just had my runes read it does NOT look good

I refuse to doom. I think a lot of people are surprised that my dark and spooky aesthetic comes paired with a very sunny disposition. I’m not ignorant to how fucked up things are right now, but when so many evil people in power try to drown you in despair, hope and joy is a weapon.

I think my last pb really burnt me out on pvz any% tbh idk if I'm going to play for a while if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol maybe another ng+ stream before uni

I swear I have a superpower for fixing my sleep schedule

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

What the fuck was that slander from Starmer towards Zack Polanski? To imply he's a misogynist? That is evil. #PMQs

ZACK POLANSKI WINS BY 17K VOTES WHAT A LANDSLIDE GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FIFTEEN HOURS AGO THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORLD RECORD Massive 5-5 choke :( also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.

ctr goes crazy power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell

Plants vs Zombies 👀

a month on e and no changes I can notice :(

just had my tarots read it does NOT look good

another cool thing about this PB: I think that this is only the 2nd time in any% that I have PB'ed without breaking a minute barrier. (The first being my 3:17:33). That's kind of ridiculous to think about.

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

Still trying to determine who to vote for deputy. Frank is definitely going on there, and then Rachel is probably 2nd, but I'm really struggling with how to rank the rest!

I must say I find it kind of funny how most people followed me because "oh pvz speedrunner I know" and now they get to see my takes on the leadership election of a foreign (to most) minor political party vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme

Oh yeah this happened yesterday fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January

Zack gives me hope for politics, which is so very rare nowadays. Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA. #BackZack no question.

my estrogen patch fucking moved i'm not crazy i swear it FUCKING MOVED

is it a bad sign if someone asks you to be his girlfriend but only after they've had 16 shots 😭😭😭

"I swear it's just trans people they don't like!" That's just the easiest target. Once trans people are gone, they're moving on to the next.

And then Badenoch made fun of her for her appearance. Awful moment all around. By no means a fan of Reeves but this was really hard to watch.

I really love how Starmer just ignores questions posed to him with no pretence of ever actually answering it. Just insults thrown at the other party to completely legitimate questions. A year on and it really doesn't feel like a big change from the Tories... #PMQs

Watch Years and Years. I am a sobbing mess and it's so worth it.

So the UK Met Office is inviting people to suggest up to 5 names for storms. And apparently lots of people have been suggesting "Storm Bigoil", along with BP, Equinor, Exxon & Shell... This is obviously appalling & definitely not to be emulated via this link: www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...

Series 3 is not my favourite series of Torchwood. It might be the best story of Torchwood. It's not my favourite series.

"Even when it's off the bloody thing is black" brilliant work Wouldn't expect any less from this legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeX4...

This article was sort of infuriating to read www.newstatesman.com/the-weekend-... It feels like somehow they were taken off guard that Zack was going to run, even though it felt pretty obvious. And all their messaging is just against Zack, while Zack's messaging is his vision for the future...

I'm down to #BackZack instead of Adrian + Ellie, but I wish he would have some stronger responses to questions on trans rights like the one this morning! Zack has recognised that on issues like immigration and the economy, it's all about the "story" that's presented. But it's the same 1/4

Y'know when a supermarket says "we've got 100s of items price-matched to Aldi" but people still go to Aldi, because *everything* there is price-matched to Aldi. This is the far-right loon version of that.

I am still distraught over Doctor Who the crashout is real

I got Friday's Whodle in 1 guess! ✅ Can you? whodle.dixonary.co.uk/game/2025-05... It's so rare I get one from this era in one!

I guess Yorkshire is just loud about it - surprised it's not just behind Scotland considering there's a Yorkshire independence party!

idea: water but it always tastes like it does after being hungover

Tourette's Hero had a really influential role in my childhood, around when I first got diagnosed with Tourette's. I remember always writing her name on "who is your hero" questions and the like. And to see this now... Fuck this government. So much. The "party of work" preventing people from work.

I’m profoundly sad to say that as of today, I’ll no longer be able to do my job as co-artistic director of #Touretteshero because of a recent decision by #AccessToWork to cut my support by 61%. Read & share this post, the hardest I've had to write: www.touretteshero.com/2025/05/23/a... 1/4

whodle makes me appreciate just how much of a doctor who nerd I really am. this might be my best "got it first try" one yet whodle.dixonary.co.uk

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I'm finally properly British. Just had my first cup of tea

spoke at a protest for the first time a bit ago (not being specific because then you might find the protest!) turnout was way bigger than expected and so it was really throwing me into the deep end lol. But I'm happy with how I did!

LMAO I BEAT THE TORIES AND THE LIB DEMS!!! No campaign even needed for that...

HOW DID WE MISS THE OPPORTUNITY FOR GAY DALEKS news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/enterta...

This "debate" about who should use what toilet doesn’t benefit anyone. It doesn’t fix the underfunding of women's refuges, NHS waiting lists leaving women in terrible pain, mums skipping meals to feed their kids. How about we get on with tackling the real issues affecting women?

Green Party Co-leaders @carladenyer.bsky.social and @adrianramsay.bsky.social respond to the interim EHRC guidance ⤵️ greenparty.org.uk/2025/04/27/g...

The Greens remain the only (major) party (in England) with a moral backbone

West of England mayoral voting intention (9-23 April) - a close race between Mary Page and Helen Godwin Mary Page (Grn): 27% Helen Godwin (Lab): 23% Arron Banks (Ref): 18% Steve Smith (Con): 17% Oli Henman (LD): 13% Ian Scott (Ind): 2% yougov.co.uk/politics/art...

Saying you're treating trans people 'with dignity and respect' whilst doing everything but that is... a choice. #PMQs

Mr Ring a Ding's song in 10 languages! 🌍 #DoctorWho #Lux 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇪🇸🇫🇷🇵🇱🇧🇷🇷🇴🇸🇮🇹🇷🇨🇿

I don’t remember this being in the edit #doctorwho #lux #daleks