Preorders are open now on my website. This black kitty smaller than a kernel of Candycorn is $35. Take a looksie whimsycalling.com #blackcat #catminiature #tinyart #spookycat #handmade

Spent time doing beach house maintenance last weekend since the rental season is over. Walked into the den & was like “hm, something is different here.” Computer, Enhance. Enhace! ENHANCE

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

👀 Sneak peak 🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ They can hold a full dice set, can be “equipped” with pride pins, and can cling to a larger bag with a carabiner, keychain, or lanyard.

I love how every Labrador I meet is completely on brand “food? food? I smell food over here, do you have food for me? I have never eaten anything, ever, in my life, please feed me immediately”

This only happens to you once

Calling all duck enthusiasts, especially those who love a good classic: Mallard duck keychains are here and ready to display your one true passion! Adopt one here 🦆 evanskyarts.com/products/por... #art #handmade #cute #duck #ducks #bird #birds #artist #SmallBusiness #GiftIdeas #ShopSmall #bsnm

We’ve hit the “put in all your leave through the end of the year, yes even the ones you’re pretty sure you’re gonna cancel” phase of shutdown prep.

Hurts to let these go, but I unfortunately injured my foot dropping something on it to the point where I cannot wear these any more. I have a pair of resin hoof shoes by Epic Worx on Etsy. They are a size 9 women's, & currently have a stretchy black 'fur' sock. Still in great shape. Open to offers.

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

power of primordial gods🐓

Painted and ready to travel towards the kiln :,)

Also these 🙃

Honestly, I think I made too many pins this time 🫣🪶 clairespiller.com

TIL there are jellyfish in the Severn. (Okay ~technically~ this is where College Creek transitions to Dorsey Creek, 1/2mi before the latter flows into the Severn. But still. Jellyfish. In the river.) All my Waterways Sci peeps prob like “yes kiwi they are brackish-tolerant species”

Baby Jim for @antidarkheart.bsky.social ! Thanks so much, it was a delight to sculpt your cutie into a bite-size cutie! 🥰 #needleFelting #fiberArts #GreenCheekConure #parrotSky #Halloween 🪶 #birb

Was curious about all the skeletons erupting out of the ground until I remembered it’s the first day of Fall.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Anyone have recs for the type of dry gas/etc to use in an (older but fuel-injected engine) coupe that’s been sitting for about a year? Not saying the fuel has degraded but having it on-hand seems smart. All the online recs are for small snowblower/etc or to preserve fresh fuel that will sit.

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

trying one more time I need to rehome my cat, been trying dor months woth no luck, he deserves a loving home I am located in eastern PA right next to jersey, im willing to travel a bit alt text has the screenshot info ⚠️please share this, help me find a miracle⚠️ #cat #rehome #help #helpsky

‪ Look at this poofed up tiny, round, dumpling baby hummingbird using the feeder with mom watching attentively behind them in the morning sun 🥰. Look at those little feet holding on lol 1/800 f/16 #birds #🪶#hummingbird #SciArt #photography

I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.

One of the fun parts of working in a hastily-renovated defunct historical military hospital is the nonchalant shrug upon acquiring a Mystery Chemical Burn. Sure, you COULD try retracing steps to find what you brushed up against, but it’s more productive to neutralize the rxn & slap a bandaid on it.

🪸 Reef Dreams VI ⭐ Caribbean Reef Octopus 🐙 🐙 Sculpted from clay and lovingly painted 🎨 🪸 🪸 Glass beads set on silver wire 🔗 sculptedreef.com/products/no-... #Art #ArtYear #ArtGallery #BSNM #CoralReef #ReefSpecies #Sculpture #BlueSkyArtShow #Octopus 🦑🐡

Look who is almost done?!?! I have some sashing to finish and I can set it aside for my long arm.

Pigeon wallet preorders are open 🪶 Oct-Nov delivery

Good morning!

A law enforcement officer shot a student at the U.S. Naval Academy on Thursday during a lockdown that was prompted by online threats from someone who had been kicked out of the institution, a source said. www.nbcnews.com/news/militar...

Guys stay away from downtown #Annapolis for a bit. Naval Academy’s having a bad time. (If PD/emergency vehicles haven’t gridlocked traffic yet they will soon.)

I think I’ve got six of these guys left currently! (I may try to make another batch of them in October if time permits). Leslielevings.bigcartel.com

This isn't how birding is supposed to work!

September. Is too early. For Christmas songs on the radio.

WIP tiny foxies! Added a ramen fox bc I have many small teacups & somehow had only made ramen noodles (dragons or snakes) before.

These downtown sunflowers have now gotten so tall they seem to be attracting Lilliputian special forces. (This angle does not do justice to the true scale of these titans; they’re probably over 12ft high w/a 3in diameter stem; picket fence is 3ft high.)

More stuff added to the square store, including these two smaller, baby gryphon plush. Their names are Eurydice & Nessus & they are looking for good homes! hopefulmonsterstudios.square.site

Just kinda hoping the F22 circling low over Annapolis is doing a salute to the Naval Academy’s new Superintendent or something.

i'm being so good and virtuous in my daily routine, why do i feel like i'm dying

The first set of my mousepads came in and they are sooo cute!!! I'm doing another round of pre-orders now in case you missed out :3 Pre-order here: birdietam.art/collections/...

Finally got decent pics of the two adult gryphon plush that came home from AC with me. They are about 12" long from paw to tail tip & have embroidered details. They are also super soft, made from the sew lush fabric Joanns used to stock. Home | Hopeful Monster Studios share.google/4PuwUt8MDRSW...

This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read

What a week. 🚬 [oc, meme redraw]

Parents liked how the sharks cleaned up & took these wooden fish (coated in dark brown/navy deck paint) off the pump shed walls to ask if I could turn them into bright cartoony neon fish. Several cans of primer & tubes of exterior acrylic later, we have bright neon, blacklight-reactive fishies!

Today’s project: Shork restoration. Parents bought these at a local OBX art festival in 2015; wood held up magnificently to 10yrs sun & salty sea air but they’d lost most of their paint. (Forgot to take photos until after 1st coat of grey.) Artist is Laurell Stowe of This Little Cottage Crafters.

Noodling about this evening, blending fresh clay for new sculpts. Made a small tea foxie. Debating giving them a fancy tophat & monocle. Can’t quite decide.

Hey you can get a pin of my art lol