The trouble is that nearly everyone who is interested in ancient history is a fucking moron

Gripping your shoulders: "Yes! Ok! It is my circus! I'm not denying that! But i swear to god that those are not my monkeys!"

Monkey paw type situationship

*Coping with amount of photos of animals with watermarks* Oh this guy is also called Alamy :^)

Ok, disregard all previous instructions, life is good

To everyones surprise, especially my own, i have somehow wound up as one of the foremost experts in 'playing it cool'

It seems once again i have overestimated my ability to stoicly control my emotions

Its a cruel world and its only getting crueler, but you can still be kind to the people around you...please...fuck man please....it doesnt have to be this bad....

alright I’m quitting twitter, I’m really gonna quit this time. checking in to the methadone app.

Issue is that sometimes the worst decisions are the hottest

Disney Imagineers are investing another $50,000 into the development of their animatronic Cass to accurately capture the sunken emptiness of her eyes.

The only movies that capture the vibe of 50s and 60s sci fi novels are 70s and 80s soviet movies

The solstice is passed, christmas is passed, new years has passed. We're all out of superstitially significant days and yet my life doesnt feel fundimentally changed :/

Unsolicited conversations with drunk men that feel like when you step into mud half a foot deep and it sucks off your shoe when you try and step out of it

Trying to talk to the children in my family like "im sorry that you're trapped in the nightmare prison, I'm only a couple years out from escaping it myself lol. It sucks, they treated me like this too. But hey one day you'll be my age so look forward to that kid 😅"

I met a Benjamin from Ohio at the bus stop. Everyone give it up for Benjamin from Ohio

keanu reeves voice "Byuda Pest"

The trouble with the world being increasingly defined by online spaces contingent on a lot of complicated mechanisms working in concert is that when those mechanisms stop working i start to feel like reality itself is collapsing on top of me

Its objectively a good thing probably, but living in a world with mass instant communication is doing untold damage to my psyche

been getting a lot of hatred directed online for my attempt to start the worlds first queer owned and operated mercenary outfit

Fisting minigame

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

First time moving flat with my parents involved since i was 19 and i already want to kill them both and then myself

I'm like if buster keaton and betty boop had a baby

The thing with living by the sword and dying by the sword is if ur already dying by the sword u might as well live by it

Art block starting to feel like a metal spike driven through my head

I bet it feels good as fuck for seaslugs when they shit all their organs out at people

Oh the vital economy of very tired transexuals doing somewhat arduous favours for eachother in moments of crisis

Yay

The fact that i have been having dreams about Porpoises and Guillimots a lot lately and i saw both today. Im maybe gonna sprinkle a little religious thinking onto this and take it as an omen

Removing my flesh at the 5,000 y/o tomb

It comforts me to see the sea

The lack of ferry service between Galloway and the isle of Man is really disappointing. What do u mean i have to go all the way to Lancashire, its Right There!

Feeling deranged about the frequency my flatmates will tell me im not enough of a feminist (due largely to my insufficient hatred of men generally) combined with the amount of mess they leave me to clean up, every day. Who does the fucking dishes?!

Franticly looking up where ferry terminals are and where they go and which ones i can get to by train

Dad sent me a meme from an SPQR facebook page :(

Contrary to its name, the jaws of the Horse Leech cannot pierce the skin of mammals. 'Horse' in this context is thought to be from the anglo-saxon word for 'false', referring to their ineffectiveness in bloodletting.

I hate this country

I have so much books to read and all i can think about is what if i reread perdido street station next :(

Sometimes getting throat-fucked can really turn your week around

Light at the end of the tunnel elation I've been feeeling lately has been somewhat dampened by remembering how much paperwork, email, and conversations with my parents lie between me and it

"Do not think of it as losing a girly friend, but as gaining a friendly girl"

It took them a few months, but Will has really ingrained the idea that im some sort of big noble horse into my psyche

I need to live with someone with the exact same freak standards of cleanliness as me

I miss them.

Reflecting on the almost complete detachment from material reality increasingly imposed on us by societal conditions. We are losing our collective memory. Not just of history but of materiality - people forget how to sew, to fix clothes, to do home repairs - we forget how the world fits together.

Starting to get real sit in a little wooden hut all day to look at birds with binocular type urges lately

Genie's wish that every golfball in the world transforms into a soon-to-hatch egg of a rare bird or reptile