The headline gets more horrifying with each added word.

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/

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I'm convinced RFK Jr is a rejected character from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

She's working hard for the title of Worst Woman In The World

*saved for future deployment*

for sale: concentration camps never used

PREVENTING cancer? No wonder RFK Jr wants to kill modern medicine. Who wants to live a life without cancer?

Convenient perspective from the game devouring my life force.

We need to bring back the era of well-spoken, mass murderers. Someone who can sell the rubes on why ICE needs to kidnap people into unmarked vans for YOUR safety.

the "libs who smugly ask people 'hey protest voters, how's Gaza looking now?'" crowd in shambles rn

Such sweet words. Remind me again what the Deporter-In-Chief did with your soaring rhetoric.

Did I ever tell you that one of my all-time favorite movie moments was the closing shot of Hostel 2? *children cheer*

When political cartoons hit so accurately you want to make giant billboards of these everywhere.

And all the people who don't eat food or use electricity give a huge sigh of relief.

Grand Theft America

The "Amercan Flag Blue" they spent $14 million of your tax money to paint the bottom of the reflecting pool with less than two weeks ago is already destroyed by all the bleach and hydrogen peroxide they added. Just unheard of levels of mismanagement.

Trump was right. I'm tired of winning.

NO CARROT! ONLY STICK!

No more special education, because America First, or whatever!

Charges for saying, "We must become ungovernable." If we don't get the courts defending our 1st Amendment Rights soon, we're gonna have to show them that we understood the assignment on the 2nd Amendment.

Not only are they accusing him of paying out more than $1 million in unlawful bonuses, but that some of those payments bounced.

He surrounded himself with pedophiles he could trust, because he had the blackmail on them, so he trusted that they would rather become his personal servants than have their rapist's laundry aired to the world.

When the bread and circuses end, expect this in your own back yard.

Oh, God... I can still hear the steel drums...

1000% THIS!

R.I.P. South Park and The Daily Show.

Our greatest ally being super awesome yet again.

💰🦆🐥🐤

Maybe you gotta do Trump math to make it figure out right, but didn't Obama give Iran WAY LESS than $324 billion dollars?

Dr Assal Rad— "Israel says it won’t leave Lebanon, Syria, or Palestine. "A genocidal, expansionist state can openly declare the intent to occupy three nations without generating a single headline in Western media."

Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having

San Recto?!? More like, San Rekt, yo! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Since autonomous killer robots are now getting their first battlefield kills, I'd like to present one of my all-time favorite SNL sketches that sadly is no longer satire. youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM?...

It's Obama Appreciation Day! They called him deporter-in-chief. He expanded America from 2 wars to 7. He justified torture. He assassinated American citizens including an American child. He double-tapped a wedding. He did record drone strikes. Record oil and gas drilling. Built concentration camps.

This is how I plan to go out. My good friend Jerry served our free community meals with us one last day, and I get the call not 48 hours later that he'd passed. Go out on top. Give till you can't!

Hot Take: We're already in the AI Matrix.

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.

Am I crazy, or was this literally a plot point in Idiocracy?

Clear that place out on 12 seconds by running in and yelling, "I am a process server from family court"

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