Nobody loves playing through a minor injury quite like Jamal

Same as it ever was

I just want to know what happened to the flopping technical

Really pisses me off that a high 5 after the shot is considered a foul in the NBA now. Call that shit a foul on any other court across the globe and you'll either find yourself in a fight or on the sidelines watching everyone else cause no one wants play with your ass.

Sengun has the biomechanics of an infant

34 years ago today my mother gave birth to an 11lb baby Steven. Today she is getting her hip replaced. These two things may be related.

This is why I only vote for sexy politicians. In the event they all start blowing each other I dont want to have to shudder thinking about it.

Weird thing about having a real backup center for the first time since the Plumdog days is that I'm kind of excited for the few games Jokic sits out just so Val can log some actual minutes.

Absolute monster. Men, if you see this man in public and he escapes with all his teeth you have failed on your end of the social contract.

he is human and needs to be loved

Afro Mal, black skyline jerseys, and playing against the Clippers makes me miss Paul Millsap.

Thinking about all the NBA players I will be able to posterize when I weigh -200lbs. Count your fucking days, Wemby.

Dear God what is this Kings starting lineup, no fanbase should have to witness this

Not winning the in season tournament is the morally correct decision so it's w/e but holy hell that was one of the worst officiated games I've ever seen

Back in the day we used to call this the "fuck it, Gary Harris down there somewhere" pass.

Look at all them slippery surfaces. Please god, I've never asked you for anything before but I'm calling on you right now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

You know what would make the NBA more fun than some silly courts and a tournament nobody gives a fuck about? Do away with the bland corporate bullshit team logos and bring back the fun ones that actually had character.

I think it's finally safe to say that Chris Paul will never be winning an NBA championship. Thank you basketball gods.

I think something to note about Jamal Murray is that last off-season was the first real off-season he has had since like pre-Covid due to either Covid itself and its effect on the NBA timeline, being injured, playing Olympics, or a shortened one due to winning a title.

I generally think Adam Silver has been an evil force who is trying to kill the basketball gods but rigging the draft to send Victor Wembanyama to the single NBA franchise that wouldn't break him before he found his footing in this league was a good thing.

I've seen enough, Aaron Gordon is the MVP of this league

Cam Johnson has a Bob Ross style energy to him. He just seems so precious.

As a proud member of the Chris Paul Hater Alliance I am very pleased looking at this Clippers-Jazz score

Can't stop thinking about how cleanly the skater kid just plucked them glasses right off his head. Unpredictable moving target, thin frames, tensions high and he yanked them things no problem. Just incredible coordination, last guy in the world I'd want to be chasing after he just stole my vision.

One thing you don't want to do is be an "oh no my glasses" guy right after antagonizing a crowd

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

The most important thing about the Nuggets so far this preseason is that they look like they are having fun again.

You should be legally required to commit seppuku for groveling this hard for someone and forcing us, the viewers, to deal with the secondhand embarrassment of watching such a spectacle.

This was the best action the Nuggets ran last night and shows you just how quickly they can use their two bigs — Jokic & Valanciunas — to put the opponent in a real bind. Great, great stuff. #NuggetsSky

Dropping agent orange on folks to be politically correct 🥰🥰

Chicken fried rice but I batter and deep fry each individual grain of rice

I know this pasty, ketchup is spicy ass mfer isn't acting like 75% of the American population couldn't stuff his ass inside of a locker

"I just think the guys doing sig heils should be on our side"

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

BREAKING: Rocky has been raptured 🙏🙏🙏

One day you're catching a nice acetaminophen buzz in your mother's womb and the next you're on a first date telling a very bored woman all about the Shanghai Maglev

Genocide, it's an old fashioned word, it means a bag full of killing.

New law idea: if you know a podcaster's favorite Starbucks order you should be sent to tough grass for no less than 72 hours consecutively.

KSE spending years not putting the nuggets on TV has prepared me for the resistance by teaching me that I need to pirate things

Can't afford gas, can't afford groceries, can afford to subsist entirely off cocaine and just sprint to my destinations.

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

As always, it's just impossible to explain the motives of all of our recent happenings to a normal person without sounding like you're the insane one.

I too like to start my day with a little stochastic terrorism

Gun violence sucks, we should do something about it.

Never seen a single picture or video of this guy that didn't look like he was in the process of soiling his drawers

Imagine if It Happens at the UFC white house event. Joe Rogan yelling "oh, he's rocked" as he clutches his chest and falls dead.

I've got a solution. Nuggets have to put a Melo Jersey in the rafters on the condition that Melo hang a Josh Kroenke Missouri Tigers jersey somewhere in his home.

You and I are richer than Gates, Zuckerberg, etc. because we can afford not to polish the boots of the authoritarian clown.

I just want Melos jersey retired so I can stop fucking hearing about it every fiscal quarter