it's so pretty. i don't need it but i want one :c so dumb that the UDM SE has a whole-ass drive bay and you can't use it for storage, only NVR uk.store.ui.com/uk/en/produc...

Hey, I dropped my pump somewhere over here… Do you see anything from back there? #MonobuttMay

Horsing Around (1/2)

It was at this point I decided to uninstall twitter, finally

Give the guy- I mean good boi a break. He's going through a lot. #TFTuesday

a floofy stack of pancakes if you will 🥴 🎨: @villaru.bsky.social

I am a them of my word

Reposting for wonderfully coincidental reasons

actually fucked up my birthday is on Pancake Tuesday this year got me feeling tasty as hell 🥞

Only the fastest Wi-Fi at my local Panera

// transformation Yeah sorry can't come into work today, got hit by The Curse That Turns You Into A Fat Pastry Themed Dragon With A Big Stupid Roll Cake Snoot.

My balloon dog pool toy suit is banned at the pool toy con? (gotf) I guess you're only allowed to enjoy the one specific type of pool toy that they approve of.

Furcons are dangerous places where you're at risk of being squished by big critters like @blimpyroo.bemani.gay #rubberpup

apologies, i'm not ignoring telegram messages or anything. a lot of things are happening very quickly in my life rn

When you’re neurodivergent and the only way you can do laundry is if you can’t sit down

welcome to the furry con! in your goodie bag you'll find a con book, a pocket-sized schedule and a panic button. if you see someone wearing a pup hood at the rave or showing a bit too much ankle, press the button and a con staff member will be dispatched immediately. see it, say it, sorted

rad cat

C’mon dragon warrior

Ok so not trying to boast, but did I get the highest bounty value at scotiacon?? Also seems to be the only non-round number I saw?

Did you catch the puppy blimp cameo in the halftime show? It was very easy to miss!!

new banner pic! had a great time at the con ❤️

He’s my starry night 🌌

Getting into character can be a complicated process; that's why we made this instructional video to take you step-by-step! Welcome to the team! Now go make some memories~ 🐯🎈

got stuffed into @sleepynero.plstf.me's suit last week. stuck as a rubber skunk with a bloated, gurgling gut and a big fat tail... sooooooooooo embarrassing... 😳💨😵‍💫

no matter what several doctors tell you: even if you take a tricyclic just for pain relief, it’s still an antidepressant with side effects. libido, come back, pls.

What it's like for non TF furs that come across my account.

First day working as Tex's mascot apprentice?? Gotta do a test fit! You're gonna be spending a loooootta time in there~ 🐯🔒🎈

I bite you on the arm, causing your DOG meter to go up one bar. the UI does not provide a tooltip for what this means or does.

"What are your plans for the month?" Me:

i gotta scan all these polaroids sometime. they make everything look so dreamlike. an unassuming pile of latex kangaroo costume, waiting to overwrite someone.

Happy Febrooary. It's Billabong Roogle

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

Elephant time for @deltadjinn.bsky.social a silly little thing I have found myself trying. I need to work on my cleanup. #tf #elephant #braindrain #myart #furry #aris

it has been over 24 hours since I got to the airport. i spent all my remaining energy on posting. time to pass out

quick test: are you normal or do these sounds make you 🎈✨feel funny✨🎈?

I am powerless to the cute sleepy koala friend

alternating between the melania rotten tomatoes page, and highguard + splitgate steam charts for maximum hater dopamine

going to scotiacon (first time), but only on monday (9th). lmk if you wanna say hi to a blimp 🎈 or a squeaky cow 🐮

no planning, just vibes 🙏

my sdvx era is over, back to iidx

I feel this

Presenting: Dr Blimpyroo's Very Serious Lecture (18+) live @ Further Confusion 2025 Marvel as the big rubber kangaroo balloon inflates in front of the whole class, right before they give their meddling TA what it deserves. This was so much fun to do! youtu.be/40R12t4owyM

toony

[Despite everything, it's still you]

My priorities are well-known

Not at the furry con but getting the vibes up regardless

>”wow there’s so many gays on Barq here!” >Filter Interests: Inflatables >”oh nvm there’s like 3 in 50km”

Look, all I'm saying is that no matter what you shouldn't be ashamed about whatever kinks you're into. Unless your kink is embarrassment, then you absolutely should be ashamed, you dirty little freak.

Had to pay respects to one of the realest silly lil guys there is

Its me Doting on toon suspenders wolf!!