It’s only fucking Wednesday 🥴

Fuck me fold the club

Spurs lose their heads so fucken easily. Mentality midgets no matter who the manager is.

And of course they go to an ad and miss the first fucking goal

AFL grand final #aflgf

Ch7 coverage is a fucking embarrassment #aflgf

AFL grand final #aflgf

Get fucked!

a truly advanced society would get everyone to jump up and down at the same time to see what happened

Cats by 50

1. penis

Outstanding Zodiac Mindwarp content ahoy! www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

We’re all dead we just haven’t fallen over yet

Hawks by 34

I have run out of footy opinions. Rosè bottle #2 for the win

An absolute cunt of a week after a long series of cunty weeks 2x beers and a debrief at the golfy with longtime mates after work and a shared bottle of a cheeky rosè with my wonderful wife Now throwing shit opinions on Adelaide v Hawthorn out willy nilly on the only socmed platform I am still on

Tex Walker has the turning circle of the Queen Mary

You know it’s a dodgy decision when Jason Dunstall disagrees with a decision in favour of Hawthorn

Hawks by 3

Hawks by 90

Crows by 40

Sucka fucka ding dong

I attended the Socceroos v NZ in Canberra last night. Some thoughts:

Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.

Crows by 90

Verbatim quote from my eldest son this evening “Look at it this way dad, Pig Destroyer are very likely to tour again in the future but Grandad may not see another Father’s day. You might not either.”

Am I The Work Fuckwit? #aitwf 🤔

My “Work Fuckwit” list is expanding rapidly

August is too long Discuss

Home town calls 🤬 #GWSvSTK

Very pleased my youngest son travelled to my place to watch the Spurs match with me. In bed by midnight! Thank you Thomas Frank, Joao Palhinha, Rodrigo Bentancur and Micky Van De Ven for a lovely evening #coys

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

Jesus fuck jazz on a fucking plane 😳

the lawn is the beard of the house

Sonic Youth Unlistenable pretentious wank wall of noodling feedback. Write a proper song you fucking unwashed hippies.

Should have put that on the nose… bsky.app/profile/robb...

Looking at the news feed on LinkedIn makes me want to <REDACTED>

That video is a crime (great song though)

Storm v Broncos Absolute garbage clubs. Can you imagine choosing to watch that?!? I’d rather lick a cheese grater.

I manufacture the paper they use for legal documents about inheritance. Make of that what you will.

My plan to permanently colour one testicle was diabolical.

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

I see that trip for me to see your mum is all but finalised

I got up to start dinner at 3qt (i can see the tv from the kitchen) Saw they were coming good and refused to leave the kitchen until full time so I wouldn’t jinx them. I think my contribution was equally important as Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera’s.

Footy. Fucken hell

No cheating post your lock screen

Eye of the spider

I used to have a phobia that I was being followed by clowns but now I can look back and laugh.

Muting “verified my age”

Things are pretty much fucked ay