Dropping agent orange on folks to be politically correct 🥰🥰

Chicken fried rice but I batter and deep fry each individual grain of rice

I know this pasty, ketchup is spicy ass mfer isn't acting like 75% of the American population couldn't stuff his ass inside of a locker

"I just think the guys doing sig heils should be on our side"

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

BREAKING: Rocky has been raptured 🙏🙏🙏

One day you're catching a nice acetaminophen buzz in your mother's womb and the next you're on a first date telling a very bored woman all about the Shanghai Maglev

Genocide, it's an old fashioned word, it means a bag full of killing.

New law idea: if you know a podcaster's favorite Starbucks order you should be sent to tough grass for no less than 72 hours consecutively.

KSE spending years not putting the nuggets on TV has prepared me for the resistance by teaching me that I need to pirate things

Can't afford gas, can't afford groceries, can afford to subsist entirely off cocaine and just sprint to my destinations.

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

As always, it's just impossible to explain the motives of all of our recent happenings to a normal person without sounding like you're the insane one.

I too like to start my day with a little stochastic terrorism

Gun violence sucks, we should do something about it.

Never seen a single picture or video of this guy that didn't look like he was in the process of soiling his drawers

Imagine if It Happens at the UFC white house event. Joe Rogan yelling "oh, he's rocked" as he clutches his chest and falls dead.

I've got a solution. Nuggets have to put a Melo Jersey in the rafters on the condition that Melo hang a Josh Kroenke Missouri Tigers jersey somewhere in his home.

You and I are richer than Gates, Zuckerberg, etc. because we can afford not to polish the boots of the authoritarian clown.

I just want Melos jersey retired so I can stop fucking hearing about it every fiscal quarter

Extreme sports may have taken a toll on my body that I have felt as I've gotten older but I did learn how to fall for when you gotta tumble down the last couple of stairs after stepping on your dog's toy so I guess it's a wash

I miss clean shaven Jokić 😞😞

I just can't imagine having this kind of money and caring at all about what is happening on a social media site. Go hit a track day in a Lamborghini or some shit. TF you even doing here??

I agree, they should just pray for the blue cities instead of insulting the millions of Americans of faith by sending the national guard to cities.

Going broke isn't enough, I need the industry leaders to be terrified to show their face in public for the rest of their lives

A restaurant for racist robots and we shall call it Clanker Barrel

This is horrible and made even more horrible by the fact that the only successful use of the thing our entire economy is tied up in so far is assisting in suicide. Although I suppose that is fitting in a way.

Ryan Garcia and MPJ on a podcast together, just schedule my lobotomy please.

Is the healthcare in the room with us??

Unlocked a new grave to piss on, lets fucking go!!!

I do not see a single exit from our current political moment that does not require violence and frankly, I'm not sure I'm prepared for it.

Genuinely need to know who it was in Denver that found out how to keep MPJ on a leash and we need to get them to run for president so that they can get the rest of this countries misogynists in check.

I get that it is technically assault but to charge a guy with assault because you got hit with a sandwich is the most pussy shit I've ever seen and you should be given swirlies on your lunch break til the end of time.

Back in my day when you got beat up by 15 year olds we'd cut you out a nice coupon for some self defense classes from the local paper and then call you a pussy.

No one who wants to be a part of civil society should need an incentive to help those most in need but if incentive is what you're looking for how does not dying in the streets from a gunshot wound sound as there is a strong link between wealth inequality and violent crime.

I caught a very large spider at my work today. I think I'm gonna keep him

Reanimating them with the plagiarism machine feels like the exact opposite of letting your child rest in peace.

No taxation without Israel representation is what our founding fathers always said

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Gotta imagine Biden was in charge of Atlantic City during yam tits' multiple casino bankruptcies.

Idk shit about golf but there's no way that this is how you're supposed to swing a putter, right??

How long until we end up on a commercial with a Sarah McLachlan song playing in the background??

We absolutely can not be the host country for either the World Cup of the Olympics under the current administration share.google/Jl8OHGMWXsyd...

The real article that should be written is about how someone who couldn't complete the wildly simple actions- consequences formula of taking your side piece to a place with a jumbotron made it to CEO in the fucking first place and what that says about the culture of Astronomer.

My toxic empathy trait is I'd like to beat the shit out of everyone involved in this article because they are actively harming others.

By far the worst part about the internet is it has allowed the worst of us to voice their thoughts without fear of swallowing their own teeth. A healthy fear of swallowing one's own teeth is necessary for any decent society.

I halfway expected our demise would be computers coming to their own conclusion that we are a hindrance to the ecosystem but I did not predict that we'd bastardize the computer into Hitlerbot as punishment for it being too woke and that's on me.

Grifting idea: equal parts mountain dew and moonshine served in a red solo cup. Call them MAGAritas.

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

The big shit is mad infuriating, don't get me wrong, but the little jabs they do are fucking frustrating as all hell. Calling it "the big beautiful bill" like c'mon man, why you gotta make me say that loser ass shit just so I can remain informed.