It’s absolutely unfair the amount of emotional labor the Pee Wee doc is going to do for me this weekend.

None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

Talk me out of taking my printer that has stopped working after less than a year back to Staples & hurling it through the front door.

I’m so happy for Katy Perry, finally feeling like a plastic bag drifting through the wind & being awful for the environment.

Hear me out, "Don't Wake Daddy" but as a gripping indie thriller.

If the bass player from weezer’s wife isn’t safe from the police then who is?

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan we don’t know each other, but thank you so much for mentioning the Al Pacino, Dunkaccino from Jack & Jill on this week‘s Guys episode, I was really dreading the internal debate I was going to have to have with myself on if I wanted to write in about it or not.

It’s time to tell the children about duct tape prom dresses.

If we’re gonna tank the market & everyone’s futures can we at least get the Panera Charged Lemonade back?

One thing everyone should understand is that DOGE has created the least efficient conditions for government I've ever seen. *The working conditions are chaotic. *No clear sense of who works there. *Routine processes have been stopped. *No planning can take place. *People are incredibly demoralized.

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

It’s illegal to deport people for political speech, but that’s exactly what ICE is trying to do to this Palestinian Columbia student. interc.pt/3Dvhxgk

Every day I try to see how long I can go without seeing a Cybertruck and then I clock the time when one unfortunately finally forces its ghastly site upon me. Today was 11:56 AM.

In honor of Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast actor George Lowe, who passed away yesterday, here's a little treasure I just discovered. These are all the surviving rare episodes of C to C from its last seasons 2006-08 on the defunct GameTap.com! Never seen these before! archive.org/details/sgc2...

I cannot tell which is more cursed, Casey Anthony starting a TikTok or Gwen Stefani shilling a lent app.

You know who else was unrepped? Osama bin Laden.

ZOOLANDER WHO

Just glanced over in a parking lot & made eye contact with Jeffrey Epstein

On top of everything else, I am seeing way more cars with anime girls on them and it feels related.

This week we tell the harrowing story of Paul Bennewitz, a simple nerdy engineer who spotted evidence of covert Air Force weapons programs and was gaslit into believing they were alien spacecraft @iwriteok.bsky.social @brandazzle.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

I need JD Vance to stop sitting like he’s about to get a lap dance

Trump could do a lot to heal the nation right now if one of his first executive orders was changing the Instagram feedback to square posts.

The looters I want to talk about are the ones who stole our safe and stable climate from us. Millennia of planetary harm for individuals' profit. They set the fires.

An LA City employee asked mutual aid organizers for masks to hand out today, if you're wondering how things are going

If you stayed in LA, please please please be masking. There is so much shit in the air & I can’t stop thinking about how many people got sick after 9/11 from breathing all the shit there & this feels comparable to me.

Worth noting that all the fear & anxiety LA is experiencing currently is still just a fraction of the terror Palestinians in Gaza have endured daily for 15 months.

Ah yes, the first real week in January, where I will once again attempt to force a relationship with chia seeds.

The Substance was so dumb. If you’re a 50 year old actress whose been in the business for decades & isn’t an EP on the show you’re the face of, then you shouldn’t grow a younger version of yourself, you should fire your managers.

Ya never meet a dog named Fido.

Advent calendars should be for January not December, just a little treat every day to help you make peace with ignoring your resolutions.

2024’s mantra has been “whatever”, looking forward to 2025’s slightly more upbeat “sure”

Luigi’s lawyer is a 10/10 character & between the two of them I am homesick for the east coast.

If you weren’t already, boycott McDonald’s, right fucking now. Too many rats in the kitchen.

Crazy how many people on here seem to think that their own politics were totally coherent at 26.

When we get Luigi’s birth time from one of his exes, it's over.

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

Hooves. What’s happening there?

Haven’t seen any new videos of Moo Deng since the shooting, interesting.

The PEOPLE’S Triple D 🤣

Suspect found!

Punk house tattoo artist giving out free “Deny Defend Depose” tattoos like it’s a black flag tattoo.

Look, this is just what happens when you hold a shareholder meeting during Mercury Rx

I hope he’s got a burner to read all the tweets

Prayers up for the housekeeper who has to go in & clean dude’s house tomorrow without a single smirk

I’m checking Twitter, Threads AND Bluesky for jokes about the healthcare assassin right now, this is a real test of how these newbies are gonna hang with the big boys.

Wish I had one TENTH the confidence of a Frame guy at Michael’s.

I’m a senior dog owner, I’ll talk about diarrhea with anyone IDGAF

“I love Podcasts” is a much cooler way of saying unfortunately, I actually love book reports.

Sorry I didn’t like your post, fascism is on the rise 🤷‍♀️