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“When this president says something is illegal does he have any credibility? This is a guy who thinks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are three different things!”

Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.49. The Justice Department charging former FBI Director James Comey, at Trump's direction on social media, with lying to Congress, despite both of the possible witnesses making previous statements that undermine the government's prosecution? Priceless.

Physician here: Tylenol is a recommended treatment for fever and pain in pregnancy. As always, Canada sticks with science. 🇨🇦

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Yesterday we learned that Trump micromanages the prosecution of his enemies and that the head of his secret police was filmed accepting a $50k bribe in a paper bag. Still, for the editors of NYT, the sanctification of Charlie Kirk, saint and martyr is a bigger news story. This paper is soulless.

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KIMMEL can lose his job for expressing free speech but BRIAN KILMEADE at FOX NEWS can keep his job after saying HOMELESS PEOPLE should be EXECUTED! MAKE it MAKE SENSE! 🙄

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Failure to ugly cry over a dead podcaster now a Federal offense.

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"When it absolutely has to look the very worst: Painting by Ted."

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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

"Joe Biden is a bumbling, dementia-filled, Alzheimer's, corrupt tyrant who should honestly be put in prison and/or given the death penalty for his crimes against America." -Charlie Kirk (07/24/23)

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MSNBC fires Matt Dowd for telling the truth about Charlie Kirk's hateful rhetoric. Meanwhile, this guy who said we should execute homeless people is still on the air at Fox.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Civil War has been canceled because the shooter is a straight white Mormon kid from Utah.

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Charlie Kirk got hundreds of thousands of dollars to bus people to the Capitol on January 6, 2021. One of those people hit a cop with a fire extinguisher. Now the GOP, who refuses to hang the plaque thanking law enforcement, is talking about a memorial to Charlie Kirk at the Capitol.

How about that.

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Republicans: "Come on, you guys! Charlie Kirk got killed! What's up with political violence?" Also Republicans: "Remember when Trump unleashed a violent mob to kill us and insert Trump as president? Yeah, let's rewrite the history of that."

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Bonus: killing schoolchildren gets a shrug, but killing a guy who publicly said gun deaths were necessary gets GOP lawmakers excited. 🙄 Huh. I wonder why thoughts and prayers aren't cutting it this time.

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"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." Charlie Kirk, April 2023

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The Trump admin has a new propaganda video claiming that DHS is "safeguarding our culture and shared values." Micah Bock, the Trump appointee in the video, was accused in college of rubbing his erection against a sleeping woman and claiming she was "asking for it." h/t @jasonpaladino.bsky.social.

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Price of #eggs $2.96. Price of #gas $3.19. RFK, Jr., removing all members of the CDC vaccine advisory committee? Priceless.