a soy grok latte at the republican cafe

The eigenslur is indeed real, tho the correlation could be higher

they call me the dookie of omaha

Martenzilla downtown

your honor imma have 2 plead not guilty by reason of retardation