This is a snatch game bomb for the ages! Least we’ve got Froy and Zane 😍

Missing the most important rule. Never, EVER, have sex.

I think “Wuthering Heights” has the same problem Saltburn does - Fennell’s insistence on redeeming characters she identifies with completely defangs the critique. Unfortunately for it though, unlike Saltburn, style utterly overwhelms any crumb of substance that could have been too

Your email still finds me listening to Bad Bunny pretending this first sunny blue sky day in London in months is in fact tropical and not 1°C

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

God I could scream. Taxpayers don't fund things with their taxes. The government funds things by issuing bonds. Taxes at best recover money already spent.

Calling it now, unhinged if Epstein somehow does in for Keir Starmer but not for Donald Trump who is mentioned 1972 times in those files....

What a light we’ve lost 😢

BREAKING: WIN 🏳️‍⚧️ 💥 The High Court just refused Sex Matters' permission to ban trans women from the Hampstead ponds. We're relieved that the ponds can remain a place where trans people have always belonged. Thank you to the all the people that pushed back against division.

I'm sat

Four pics you're using (to attempt) to defend your face card!

Of all the relentlessly boring “jokes” right wingers make there is none more pathetic than the “where’s your global warming now libs?!” the second it gets cold

I am DEEPLY DEEPLY emotional that your word and friendship beat more money. My faith in humanity is a little restored Stephen and Rachel #TheTraitors

THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME #TheTraitors

Jade has been incredibly composed and graceful despite always being under fire while always serving cunt and I would kill for her

AS👏IT👏SHOULD👏BE👏

Latest addition to my desk really sums up how I feel about today

Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000.

Basic bitch take but, if these despots watched more nature documentaries they would be better people. No time for fascism/imperialism when you’re mind is getting blown with facts like mudskippers can hop distances that are the equivalent to a human jumping the length of an Airbus A319

My sister to me “your generation in Portugal are alright. Like boomers are fine” Me instantly “did you just call me a fucking boomer?!”

Traitors dinner parties are 2/2 for making me sob like a baby

This is my kink ngl

Amazon has revealed a first look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the new Prime Video Tomb Raider series:

Seeing Zee Machine and Cain Culto on the Hoopla lineup was exactly the motivation I needed to not off myself #LoveJanuary✌️

That wasn’t so much falling, as crashing onto one’s own sword

I started this week fully in a new year new me PMA place. Then work and London January weather kicked my ass and all I want is the weekend to get here so I can hide under my duvet please thanks

That may be the dumbest single move ever played on Traitors UK. Ego is a hell if a drug

barking at the screen 🫦😋

At first I didn’t read the source of this and was VERY confused because I thought it was about the UK

Here's what baffles me, it's clear to all of us that what little power we have left to us in this late stage capitalist hellscape is to take our "money" elsewhere. Every person and organisation is CHOOSING to fund sexual exploitation by staying on X. Your eyeballs are their revenue stream.

Coming to you live from Berkshire

IT'S SNOWING

2026 resolution is “follow through” First win, building a custom bookcase for the weird ledge on the stairs (it’s not finished yet)

That last episode of Stranger Things was 45% epilogues but I bawled like a baby several many times

Immortalising the moustache as it’s staying in 2025

If you gym on the last day of the year that means you were consistent, right?

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

When I worked as a trolley dolley I once had Kate Winslet chatting in the galley for 2 hours on a flight from Seattle to London because she couldn’t sleep. I fangirled pretty hard about Titanic. It was awesome.

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. Garden of Eden edition.

Bicep thread contribution (with a pinch of salt cuz this is mid gym pump)

Honestly it might be worth watching Avatar: Fire and Ash just for how mindblowingly good Zoe Saldaña is. The way she emotes through all the CGI and embodies the Na’vi is the heart of all these movies.

The way she always snuggle up to you so she gets to be under the blanket too 😍

All this trying to out him discourse is ridiculous because a) leave the man alone and b) ARE YOU BLIND AND DEAF AND DUMB?!

The most Teixeira Christmas tradition. There may be blood. Wish me luck.

Stuffed! But I did this on my own in 3 hours so think I earned this food baby (including stuffing and cranberry sauce from scratch ✌🏼)

Pantera Gleneagles, really captures my multinational upbringing