“as part of the project to undo Reconstruction, the DoJ hopes to take out the SPLC using the very tools that group used to defeat the KKK…they can exculpate every bigot who ever swung a tiki torch w/murder in his eyes. Those boys weren’t bad, they were just stirred up by agitators from the SPLC!”

Anyone who doesn’t want the Epstein files released… is in them.

LOL to the Zoomers who saw this thumbnail and replied, "HOLY FUCK! IS THAT JEFFREY EPSTEIN?!?"

Now they're losing Greg Kelly and Newsmax? I'm trying to envision the further-right news channel MAGA will have to invent to replace Newsmax, and all I can imagine is a 24-hour-livestream of Donald Trump's colonoscopy cam.

Upon this breaking news, The Onion announces they're done with satire forever.

Just a heads up. The Chippy-Chop machine isn't just for billionaires.

Nobody beats woke harder than Sleepy Don!

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

While There's So Much Positive Potential For Wildlife,Chump's Regime Is The Death Knell For Many Species. WE MUST WIN THE MIDTERMS, THEY DEPEND ON US.......

“You have to create a world where people wouldn’t want to do that” I just read that 80% of crime is survival crime Meaning if people had enough money to survive they wouldn’t have committed the crime That’s a staggering percent Imagine reducing 80% of crime That’s why I support UBI

Beirut under Israeli siege, 1982. Hezbollah didn’t even exist at the time. (Photo shared by @aymanmak.bsky.social)

Those bookies always get their money back, one way or another.

You are not prepared for what's about to come outta this guy's mouth.

With so many Hollywood remakes these days, at least America is still remaking German classics, like the Madagascar Plan.

The Sandy Hook parents prepping for their 2nd lawsuit.

"CRIKEY! I PUT ME WILLY IN A CHILD LEGALLY, I DID!"

When even the propagandists lose the plot...

Burning one down for all my brothers and sisters still doing time for smoking a harmless plant.

Americans: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THESE EPSTEIN FILES AND THE THOUSANDS OF VICTIMS?!" Republicans: "We're working on a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell as fast as we can!"

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

While the rest of the world is reeling from the destabilizing oil markets and rushing towards all renewables, America is literally installing bottle necks to prevent all future solar and wind projects from ever being built. This is like cutting off your face to spite your nose.

Someone tell those emoji scientists to get on inventing a chippy-chop emoji.

This, but everywhere.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

But muh "lesser evil" voting strategy... --- "Former senior Biden advisor Amos Hochstein said during an interview on Sunday that the Biden administration had been preparing to bomb Iran if they had won re-election in 2024."

No notes.

Yes.

LOL

JFC

You don't have to be a raging alcoholic to work in the Trump administration, but apparently, it helps.

He who holds the globes, holds the world.

Remember. If you don't support an ethnostate's right to do this to human beings, you're an antisemite somehow.

In a nutshell. 😊

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Food banks are not part of a safety net. they are proof we do not have a safety net.

Don't worry. We'll just blockade the blockade of the blockaded blockade!

Peace when markets are open War when markets are closed

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" (Exodus 20:16).

One of my favorite Bible passages