if you never slow down during a pvz speedrun you probably will get a worse time overall might need to apply that to my everyday life...

having an absolute mare today. kind of the whole week tbh 😭 but today is especially bad pc of 6 years decided to die!

Watched both Repo: Genetic Opera AND Hamilton for the first time is it a crime to say I enjoyed Repo more

I'm actually somewhat confident the Greens can win this by-election. Showing that we aren't a wasted vote just a couple of months before the local elections would be massive.

to join the weird mismatch of CM people, pvz speedrunners, and politics people following me, now an irl friend is following this account. now i don't know WHAT to do.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

no longer a teen (that's been the case for 24 hours but shhh)

15/20 levels made for the level pack! A few even have some lua in there... 👀👀👀👀 very excited for people to see some of them. I've already sent a couple I love to some people despite telling myself I wouldn't do that until it's all released

Noticed how there's been a lot of roguelikes that combine with something really awesome to make something even more awesome recently so what if I combined it with a genre that's shit that's right I'm making a roguelike clicker game because I suddenly had ideas for it and it seems relatively easy

Speedrunners love to gaslight people. They'll say things like "WOAH I just got Full Zorp Bumpy!" and expect you to pretend theyre not saying complete nonsense. They'll say youre the crazy one for saying that's not real.

Finally tried my hand a hard sudoku featured on cracking the cryptic... and I was able to solve it! In 134 minutes, but I'm proud of myself anyways! No given digits!

Green party namedropped in the new Doctor Who spinoff (The War Between the Land and the Sea) while all other parties / politicians are made up lol

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

at least there's one sane party, fucking hell

life hack cancelling my therapy that costs 40 quid a session and replacing it with (at least) an hour of mandatory poetry writing a week

How on earth has environment gone down so much after fucking Hurricane Melissa this week???

despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better

today's been one hell of a fucking day

Just finished the first season of Severance. It's good. Watch it. Never felt so much adrenaline watching TV

just had my runes read it does NOT look good

I refuse to doom. I think a lot of people are surprised that my dark and spooky aesthetic comes paired with a very sunny disposition. I’m not ignorant to how fucked up things are right now, but when so many evil people in power try to drown you in despair, hope and joy is a weapon.

I think my last pb really burnt me out on pvz any% tbh idk if I'm going to play for a while if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol maybe another ng+ stream before uni

I swear I have a superpower for fixing my sleep schedule

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

What the fuck was that slander from Starmer towards Zack Polanski? To imply he's a misogynist? That is evil. #PMQs

ZACK POLANSKI WINS BY 17K VOTES WHAT A LANDSLIDE GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FIFTEEN HOURS AGO THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORLD RECORD Massive 5-5 choke :( also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.

ctr goes crazy power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell

Plants vs Zombies 👀

a month on e and no changes I can notice :(

just had my tarots read it does NOT look good

another cool thing about this PB: I think that this is only the 2nd time in any% that I have PB'ed without breaking a minute barrier. (The first being my 3:17:33). That's kind of ridiculous to think about.

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

Still trying to determine who to vote for deputy. Frank is definitely going on there, and then Rachel is probably 2nd, but I'm really struggling with how to rank the rest!

I must say I find it kind of funny how most people followed me because "oh pvz speedrunner I know" and now they get to see my takes on the leadership election of a foreign (to most) minor political party vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme

Oh yeah this happened yesterday fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January

Zack gives me hope for politics, which is so very rare nowadays. Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA. #BackZack no question.

my estrogen patch fucking moved i'm not crazy i swear it FUCKING MOVED

is it a bad sign if someone asks you to be his girlfriend but only after they've had 16 shots 😭😭😭

"I swear it's just trans people they don't like!" That's just the easiest target. Once trans people are gone, they're moving on to the next.

And then Badenoch made fun of her for her appearance. Awful moment all around. By no means a fan of Reeves but this was really hard to watch.

I really love how Starmer just ignores questions posed to him with no pretence of ever actually answering it. Just insults thrown at the other party to completely legitimate questions. A year on and it really doesn't feel like a big change from the Tories... #PMQs

Watch Years and Years. I am a sobbing mess and it's so worth it.

So the UK Met Office is inviting people to suggest up to 5 names for storms. And apparently lots of people have been suggesting "Storm Bigoil", along with BP, Equinor, Exxon & Shell... This is obviously appalling & definitely not to be emulated via this link: www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...

Series 3 is not my favourite series of Torchwood. It might be the best story of Torchwood. It's not my favourite series.

"Even when it's off the bloody thing is black" brilliant work Wouldn't expect any less from this legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeX4...

This article was sort of infuriating to read www.newstatesman.com/the-weekend-... It feels like somehow they were taken off guard that Zack was going to run, even though it felt pretty obvious. And all their messaging is just against Zack, while Zack's messaging is his vision for the future...

I'm down to #BackZack instead of Adrian + Ellie, but I wish he would have some stronger responses to questions on trans rights like the one this morning! Zack has recognised that on issues like immigration and the economy, it's all about the "story" that's presented. But it's the same 1/4

Y'know when a supermarket says "we've got 100s of items price-matched to Aldi" but people still go to Aldi, because *everything* there is price-matched to Aldi. This is the far-right loon version of that.