The Wheels on the Bus is NOT about a school bus. School busses do not have babies going wah wah wah nor mamas going shh shh shh. We need to stop showing yellow school busses in media surrounding this public transportation anthem. I'm looking at you, Ms. Rachel.

You saying his head didn’t just do that?

There are so many fanfics about this

Oh heck yeah go watch my friends play Zelda and piano

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

I need boomers on my discover feed to stop sharing a screenshot of a screenshot or a screenshot of a Blue Sky post that they could just repost or quote post please I’m begging

Great news on the Ticketmaster Live Nation law suit now do the other monopolies in the US I wanna see more monopoly busting please

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

BARNYARD MENTIONED

I’m so tired of things happening all the time. Can things stop happening for just a little bit so I can like figure out my life and what I’m doing please?

How are babies being born a “national security loophole”?

oh great long Goron, what are your words of wisdom today?

Iran should just respond to Trumps temper tantrums with “ We don’t negotiate with terrorists”

The plagiarizing machine plagiarized 😱

Her name’s Ren now

“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World

Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

There’s a lot that’s wrong with the world right now but one that really bothers me and needs addressed is these bet on anything businesses. They’re easily manipulated by higher up government officials and add to the already problematic gambling culture in the US right now.

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It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

There are gamers and then there are Gamers

It was 70 yesterday

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

the most pathetic thing i can imagine is being a grown ass adult addicted to using the R slur. like it’s embarrassing enough to have it vestigially lodged in your vocabulary but to go to bat for your right to use a hateful word everybody normal got bored of in the sixth grade…?

In the span of 2 weeks my youngest started preschool, turned 4, and got her ears pierced… my baby’s growing up 🥺

Well I guess my “personal values and lifestyle” don’t align with Chili’s

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Hey can we stop bombing people please

she's right behind me isn't she #FrostFatales | @klinkit.bsky.social

Went to bible college learned how much conservative stuff wasn’t biblical but actually puritan tradition. And then the 2016 election happened and most of the faith leaders I looked up to said I should vote for the most unchristian like person I could imagine

Oh my god click the link and read this one it’s worth it

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Thinking about low res pikachu.

ICE is STILL in Minnesota and STILL terrorizing communities. Reporters that say otherwise are either uninformed (which....) or lazy (which... ) or just repeating regime lies (which... is also extremely bad). People are still missing, people are and will be traumatized, businesses demolished...

so long, so wise

The gambling company didn’t realize they couldn’t sponsor minor to promote their gambling business?

Air Riders shirt 👀

Youngest starts preschool today I’ve passed into a new stage of parenthood and I’m still trying to wrap my head around it

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

This reads like an @theonion.com headline

Playing a fun new game @dynomation.bsky.social for no particular reason

I keep checking the news because there’s one piece of Trump related news I want to see.

Wow

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Breaking — Planned ICE concentration camp near Nashville canceled!!!!

FUCK YEA