All that and I only lost 3 kilos while sick

Bit of a contrast

Let the record show that the Blue Oyster Cult were afraid of neither the reaper nor Godzilla

-11 on Saturday????????

5 degrees? No way. 5 degrees is nothing. This feels like... Ah yeah I see that's more it

Car wouldn't start. Glad my mom told me to go out and check. Who made it cold.

going through cutscenes for refs again maybe it's just cuz i don't follow the right people, but I have no clue why my feed isn't like 30 percent pictures of this character's dick? He seems like the type of dude a certain type of sicko would never shut up about. Big, beefy, tender, and covered in fur

The butt troubles are BACK BABY!!!!

kitbash of a bath on a balcony in eulmore wonder what this BG could have been made for hmmm is it even to speculate

i always color code dialogue because i know i'm shit at things such as composition, clarity, panel flow, etc, but it's difficult for ffxiv because there are only like four characters that are easily color coded and the rest are grey grey white black black black blackish blue grey

i have been convinced to post the art of ONE PANEL. G'rachoo

typesetting allergies. I feel that i am being fairly restrained

I survived btw

AND ITS SNOWING OUT???

I have to water the fuckiiinnnng plants and clean the catbox. Like the two chores I can reliably do because they're related to the care of living organisms. And I'm just thinking.... What if the cats could water the plants and the plants could eat the poop. Hm

Ok maybe showering was too high a difficulty task to start off with today

Who can guess what I'm feeling right now

you ever think about how real Unico was for essentially saying "you treated me like dirt so my magic won't work for you anymore"

Reminded by a comment on my WoLQotD that I unleashed this monstrosity on Twt based on someone’s glitched Aymeric over two and a half years ago. Enjoy Bsky. #ffxiv #art

You know I always thought it was my lungs that would do me in and not my butt

Dying of dysentery is like. Extremely rude way to go

it’s always unbelievably funny to me that the dropkick murphys are woke, especially because the worst people in boston love them

Green poopgate enters its second or third day depending on how you're counting

sorry about what's going on with your ass

Just gonna replace my entire digestive tract with rubber hose see what happens

Maybe green is just the color I poop now you don't know me

mfw I find other Dinosaur Safari heads

Just an FYI

This image still cracks me up

“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

Resetting the days w/o puking at work count 😔

a?

Is there a drafts fea#ture on this thang?

Wish my Internet that I pay for wasn't down

Be the reason in this world that someone shakes their head and says, "this fucking guy"

A gyro and some chicky trendies is 18 fukkin dollars. At a local place I wouldn't mind but ma'am this is an Arby's

Salmon just exactly what did you do the last time you got out of the house

*touches the him*

The weirdest "because of covid" fact about me is not that I'm barely a person anymore because of covid, but that I am licensed to transport body parts in my car, but not over state boundaries I did not choose to become licensed in this

It pays to be a little curious about the world around you. For instance, I was curious about why my bed smelled like oranges. I investigated & turns out there was a clementine hidden in my sheets. I removed it Then I became curious why it still smelled like oranges. There was a second clementine

Since I've an obstinate personality most advertising makes me actively avoid the product, except if I see an image of a food I am going to do anything in my power to obtain a like item of food (though probably not of the same brand spending money on advertising it)

Bitchy

Charmin likes kangaroo (to eat)

I still mark the abolition of NSFW content on Tumblr as the death knell of the old, good internet. It was the moment when censorship and sanitization became the norm. And it's very important to always point the blame at Apple, because it's a perfect example of how monopolistic tech operates.

i made a guide on how to write, draw, and print a doujinshi/fanzine/whatever you want to call it. this is a crash course on literally everything i know about making doujinshi. it's over 40 pages long. i hope you like it. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!