i just need $4 please please help

Do a barrel roll!

the only plausible dent you could make is quite literally burning down their physical servers. the lie of The Cloud has made us detach these things from the plane of reality, but they are here. In our world. Where our bodies burn. will you burn back? or are you already ash?

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

I think I've discovered something interesting, but I have no idea what it implies: On Nintendo's Account Portal, there's an unused model code under the name "OSM". (The Switch 2's model code is BEE.) The portal has images for each Switch model, and requesting OSM returns an image of a Switch 2.

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

Reem can’t keep an account here but she is trying to have a surgery to save her eyesight- she’s just 19

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Maybe I am a hoarder after all

Then do something???:&;&(&,&

Yoy won’t believe it. this car. Cart this cat is overee covered in SNOG 🤣 #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2

Ooh banana

Okay

Well, no surprises there other than a good third of 2025 being unaccounted for #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2

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Beautiful ass creature

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holy fuck it’s real

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BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph

Found a higher-resolution picture of his face from an Alamy image

24 year old male #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch2

Hours after an ICE agent killed Renee Nicole Good, Elon Musk’s chatbot was undressing her. "What other wardrobe malfunctions can I fix for you?" Grok said to the account that requested the deepfake, adding a grinning emoji.

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which way western man

And a gif

Renee Good won a national prize six years ago for her poem "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs," which muses on science and faith. Good was shot to death by an ICE agent this week in Minneapolis.

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Whory Chambers United States, Census, 1900

Samsung saying the price of their TVs are going up because of the RAM shortage

I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

Becca Good, the wife of Renee Good, has released her first public statement since the shooting “We were raising our son to believe that no matter where you come from or what you look like, all of us deserve compassion and kindness. Renee lived this belief every day.”

This show was a warning not a damn manual

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We will now begin naming ICE and BORTAC agents who have been participating in kidnapping and murder. Meet T.J. Rico of McAllen, TX, a BORTAC agent who accompanied Greg Bovino to Chicago and Minneapolis. Rico is married to a famous Unvision news anchor who covers CBP, raising concerns of bias.

Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good

Taking a break from the news as well—we literally are 8 days into 2026. Eight. Days.

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tumblrpocalypse them

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

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🍑💨 @mud-seal.bsky.social I just farted loud asl my grandma’s talking about “WHAT’D YOU SAY BABY”