Keeping all my perfume samples in an ammo box, very 2015 Tumblr "weaponized femininity"-core. Does anyone else remember that

it's ok

do modern christians like, care about the exact nature of the trinity or christological heresies or whatever anymore. do people still get heated over whether the holy spirit is 'of god' or 'from god' these days

If anyone wants a fun headcanon Uldah should argue about nald'thal's deal like the miaphysistism/monophysistism debates of byzantium. There should be lalafells brawling in church over exactly how he's two guys over several centuries until it ruins everything

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* Noelle clicked on a link for Hot Female Santas In Your Area!

Every post I see about the new starfox is either about how unfuckable the new designs are or someone being like "if the new falco doesn't cum in my ass right now I will literally die"

hare & bunny

Mareanie girl design!

posting inspirational Drosselmeyer for the new year

I watched princess tutu when it came out in 2002 and it's still my favorite anime of all time

You might roll your eyes at the premise of Princess Tutu, but give it a chance and you'll be rewarded with a brilliant, surprisingly complex exploration of storytelling, self-doubt, and heroism told through fairy tales and ballet 🩰

The last star fox game I played was on the DS and literally the only thing I remember about it is that Krystal dumped me for some guy in star wolf

I am Thoth the skilled scribe whose hands are pure, a possessor of purity, who drives away evil, who writes what is true, who detests falsehood, whose pen defends the Lord of All; master of laws who interprets writings, whose words establish the Two Lands. (BDF)

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

I gotta be online less

“Omg you people can’t do anything” has been one of the single greatest self improvement mantras in my life

yeah all right I love a Mugler

They'll protect the king.

ranch for poorly drawn horses

"Born in magic, the ancient city of Amdapor lived in splendor and died in agony." #ffxiv Khona'to's notes as he aided in the efforts to clear and clean the Lost City of Amdapor in the South Shroud 🌿✨

Let’s get RATICAL 🐀✨

Elidibus and Ardbert but make it NASTY (tw: non-con and dub-con)

bunny with her bunny

Rabbits are really like: here is the softest roundest most hug-shaped animal on earth. It will go apeshit if you try to pick it up

desert bus

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

i cut pazuzu's nail too far down and i want to puke and/or die

Jousting is hard work 💋⚔️ #art #illustration #knight

im sure you wanted more of this #cagayc

this happened to me like 6 times in a row and when i finally figured out what was going on i lost my shit

the things people say are "good game design" that implicitly every game should use is like saying every song should just have lyrics about dancing at the club

why is this bread so fucking big

distracted boyfriend meme but its me turning away from Calyx to check out Eald'narche

cute resident evil yombie

there are jokes about all kinds of instruments but the only harp joke ive ever seen is "how long does a harp stay in tune? about 20 minutes or until someone opens a door" which isnt so much a joke as just a statement of fact

The urge

sort of disappointed to learn that ironmouse isn't a mouse girl vtuber

After playing scholar since ARR I am pretty excited to pick up a new class (scholar again) this xpac

be more like uncle david

my only ffxiv class design opinion is that they should give ekpyrosis and apocatastasis back to black mage, because i wrote a paper on that in college

🔮🪄 you’re not alone!!! 🌈🌙 #ffxiv