"But what's the charge? A mini-bun? Feeding a succulent mini-bun to her boys for peace? GENTLEMEN! THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!"

Oh my God. He admits it! www.justice.gov/age-verify?d...

😕

I hate 2026 the way only an old man who lived in less chaotic times can.

You know the world has lost its mind, when you can’t tell satire from reality.

"We'd like to buy you a tall, frothing glass of warm, raw milk."

Republican podcaster turns on Trump...👇

The happiest place on earth... for white people.

Neal Katyal: "In America, the chief justice said only Congress can impose taxes on the American people, and that's what tariffs are. Tariffs are taxes."

Maybe they’ll release the Epstein files to distract from the tariffs.

Kash Patel claims he and the entire FBI could find no evidence of Epstein blackmailing the powerful, but look what I just found. Weird, ain't it? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Andrew you are cooked. cmon. invite others to the barbecue. Name the others.

Americans looking at the UK, seeing they finally arrested a high-profile pedo:

"Please drive away quickly lest they take a photo of me at my most goblin"

Putting the word "JUSTICE" over the head of the man preventing justice to trafficked kids isn't the own you think it is. You're not just owning the left. You're owning the victims, you're owning innocent children, you're owning the country, and you're owning yourself.

$50 bucks says "Charity" is the name of a 16-year-old victim.

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Prince Andrew was arrested over a Democrat hoax? Lol

Fun fact. Capitalism is also the financial system of Hell.

This is like a Black Mirror episode. "Olga has only made 3 cups. Have her family thrown out of the company dormitory."

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

What a totally sane and not-at-all homoerotic thing to post on main. They're definitely drinking raw milk and not cum. Of this I am certain.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

COOKED COOKED COOKED

As P.T. Barnum famously said, "There's a sucker born every five minutes." As Musk scrambles to deflect from his connections to Epstein, that's who comments like this are aimed towards.

"A flaming memorial" definitely describes America to a T.

I think now that we all know that our elected officials are compromised by Israel in a pedo blackmail operation, we should finally stop doing Israel's bidding.

New Epstein mural in Sydney Australia

Wow.

I've never even conceived of these levels of evil being perpetrated in the name of my white race. White supremacy must die here, now, and within each of our hearts before it's too late.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

It's like the new sex offender registry.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

I feel this in my bones.

FAFO comes home to FO

The people who wanted a separate halftime show are the same people who wanted separate water fountains and bathrooms.

The power of white supremacy.

The neo-libs don't want to stop the trolley crushing human beings. They want to drive it. Abolishing ICE is the compromise.