Accidentally reninventing sauerkraut by leaving a bag of cabbage unattended for a month in the fridge

Sekiro question: Do they ever tell you the reason for the white patch on wolf's face? My theory is he accidentally pointed a can of liquid nitrogen the wrong way when trying to freeze off a wart and that's just layers of dead skin that had not sloughed off yet before he died the first time

All Will Know her Approach By the Gaseous Rumbling and Pitter Patter of Dodo Feet

I think salmon knows I am mad at him, given that he is underneath the hammock, resting his head miserably on the frame, but will he lean anything from this misery? Perhaps about how to not make me mad at him? No. He will continue to shit and then sit on my head and claw my face for attention

Waz too sleepy and sad to take my medicines that make me not so sleepy and sad resulting in a horrible day even though nothing happened because all I did was sleep And be sad

"call of the slime" ink and watercolor on paper prints available: www.inprnt.com/gallery/nami... #ArtShop #WatercolorPainting #TraditionalPainting

We all have that one follower whose Like feels like this:

Started a new sideblog on Tumblr specifically for Tomodachi posting but make no mistake. I still will be inundating my bluesky wit little dudes Anyway www.tumblr.com/tomodacheez-...

Daily 175: I made a terrible comic There's no pencil. I drew some panels in ink, then went from there. #MakeATerribleComicDay #MakeATerribleComicDay2026 #drawing #sketch #doodle #JPDS26

Local Popeyes closed. Is it because I stopped going there? I was usually the only one in the drive through. They were counting on me and I failed them.

I want to say a little bit about the game I have in this bundle! Ground Down is a short horror narrative. It's text-only, with a few small choices for the player to make, but ultimately there is only one ending. It's a slow march towards the inevitable.

Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.

It's one am but I would like to announce I am having an extremely normal time

What hand or immortal eye can trace thy fluffy exuberance

Ok so my goal for my alt island was to have both a male and female character from each mainline FF from IV to IX. But I was having trouble thinking of a lady from VII that wouldn't have a boring design . Drastic measures were called for Enter.... Girl Hojo

i have to post this exchange I had with my old landlord every time I remember it to remind myself its real

Explaining let me solo her to a friend and accidentally uncovering a hidden benefit to HRT

Also made volcano manor. Somewhat.

No moo deng it is too dangerous. But if we could somehow summon the right cooperator....ah. there we go. A hero has descended to our plane.

If you're wondering how varré looks in mii form Absolutely haunting

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

I don't think it counts since its not really your dad but the final boss of Persona 2: Innocent Sin takes a form called "Great Father" that consists of all the playable characters' dads in bondage gear fused into a weird chimera monster and I always liked that

What is this pool bullshit mean to distract us from this time

Ok I did apparently but I also ordered.... Oreos themed to a band I don't listen to?????

I feel like I ordered the seppuku film like ninety years ago. Where are my samurai. Did I hallucinate ordering the sad death with swords movie.

One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.

You have to be a punk on the computer every day. You have to look at it askance or it will bend your head into an obscene shape.

youtu.be/151ZPzZWdbY I love this love letter to cities and people. Cowboy Bebop was so well made and this slow opening for the credits was great. Any time they spent with normal people in their normal dirty city grounded things in an interesting way

Shin aeon megami flux For people who really really really really really like dying

Is that a red tail hawk I hear? Rad

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

George Washington and Gilgamesh had a Gilgamerican girl who loves bouncy long pork

Careful - you'll poke an eye out. AKA green heron chicks impatient to be fed. #Birds #Photography #Nature #BirdOfTheDay #YourChoice #WildlifePhotography #Herons

Feed is one vague post crisis after another dudes I don't even know what we're on about anymore

I'm gonna revise the wording in those tweets and unleash them when you least expect it and it's gonna be so readable and comprehensible it'll make your head spin

I have two bits of Star wars discourse. Maybe three. Because I don't know the state of the fandom, I do not know if any of these are actual topics, but #1: if any of the human characters were treated for a minute like Chewbacca was treated the whole series they would turn darkside within one act

Taking my nose boys to the park where they can socialize and have a bowl of fine kibble

Ok so like I got nosebo classic but also I have The worst thing I've ever made Everyone on the island is getting one or the other

Ok since I have some more unstructured time today, suggest a lil dude to make. I shall make the dude. Maybe.

There is something really irritating in the wind today. Nose feels like it's full of cobwebs. I can only assume the great cobweb tree is shedding its spores today

Gone home sick 😷. Unfortunately.

Ok so I don't have an appointment today that I thought I did... Burger time. This is a cancellation burger compensation

I watched the original adaptation of Frankenstein (1910) and tbh it was a bit.... It was a bit.... I don't know if they used a real corpse for one of the scenes and it is haunting me.

How do I make a mii that is just two cast and trunk less legs standing alone in the desert

So yesterday I wanted soup so I heated up soup & got real excited about soup & I went to go get my soup eating accoutrements & I had no spoons on account of putting every single piece of silverware i own in the washing machine and running it 2 seconds after it 1st occurred to me that I wanted soup

The youths and fetuses people be calling old men these days. Thirty year old men looking at each other. not an old man yaoi that's not even a grown man yaoi. I would hesitate to even call it a yaoi. Show pendulous ball sack or go home

⚠️CAUTION #birds