I'm here for the summer of dudes wishing their kids would return their calls while ugly crying into a cooling tray of Beth Dutton Tittyburger Chop Suey

POLL: Do you reheat your leftovers or eat them cold right out of the fridge

Mermike activated

Just reading today's @tenebrouspress.bsky.social newsletter. A) I love you and thank you for the shout out, and B) APEROL SPRITZ IS A GOD-TIER BEVERAGE YOU LIMITED PALATE KIDS MEAL BUMPKINS

Most people are better qualified to give publishing advice, but if you held a gun to my head: 1) Recognize red flags thrown by editors, publishers. etc 2) Don't ignore #1 for the sake of getting published 3) Odds of someone being shitty go up the more they talk about their good deeds/intentions

Not my first time reading it, but my first time holding @michaelboulerice.com 's INHALATION in the flesh. What a cool (and emotional ripper) of a book. Turned out so good! If ya haven't had a chance to check it out, definitely add it to your list!

BRB suing Airheads for making an unauthorized Boulerice flavored version

Alright I guess this'll work for my new home office

June 16th is a big day for bleak horror ALICIA IN THE BASEMENT by Santiago Eximeno comes out June 16th via @tenebrouspress.bsky.social INHALATION by *me* comes out June 16th via @deadskypub.bsky.social MICHAEL BOULERICE came out June 16th, 1980 (it's my birthday) ✨Preorder your INHALICIA today✨

Elbow support sleeves for lifting weights. Okay despite my fashion sense and emotional maturity level I am *definitely* 46

Still riding high after this nod of approval from @stephenking.bsky.social. New Englanders taking care of New Englanders. You love to see it B&N: tinyurl.com/mux5k6su Gibsons (signed copies): tinyurl.com/4c7dpd39 'Zon: tinyurl.com/mrxk8shj Bookshop: tinyurl.com/5n8kzext

Hey! I want to take a quick sec and thank everybody for stocking, preordering, buying, reading, reviewing, and recommending INHALATION. I'm not gonna lie, the response has been huge and overwhelming, and I'm just super grateful for all of it. You guys are very cool

Don't listen to Betts. Buy his books until you go bankrupt. Max out all your credit cards. Live under a bridge when your house gets repossessed. Become a legendary local hermit. Build a cozy little hut out of all your paperback copies and eat your roadkilled raccoon nuggets inside of it

Lots of ways to showcase positive masculinity. Sometimes it's being a role model. Sometimes it's me catching a guy staring lustfully at a college freshman and giving him such a violent glare he's sure he's about to get his teeth scattered in the parking lot. Be the light you want to see in the world

Apologies for being late with communications today. A plumberI hired just dumped GALLONS of rotten grease water all over my basement storage items, so until at least Wednesday afternoon you'll be speaking with the avatar of my incandescent rage known locally as Bjorn the Village Killer

Happy Father's Day, Dadoo. You had no idea what to do with your very weird son while you were alive, and you sure as shit wouldn't have known how to handle AdultMike™, but I think you would've loved how awesome life turned out for your youngest boy. Wish you were here

"Everything that's worth doing is worth overdoing" also applies to cheeseburger night

Today is my 46th birthday. It's also publishing day for INHALATION. If it's alright with you guys, I'd like to talk about why this book exists, as well as spend some time thanking the folks who made this possible

These motherfuckers are about to ruin your day www.collectiveofthecenser.org B&N: tinyurl.com/mux5k6su Gibsons (signed copies): tinyurl.com/4c7dpd39 'Zon: tinyurl.com/mrxk8shj Bookshop: tinyurl.com/5n8kzext

Happy birthday and book release!!

I’m dedicating this summer to being a better ARC reader. Some that I highly recommend: Inhalation by @michaelboulerice.com @deadskypub.bsky.social (Out today!) The Summer Fun Massacre by Craig DiLouie from @orbitbooks.bsky.social (Also out today!) Public Access Afterworld by Jane Schoenbrun

Happy birthday / pub day, Michael!

New @michaelboulerice.com, people! Get your copy!

Happy birthday to @michaelboulerice.com and his new book, Inhalation, which is a truly accomplished piece of cosmic horror with a tender beating heart (and evocative illustrations—you all know I love books with illustrations!) If you like your horror both terrifying and touching, check it out!

Happy birthday *and* book launch! You deserve the world, bud. Enjoy some brewskis at noonskis!

