ANNOUNCE POCH

Now then

Floppy haired git

made some dried skin flakes from scratch

I got run over by a boat at THE HENTY MACHINERY FIELD DAYS

DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!

Fuck

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you

Enough of Pedro Fucking Porro and his performative bullshit!

SACK HIM PLEASE

Floppy haired git

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club…

Inspired by Looney Tunes cartoons as a kid I tried stepping on a rake to see if it would hit me in the face. Knocked out cold…

First day back at work…

Moon looks good

SACK HIM PLEASE

Easy youtu.be/mtnCcWOS7y8?...

All Australians of the boomer generation are shit but the absolute worst are Queenslanders on holiday outside Queensland. We need a way to keep these arseholes in Queensland

I’m not really a tv guy but I’m 5 episodes into The Old Man on SBS OnDemand and it’s ok actually

Christmas beetles are the absolute mouth breathers of the insect world. Total fuckwits.

You know who I feel bad for? Everyone who started producing Tottenham Hotspur podcasts during the euphoria of the first 10 games of 23/24 and now feel obligated to keep pumping out content. Can you imagine having to do that? FUCK!

Mark Howard makes me irrationally angry

Sydney Airport T3 can eat a jumbo-sized bag of rancid dicks

Mark Howard is a tool

Nothing… and I mean NOTHING… will ever compel me to watch an Avatar movie

We appear to have shat the bed

A masterclass in time wasting

Labuschagne shits me

Moon looks good

Happy fucken Friday indeed 😑

It appears I have entered the final stage of online life where one complains about airlines

Fucken Batik Air bitch ass clipart logo shit airline

Moon looks good

I have no idea what this means

There can be only one answer to this question youtu.be/-ZjhMDPzlfs?...

Sexy Bunnings Opening Hours

Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour brown 🤎

Dark at 6pm. Bright as fuck at 5am. Get your (daylight saving) shit sorted, Brisbane. You're an embarrassment.

As Elias swiftly played the ball out to Sironen, the mismatch dawned slowly on both sides. At the wing Tim Brasher had been joined by Steve O’Brien. With a left dummy, Brasher made his try, in the seventy-eighth minute of the 1989 Grand Final. Balmain led Canberra 18-12. With a kick to come.

Moon looks good

Today more than ever

Today more than ever

It’s fucking Friday, bitches!

#OtD 3 Oct 1937 almost a year after their defeat at Cable St, Mosley's Blackshirts attempted to march through Bermondsey, South London. Met with strong local opposition and barricades in the streets, the march never arrived at its intended destination workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e35-...

It’s only fucking Wednesday 🥴

Fuck me fold the club

Spurs lose their heads so fucken easily. Mentality midgets no matter who the manager is.

And of course they go to an ad and miss the first fucking goal