Mad/sad because he went to the groomer and now smells like a sugar cookie instead of poop and fritos

It’s the full book wrap! @cutfingers.bsky.social did an incredible job as always!

Terrifying things my gigantic Great Pyrenees puppy has forced me to end our daily walks early for: Wind Elderly man raking leaves Trash can Toddler playing in an old snowbank Parked car Random bush I wouldn't let him eat an old dead frog Mailbox A neighbor telling him how beautiful of a dog he is

Thank you @stephenking.bsky.social

SURPRISE RELEASE! THE CORPSE PRIEST is out today! This is a strange beast of a novella, a bloody cocktail of sword & sorcery, Ligottian pessimism, and cosmic horror. I’m going to talk a little about how this release came to be, inspirations, and more—SO PREPARE FOR A THREAD!!!

One day I will become a serious man who produces a serious authorly newsletter. Today is not that day

Get on this book!

If David Simmons likes INHALATION, you'll like INHALATION. I don't make the rules Smoke 'em if you got 'em Advance copies and preorder links: linktr.ee/michaelboule...

INTRODUCING: Haruspex Audio, an indie audiobook production company started by yours truly. Killer titles will be revealed over the next couple of weeks!

If David Simmons likes INHALATION, you'll like INHALATION. I don't make the rules Smoke 'em if you got 'em Advance copies and preorder links: linktr.ee/michaelboule...

If you're at C2E2 this weekend you can grab an advance copy of INHALATION at the Dead Sky Publishing booth (1379). If you tell them we're friends as you're checking out you'll automatically get a free "Oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that"

If you're at C2E2 this weekend you can grab an advance copy of INHALATION at the Dead Sky Publishing booth (1379). If you tell them we're friends as you're checking out you'll automatically get a free "Oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that"

COVER REVEAL: INHALATION is a fountain soda blend of cosmic, religious, and gothic horror, and I can't believe I landed THE Andrea Sorrentino (Batman, X-Men, Gideon Falls) for the cover art and a couple interior illustrations. Click through for the full cover as well as a glimpse at the prologue

COVER REVEAL: INHALATION is a fountain soda blend of cosmic, religious, and gothic horror, and I can't believe I landed THE Andrea Sorrentino (Batman, X-Men, Gideon Falls) for the cover art and a couple interior illustrations. Click through for the full cover as well as a glimpse at the prologue

"Sleeping caps are great, bro. Look at me. I'm like the Michael Phelps of unconsciousness."

Massive shoutout to @deadlanguagespod.bsky.social, @authorplm.bsky.social, @carsonwinter.bsky.social, and everyone who voted to give FEEDING THE WHEEL a Cummie Award for best novella of 2025. They altered mine so I can wear it like a rapper chain at conventions. Hopefully I don't get arrested?

I don't know what I did to deserve this absolute heater of a review for INHALATION, but I know better than to ask. I'll just smile and nod and feel like Michael Scott in that one meme greasygoat.substack.com/p/arc-review...

Experienced a series of betrayal dreams that were so brutal I'm gonna spend the first three hours of my day wondering if my brain is trying to tell me something or if maybe I shouldn't have eaten five fortune cookies before bed

@michaelboulerice.com is a real one . I often have my own brand of imposter syndrome when writing. This is the type of response that lifts me up, and keeps me typing out the words. Also go preorder INHALATION, and grab copies of homie's other books. See him on the street? Buy him a beer .

I don't know what I did to deserve this absolute heater of a review for INHALATION, but I know better than to ask. I'll just smile and nod and feel like Michael Scott in that one meme greasygoat.substack.com/p/arc-review...

Senior prom. 1999. We lived in a partially insulated ranch that began life as a chicken coop. This was our neighbor and her dog Boomer. When we had to leave, we'd throw a stick as far as we could and sprint for the car. If Boomer wasn't distracted he'd try his best to chew the rubber off your rims

Did this book terrify anyone else as a child or was it just me

Angine de Poutine is what JK Rowling would name a French Canadian character

"Jan. 20, 1981. While Mikey was having his diaper changed (poopies), Ronald Reagan was being sworn in. Coincidence I hope!" It's me, the baby shit oracle

Nine months later and these FEEDING THE WHEEL flyers are still causing chaos in the world. I couldn't be more proud of my unhinged paper children

You call it spring. I call it "novelty t-shirt procurement season"

📚💀💅🏼 March is Women in Horror Month, and I’m really looking forward to these new and new-ish books on my TBR! Disclaimer: I am the most excruciatingly slow reader to walk/limp the earth 🐌 so these are from my 2026 but not-necessarily-March TBR… #wihm #womeninhorror #womeninhorrormonth

Are we all in agreement that Threads is the most unhinged social media app out there? They should have never let Instagram people be Twitter people

A Golden God (of parking)

Forever amazed by the revulsion I experience when asked to create a synopsis. Want me to write a whole ass 500 page novel? No problem. Want me to write a 1-2 page distillation of said novel? Absolutely not. This is a war crime. Hey what's that over there [runs in opposite direction]

I've been playing a game with myself this winter: how close to my Cabriolet can I park without actually hitting it

I love watching the early reviews for INHALATION trickle in! ARCs are still wide open over at Netgalley if you want to snag one. If you're a reviewer and NG isn't your thing, just holler at me in the DMs and I'll get you a copy www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

Feds apprehending a multi-state spree killer all like

POLL: Who wore it better

[me writing the syllabus for a "Break into the Short Story Market!" masterclass] Step 1: Sell your very first piece to the most unethical fuck bucket of a press you can find. That way you learn almost every painful lesson publishing has to offer right out of the gate. Wait where are you going

You guys should I Animorphs myself into a Canadian

On this day 17 years ago I threw out a same day invite and organized an unsanctioned Snuggie-themed rager at a local pub. I think they thought we were a cult? Imagine going out for a casual pint and running into 30+ weirdos getting hammered in wearable blankets. Anyway yes I've always been like this

I rescued this painting from the ski condo before I sold it. His name is Two-Plank Hank, and he is my sleep paralysis demon. At night he crawls off the canvas and complains that I'm plowing off all the good corduroy with my snowboard

1) Gets invited to anthology 2) Writes 5K story for it 3) Waits well over a year with no response 4) Finally emails editor about status of said anthology 5) Email goes ignored I'm not naming names but please miss me and everyone else with this time wasting amateur hour bullshit. I'm all set

God damn, what a great early review of Inhalation. Is tender horror a thing? NetGalley is wide open for ARCs if you want to find out www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

Yes of course I'll be here

God damn, what a great early review of Inhalation. Is tender horror a thing? NetGalley is wide open for ARCs if you want to find out www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

Tell that leathery piss brick we're full of turbo ice (extra extra) and ready for whatever

Hey cuties! It's my birthday today 🦇 and I have a gift for YOU! My story, Ascension, is available on Apex's blog -- are you ready for the climb? ❤️🖤 Click the link below 👁👄👁

OLD AND BUSTED: Jestergooning NEW HOTNESS: Woodroemaxxing

INHALATION is live on NetGalley! One reviewer over there was like "I’ll be quoting 'brewskis at noonskies' for some time to come" and that has me doing that whole nodding Jack Nicholson from The Departed gif thing If NetGalley doesn't work for you just let me know in a DM and I'll hook you up

Heart-to-heart talk with my son after he barked so hard he sharted

We’re not gonna say what he *will* eat but we otherwise endorse this statement 🖤☠️

PLEDGE: Every book you buy from Tenebrous Press will keep me from eating a puppy. Be the light you want to see in the world

we out here.