I used to work for an American company and there was always the possibility of moving out there. You honestly couldn't pay me enough to even try to visit there now

Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, the U.K has just generated a record amount of clean, domestic wind energy. Enough to power 23 million homes! U.K decarbonisation policy is a recipe for energy security.

For you, I would destroy heaven For you, I would raise hell No promises, no threats. Fuck, Rosalia 🤯

This feels correct #AppleMusicReplay and leave me alone about the Benson Boone album, there's a song on there that slaps

GOOD NEWS FOR THIS WEEK: All-star charity concert for trans+ rights announced 🏳️‍⚧️ 🙌 💙 A major charity concert in support of trans+ rights, Trans Mission, has been announced for March 11th at OVO Arena Wembley. Featuring incredible artist! Go check it out!

Booked 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransMission

Flashing back to loosing my mind at Basement Jaxx dropping this mid set at Drumsheds and the audience not really getting it

I am too hungover for train cancellations and trying to reroute myself 😭

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 36, not dead yet promise

"oh it's so cold out you could cut glass with my nips"

Yup same

This little girl voice Kemi is putting on is pure misogyny and it's vile

The only part of Star Wars I'm invested in is Darth Binks. Long live our great lord, meesa your humble servant

No spoilers, but I had full body goosebumps during As Long As You’re Mine

No one is beating this little French woman from Porto

"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."

In the words of @michellevisage.bsky.social "another bikini girl?"

We’ve written to the Culture Secretary & Chair of the BBC Board, calling for Robbie Gibb’s removal from the board. Many BBC staff are concerned that he is a block to the BBC maintaining its chartered objective of independence. Read more here: bectu.org.uk/news/bectu-c...

2024: the promise of no more tories, but at what cost… 2025: the promise of no more Keir, but at what cost… Labour out there making a progressive government and a gay PM feel like a poisoned chalice

Me still singing 🎶 Betty Eats Cake And Uncle Sells Eggs🎶 30 years later. Thank you Miss Brown

My Sunday in 4 parts

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Conflicted and fascinated at how having my age visible on Grindr changes my response levels...

Bring back spooky season

Required viewing, every year, because ideas are in fact bulletproof

I live in London, and the mayoralty of New York City makes no practical difference to my life at all, but my goodness it’s been a while since I rooted for anyone as strongly as I’m rooting for Zohran Mamdani

New boyband just dropped (we lost our Baby 😢)

Halloween night 2: demon form Mystery from Kpop Demon Hunters

Halloween night 1: Death (but make it fashun)

But for real though. COVID, being at home with nothing else to distract you from tuning into what's happening in the world, having the time to dig deeper without work and social obligations, 100% paying attention radicalised me.

“Keir Starmer is, politically speaking, the walking dead. Which really is an insult to zombies because, as any fan of the genre will know, zombies have a very clear sense of direction” 💀

Housemate who doesn’t love horror suggests we watch House of Dynamite instead. Realist(ish) start of a nuclear war plays out. We’re now WAY more terrified than after any of the scary movies we’ve watched this month. Great plan.

Titanic OST as office music to honour this

Wait is it common knowledge that Emmanuel Macron started his relationship with Brigitte when he was 15, a classmate of her daughter and she was his theatre workshop teacher?!

Sunset before 5pm, so I made cake to find joy

think this is something that white people/non-migrants maybe don't always get, more broadly - can't speak for all immigrants, of course, or for all non-white people, but even I, arguably the single most white-passing mixed race person to ever do it, will hear that stuff and take it pretty personally

Fuck winter, I hate it iandunt.substack.com/p/today-it-r...

Someone get Cat this T-shirt STAT #TheTraitors

Sorry to be that millennial but I made myself salmon onigiri for lunch and I wanted to share with the class 🍙

Straight men going around with a slutty little waist and caked up like they’re running a bakery… why/whomst are you doing that for?!

Interrupting spooky season for #LFF Nicholas Galitzine as the gen-z Mills & Boon hunk in sweet feminist fantasy romance is the world I want to live in

This is going to become my Roman Empire. What do you mean they just robbed the Louvre in BROAD DAYLIGHT with a mechanical ladder?! 😂

Soap. For some reason shower gel is the one place I will not disposable contemplate plastic packaging so always use a bar of soap.

Admirable restraint from the BBC. It took 11 minutes into episode 3 for a topless Tom Daley #TheTraitors

Reskeet with your favourite Halloween costume. Always this creepy clown henchman

Halloween month and scary movies can now resume after the last 5 days were consumed by making and serving this years Overly Elaborate Dinner Party! Photos to unashamedly show off what I spent 2 days cooking, alt text for all the wanky food details

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91