I totally underestimated how much having a neck zipper would contribute to the “stuck as mascot” headspace. Suddenly, taking a break is a lot more effort than just sticking it out ♨️

It makes the milk 2%. For @finnthecow.bsky.social

Board gamers. Thoughts on this? www.kickstarter.com/projects/luc... I'm not normally one to Kickstarter but it looks good.

This wasn't quite what Locksley had in mind when he saw a 'help wanted' ad for Easter. I think secretly though he's loving it. 🖌️@yesterdaysdog.bsky.social

I think the clocks in UK go back tonight. Or forward. Not sure. Is it forward

Finding a brand new account of someone that did a ton of harm to me in the past just on the discover tab was not needed today. Time is a healer and I thought I'd moved on. Today shows there's still hurt and pain there. Thank god for the block button so I'm not constantly reminded of the past.

Them: "why would you want to be an animal?" Me: *will smith gesturing meme*

Looks like "Tony" Finally took the workout seriously at the mascot gym and turns out, when you put /anothers/ mind to it, you can sick moves like handstands and flips, and all sorts! I suppose in this sense "It's GRRRRRRRRRREAT!"

Whoever needs to hear it tonight: You are beautiful. You are valid. You are worth every good thing that comes to you. I know it to be true. 🤗

We just want you to know, it's Woozle Wednesday #fursuit #thefuzzfactory

I'd love to go to Pawsome this year, but have been so damn busy I'm not at all ready for registration/ finding roomies etc. Another week or two and I'll be back to some sort of 'normal'

Stitch mask :D "Sorry had too much blue rubber on the back on the shop also the mask tried to bite me 8 times" -grinlin with a giant bite mark on his arm

The Jetsons lied to us

Happy world bear day and I'm a toon bear. Featuring some other bears @moosli.bsky.social, @horoburr.bsky.social and @codexgator.space

Me

brok insisted that we post this - dylan

Hey! Is thing on? Welcome to Critter Cottage, the home of the ConFuzzled mascots: Mel, Dylan and Brok! What better way to introduce ourselves than by showing off ConFuzzled’s fancy social signifier badges? You can print your own from their website!

I won* the Euromillions lottery! That's the last 4 Friday 13ths I've won in a row now *£5- don't get your hopes up.

The horror of realising 15 minutes into a weekend with 7 hours of trains and a flight that you left your headphones at home charging.

Quietness on here is a function of working 6 days a week (and travelling for work on the 7th) for what feels like months at this point. I'm loving the opportunities and getting to do really cool things, but my personal time is non-existent. Bear with me.

Started working with a new IT team this week so time for me to play "Spot the Furries" 😁 🖼️ @thebeevscomic.com

been thinking about plushsuits and mascot suits recently and needed to derust a bit with art, have a quick 45 min roo suit doodle :3

Anyways.

Changed my handle to Moosli, my cow Sona. (Locksley is taken :( ) Mascot Dom was just getting too close for comfort with the day job Bear with as I may change it a couple times until I find something that fits properly. Hopefully this means I can be much more 'me' here.

Here's a video of Tigor, from Netflix's SMASH, showing off his best dance moves!

Well...TIL Canada's version of "Smokey the Bear" is "Ember the fox"! 💙 Holy crap its adorableeee

If you can't be an adult and acknowledge that all kinks and porn has the right to exisist, and it's important it does for freedom of exploration and expression, fuck all the way off. You are an adult, avoid the stuff you personally aren't into, and move on. There is no "But that one..." hush!

Our collective imagination is the greatest asset we have in self-expression. If we punish ideas of kink or sexuality, then we, as a group, lose the war for individual creativity. Stay weird, stay kinky. (And keep having fantasies about mascots doing transcendentally kinky things to you)

There's more discourse? What happened this time.

Big bear thoughts today.

It's genuinely crazy how hard algorithms push feeds now. I watched a couple of videos on playing poker better and now my YouTube is almost 100% gambling videos. Mostly people playing slot machines. The shorts are just as bad. No wonder people get addicted if it's being pushed to them this hard.

I really need to make these locks again.

In case anyone needs it

2026 basically

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Tonight I learnt I can't play a game designed for 6 year olds. What is happening to me.

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

Our true queen. He’s just learned he’ll be coronated in an emergency ceremony in just a matter of hours. Retreating to the solace of the east hypostyle - he contemplates the onus of reining over half the galaxy.

HAPPY VALENTOON'S DAY!!!!

Chi chiba Chu Gata Meega! >:3 My love for mascots increased since I saw the SuperBowl mascots, I was a little inspired by the Disney ones, and I love Stitch sm so I did this hshssh my dream job would be to be a mascot at Disney Park hahah

Came the closest I ever have to missing my flight this morning. A closed road and crazy diversion meant I arrived significantly later then planned, and the flight was already boarding. Somehow, and I'm still not sure how I managed to get from the car to the boarding gate in 16 minutes.

Missed not having these aliens at Scotiacon, but they'll definitely be back at confuzzled 👀

Not being in control of my work schedule is making me look very unprofessional to clients right now and I *hate* it.

Age verification- we used floppy disks at school to save our work.