Today is my 46th birthday. It's also publishing day for INHALATION. If it's alright with you guys, I'd like to talk about why this book exists, as well as spend some time thanking the folks who made this possible

It’s a really good book too. Pick up a copy of INHALATION tomorrow!

About damn time!!

I have a book coming out tomorrow. That's it. That's the whole post #marketingguru

Cool man let me get you my venmo

Check out our latest book review on Feeding the Wheel by Michael Boulerice youtu.be/CNzOwqP7ZLc?... via @YouTube @deadskypub.bsky.social

Alright that's it. It's never gonna get better than this. I'm just gonna Seinfeld myself and retire now. Maybe I'll get a part-time job as a convention hotel bartender or exotic dancer or something

Just spent 1.5 hours chatting with the very cool Vincent from The Dark Mind Podcast! I don't think it'ill be out for a bit, but I'll give a free copy of INHALATION to the first person who can pinpoint the exact moment the heat wave finds its way into my basement and I start sweating through my shirt

Someone called me a basic bitch for enjoying aperol spritzes but I'm sorry this brain can't process hating a refreshing fizzy pink drink that tastes a little like Aqua Net

That's it. I give up. Mark me down for June 11th as the day I finally caved in and installed my window unit ACs. Abject cowardice on full display. -5000 New England points awarded

This looks interesting. Might as well add it to my next Blackwells order

I preordered what is unquestionably the best book of 2026. DID YOU?

Show me a screenshot of your INHALATION preorder receipt and I will mail you a free limited edition koozie. You'll be the envy of your pretentious bookish peers, as well as that one guy from your local dive bar who pees everywhere but *in* the toilet

Really really love this blurb from the Cowboy Queen of Bizarro herself, the inimitable Bridget Brave. INHALATION drops in four days. Get it before it gets you 🚬 Preorders: tinyurl.com/yey84vby Signed copies: tinyurl.com/4dt8m998

Great news! Apparently I've hit some kind of cosmic lottery and the prize was Victor Warren producing the audio versions of FEEDING THE WHEEL and INHALATION. I'll let you know when I figure out the release dates for both, but pretty friggin cool, right?

90s westcoast hiphop is from The Backrooms because they used like five words to make an unending string of disses Mark ass trick Trick ass mark Mark ass busta Trick ass busta Mark ass bitch Bitch ass mark Trick ass bitch If I keep going a 12-foot Too Short will chomp my head off at the neck

A still life with the items I brought home from StokerCon 2026. Alt Text contains all attributions. Thank you to everyone who gave me things!!

INHALATION goes live in six days. You looking for comps? [opens trench coat to reveal selection of ill-gotten comps] ARCs: tinyurl.com/wnvdfdsu Preorders: tinyurl.com/yey84vby Signed copies: tinyurl.com/4dt8m998

I have just secured tickets for StokerCon 2027. Your salt circles and barrier spells have failed you

Diving boards don't have the 1980s super bounce crack-your-skull technology anymore, so the excavation guys dug a boulder out of my garden for a crazy cliff diving rock. Holler if you have evidence you need disappeared before the concrete comes (use code WHATGUNIDONTHAVEAGUN at checkout for 15% off)

It's a good thing he posted it, bc that man's hair? A swirlie? Devastating.

@editrixemma.bsky.social put me in a headlock at StokerCon and said "Post my blurb or I will give you a swirlie in front of everyone." TIL: Canadian politeness is a myth and it is right to fear them ARCs: tinyurl.com/wnvdfdsu Preorders: tinyurl.com/yey84vby Signed copies: tinyurl.com/4dt8m998

Hey so I brought a pile of INHALATION arcs to StokerCon but it disappeared super fast! The power of the bonus koozie was too compelling. If you wanted a copy for review (physical or digital) and didn't get one just DM me

There's lots of horror books coming out in 2026 so I'll be posting a bunch each month. Here are the ones publishing in June. 💀👹 Book lists in ALT text. #2026horror #horrorbooks #2026publication #junepublication #horror #bookpost #bookrecs #postseries #booksky #books

I took zero pictures at StokerCon, so please accept this image of a Primanti Bros sandwich I ate at 4:45 am because god is dead What a great convention! I met so many people and managed to retain my position as Chaos Gremlin Mayor of the Hotel Lobby Bar. My energy tank is empty but my heart is full