I’ll become a citizen of the 51st State when you pry this poutine and Tragically Hip CD from my cold frozen mittens.

Few things make me happier than the US Ryder Cup teen shitting their pants in front of a ridiculously rowdy crowd. Looks good on Trump et al.

When the Celebrity look-a-like is actually the celebrity….. And David Harbour out there in the Winnipeg crowd crushing beers.

Protest t-shirt at the game today. CFL rules produce more scoring, more passing, more touchdowns, and more comeback wins than the NFL. Turning our backs on a century of history just to look more American on tv is selling out our uniquely Canadian game.

Every day I hate it here a little more.

So TSN is league broadcaster yet in Sports Centre pregame they showed Saturday's schedule. Not one CFL game promoted. That's what needs to be fixed, no the field.

Stop the province.... I want to get off.....

I don't think I will ever travel to the US again....

Bart for Commish! A 🧵:

This could easily be Ambroisie, but really, it should apply to Orridge.

Canadian Lions QB Nathan Rourke's dissent is fascinating, because it comes from a place of real CFL fandom. He loves the league, and hates the changes and how they were made, and questions how much Johnston loves the league. This was all a risky move by the commish. www.tsn.ca/cfl/video/20...

Love it! 👏

This asshole is out there going "I love our game...I love our game..." after telling us how he's going to absolutely butcher it. He's worried that there's not enough touchdowns and too many field goals. And there's not enough highlights. God, fuck all this. #CFL

This is my biggest issue for sure, as it's paving the way for expansion. Apparently expansion talks are already scheduled and they're preparing for US stadiums to handle CFL football. Field size and goal posts were the biggest change they needed.

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

This is wildly concerning. The weirdest timing imaginable and coming hot off the announcement of a partnership with the NFLs Bills.... Sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Tremendous piece from a Winnipegger coming home after some time away... Funny how this speaks to me.

AND HE WON!!

Just win, baby.... Fuck the noise. Excited to see Zach next week when I get back home for another wild weekend with my bros! #Bombers

I know you don't want to hear this... But Streveler isn't really the problem. And going to Wilson will actually be worse. Trust me. #Bombers #CFL

Randomly remembered that the Jaya played tonight so go to check The Score app........ Uhhhhhh..... 😳😳

Kimmel. Colbert. Suits against the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and 60 Minutes. Extorting settlements from CBS, ABC, and others. Blocking the AP's access to the White House. 🧵

This would be amazing.

Praying all the Late Night hosts just walk away, tell the networks to go to hell and head to Spotify to renew Strike Force Five. Say whatever the hell you want... I'll gladly pay directly to stream that. What a sad age we live in...

Let's address one of the most common clapbacks I get from anti-vaxxers: "If you want a jab, just get one. What does that have to do with me?" Let's begin. And let's use measles as an example.... Thread [1/8]

Had no idea he was sick or anything.... Awful. 78 seems WAY too young In this day and age.

So much winning.

I am absolutely burned out from work, (and, to a degree, life in rural AB), but tomorrow I'm following fellow Manitoban Chantal Kreviazuk's advice and leavin' on a jet plane for a whole week. Going to catch up on sleep, golf my favourite courses, fish a bit 1/

"Save me, Wabber... You're my only hope...." Thank GOODNESS my home province comes to the rescue!!

UCP's $100 fee for COVID vaccination is wrong and dangerous https://calgaryherald.com/news/alberta-fee-covid-vaccination-wrong-dangerous 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter

Timelapse with a GoPro on a dock in the Whiteshell.

This is interesting because pretty much everyone has depression to some degree. Is a doctor's note required? I could definitely get one, based on my history and current med scrips...

The people of Alberta should be losing their shit over this. Don’t let the UCP ghouls get away with this. Phase their asses out.

Fair.... #Xennials

This is the life I want to live......

😭 A truly awful summer... And please don't tell me climate change isn't real.

On Aug. 18, 1964, The Beatles landed on Canadian soil for the first time. They didn't land in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver. It was Winnipeg. And their visit there was a massive event for locals. This is the story. 🧵 1/9

❤️❤️

Amber alert #Alberta

WARNING!!! It’s been brought to our attention that a fake website exists, misleading that the #ForeverCanadian petition can be signed online. With a laptop, they’re visiting senior homes. Official @ElectionsAB petition must be signed on paper and this badge must be presented.

One step closer to being Americans.... Imagine having to pay for healthcare because I don't want to get sick this winter?

I'm about the biggest Bombers fan you will ever meet. I follow this stuff very very intensely. But I have no problem saying that this team is really really bad in certain spots. The OL isn't good enough and it might be the worst receiving corps in the league. 1/

The virus is spreading in insular Mennonite communities. But the broader population is vulnerable as vaccine rates have fallen across the Canadian province since the Covid-19 pandemic. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/w... #Alberta #Measles

As of today, 3% of Manitoba’s land mass has burned this fire season. The total burn this wildfire season in this province is 16,735 square kilometres. That’s equivalent to three Prince Edward Islands.

I don’t care what this adds to Canada’s deficit. Fund those scientists up here. Build whatever they need.

Genuinely one of the best and funniest threads I've read on social media...

The Kowaluk family owned the "franchise" in Pinawa, in the late 80s. It is a wonderful memory...

All Killer, No Filler. Probably a Top 10, Any Genre for me.....